I like my (men/women) like I like...

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  • _VoV
    _VoV Posts: 1,494 Member
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    I like my men like I like white cake with tangy lemon custard filling and buttercream frosting, and now all I can think about is the cake.
  • GeneveSparkles
    GeneveSparkles Posts: 283 Member
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    I like my women like I like my whey shakes; thick, sloppy and full of protein.

    That would work the other way around too (and IMO much better) ;)

    I like my men like my whey shakes, thick, sloppy and full of protein although I would substitute "sloppy" with "in my mouth" :devil:
  • Alma_Sana
    Alma_Sana Posts: 453 Member
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    I always thought this one was cute:


    I like my men like I like my cars. . . foreign or imported
  • 152dbs
    152dbs Posts: 116 Member
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    not creative today....thats what happens when you work 12 hr shifts all weekend...


    but....

    i like my women like my Shop Vac....bagless and no balls, and the other helps too.
  • Oliviamarie05
    Oliviamarie05 Posts: 528 Member
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    I like my men like I like my ice cream, sweet and goes straight to my thighs :laugh:
  • Trail_Addict
    Trail_Addict Posts: 1,350 Member
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    I like my men like I like my ice cream, sweet and goes straight to my thighs :laugh:

    Just call me "Ben" (or "Jerry"). :wink:
  • melbaby925
    melbaby925 Posts: 613
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    I like my women like I like my dog..... always happy to see me, willing to lick off the peanut butter, and never complains.

    Just spit my wine all over my laptop screen! Dang...

    I like my men like I like my wine...well rounded flavor, strong body, smooth finish and leaves me smiling with a good buzz.
  • Firefighter_Jay
    Firefighter_Jay Posts: 426 Member
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    ... like my coffee. Ground up and in the freezer.

    Damn you, that's what I came in to say
  • melbaby925
    melbaby925 Posts: 613
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    I like my men like I like my ice cream, sweet and goes straight to my thighs :laugh:

    Oh ya - and this - perfect. With caramel :wink:
  • Slendermike
    Slendermike Posts: 1,776 Member
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    I like women like I like golf, put the ball in the hole
  • stephanie1133
    stephanie1133 Posts: 211
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    I like my men like I like my workouts. . . hard, sweaty, and does my body good.
  • _the_feniks_
    _the_feniks_ Posts: 3,443 Member
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    I like my women like I like I like my cars... fast and with a GREAT rear-end.
  • odumsmith00
    odumsmith00 Posts: 25
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    *points at individual bees* back off... back off.... back off....


    HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!!!! EDDIE!!!
    I like my men like I like my coffee - covered in bees!

    and..

    I like my men like I like my coffee - in a plastic cup.


    (edit: if no one gets these I might just cry)
  • PinkEarthMama
    PinkEarthMama Posts: 987 Member
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    I like my women like I like my ice cream - soft, sweet, and dripping.

    I like my men like I like a tree - hard wood and straight up...
  • Danielle_2013
    Danielle_2013 Posts: 806 Member
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    I like my men like I like my pizza - hot and coming in less than 30 minutes
  • Oliviamarie05
    Oliviamarie05 Posts: 528 Member
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    I like my men like I like my pizza - hot and coming in less than 30 minutes

    This deserves a high five through the interwebz. *high five*
  • trijoe
    trijoe Posts: 729 Member
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    I like my women like I like my kitchen table: Sturdy, on four legs, and always happy to hold my sammich for me.
  • bellyake3
    bellyake3 Posts: 135 Member
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    The traditional reply is (I believe): Black, hot, strong, early, and often!

    My own take: I like my women like I like my road trips, disorganized, unpredictable, entertaining, and every day is a marvel to behold.

    By far the best reply...made me smile..thanks.
  • peytonturk
    peytonturk Posts: 49
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    I like my men like I like my weed. No wait change that..... I like my men to HAVE weed.

    HA HA KIDDING!!!

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :drinker:
  • AllTehBeers
    AllTehBeers Posts: 5,030 Member
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    I like my men like I like my cream, whipped.

    Lmao. Hell yeah

    I like my women like I like my sports car... Stylish, sexy and always ready to go.

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