What is the funniest/dumbest pick-up line...

johnlatv

i was at a club once. It was a techno club so the music was loud. I was a dork so i say to this girl who i was checking out and seemed she was checking me out. I first introduce myself and ask her if she wanted to dance, she didn't hear me so i ask again, she shakes her head no. So i lean in and say i don't think you heard me and say, i said "i think you look fat in those pants". I smiled and said nice to meet you and walked away. About 30mins later she came back up to me, and we dated for about 6 months.

sewerchick93

I was out walking and some guy came up behind me and said "hey girl how about you hang that swing on my front porch"

Amuggsy78

Baby you must be from Ireland cause every time I look at you my penis is Dublin.

Ok that just made me crack up!:laugh:

wasteofpaint35

"is that a mirror in your pocket? cuz i can see myself in your pants."

Oliviamarie05

When I was in Italy, I was walking through the crowd and this guy grabs my arm and says, "You dropped something!"

Of course I'm thinking somehow my passport or something is gone (couldn't have possibly happened, yet I panicked). He waits for me to panic before smiling like a creeper and saying, "You dropped my heart. You broke it!"

:huh:

Amanda_Rae_Rae

"Will you be my girlfriend?"

We're engaged after 5 years of dating haha.

Soozcat

The one that always made me laugh is, "Hi, I like your clothes. Can I try them on?"

Lushaholic

Him: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Me: Unfertilized.

He went away...quickly.

Lift_This_

I walked into a bar and a guy said to me "excuse me, but I think you dropped this."


Me "what, I don't see anything."

Guy "your smile."

Or something like that..it put a smile on my face.

AmyLyn1983

You have a behind like an onion...it make me wanna cry.

Ugh......

JediMindfck

For those computer geeks out there:

You can put a Trojan on my Hard Drive anytime.

Furthering the 'geekness':

You make my software turn into hardware.

*groan*