I like my (men/women) like I like...

Tickateeboo

I like my men like I like my chocolate, dark and full of bacon.

Now that's a product I would like to see on the shelves...

LorinaLynn

I like my men like I like my shoes. A good fit and cute, without causing pain.

FoodieGal09

I like my men like my trampoline: Sturdy yet supple and always ready to get jumped on!

gerard54

Like pillows, comfortable and easy to sleep with haha jk...

Awkward30

I like my men like I like my backyard. Big, fun, and lights up when I'm around

Cassi_Eats_Apples

I like my women like I like my sandwich, in the kitchen and full of meat.

vtammy

I like my men how I like my books... bound in leather.

or...

I like my men how I like my homework

spread all over the table

one on top of the other.

AHHAHA XD

thebigcb

Not sure if I got this right, but here goes

" I like my women, to shut the hell up, do what they are told and have dinner ready"

That it? lol

ChunkieNuts

i like my men like i like bananas ; big, raw and hard. ;-)

nikilis

I like my women like I like my iphone, made in china.


i like my women like I like my undies, tight on my nuts.


ohh... I feel dirty now....

Meg_78

I like my men like I like my vodka ...made in Sweden.

thebigcb

I like my women like I like my shower

Hot steamy wet and easy to turn on.

silver_arrow3

I like my women like I like my sports car... Stylish, sexy and always ready to go.

That's exactly what I was thinking... Only with dudes.

1ConcreteGirl

I like my men like I like my coffee: hot, dark, and strong enough to keep me up all night.

jenbit

I like my men like I like my concerts--- Rockin ,making things tremble and going all night long

annahuebscher

I like my women like I like my whey shakes; thick, sloppy and full of protein.

That would work the other way around too (and IMO much better)

I like my men like my whey shakes, thick, sloppy and full of protein although I would substitute "sloppy" with "in my mouth" :devil:

Perfect!

Dub_D

I like my men like I like my shoes, in pairs of two :laugh:

^^awe look it's my old account. How cute.

Nerdy_Rose

I like my women like I like my coffee - in my lap.

(+10 to anyone who gets this reference without looking it up)

Capt_Apollo

i like my women like i like my garden hose. cheap and kinky.

Capt_Apollo

MySunshine76

I like my men, like I like my chocolate. Smooth and rich.

TubbsMcGee

I like my men like I like my drugs. White.

MySunshine76

I like my men like I like my sunsets, heartwarming, nice to look at, and gone in an hour.

girlwapp

Beyond inappropriate but.....

I like my men like I like my scotch, 25 years old and on a rack in my basement.

meinola

Beyond inappropriate but.....

I like my men like I like my scotch, 25 years old and on a rack in my basement.

^^^^^THIS!!!^^^^ :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

I like my men like I like my Oreos, black and white and three at a time.

Ivy_leaves

I like my women like I like my parades, gay.

...
I'm not good at these. XD

slkehl

I like my men like I like my meat. Chopped up and in the freezer :devil:

wildfirediva

I like my men like I like my beer crafty, strong, stout and rich.