Eliminating crabs

mermx
mermx Posts: 976
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So I am thinking of eliminating my crabs!

Do you suggest I do it slowly or just full on get rid of them?

Should I keep some crabs as part of a healthy option...do I really need them in my life?

Are crabs good or bad for me?
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  • Jxnsmma
    Jxnsmma Posts: 919 Member
    I am seriously hoping you have the tendency to spell carbs crabs.....
  • Speedtrap
    Speedtrap Posts: 216
    I am not sure if they are bad for you, but that reminds me of a friend who passed away a few years ago, your crab comment reminded me of her, seeing she was a cancer, it make the way she died really unfortunate.


    She was eaten by a giant crab.......
  • Sapporo
    Sapporo Posts: 693 Member
    King crab legs are awesome, do not eliminate these, they are good crabs, Do not eat any other crabs, they are bad!
  • ZoeLifts
    ZoeLifts Posts: 10,347 Member
    Only 72 grams of crabs per day, that's it, nor more or you blow up like a sumo wrestler, no less or you go into starvation mode.
  • RipperSB
    RipperSB Posts: 315 Member
    I am seriously hoping you have the tendency to spell carbs crabs.....

    LOL! If not, you should see a doctor!
  • myfitnessnmhoy
    myfitnessnmhoy Posts: 2,105 Member
    I'd eliminate them all at once, which will put you in a state where you burn primarily farts and poutine for fuel (this process is called "myopsy" and involves the body generating more musical car keys called key-tones).
  • mermx
    mermx Posts: 976
    I am not sure if they are bad for you, but that reminds me of a friend who passed away a few years ago, your crab comment reminded me of her, seeing she was a cancer, it make the way she died really unfortunate.


    She was eaten by a giant crab.......

    Oh my days!!!

    So maybe I should try to get rid of them fast!!!
  • mermx
    mermx Posts: 976
    King crab legs are awesome, do not eliminate these, they are good crabs, Do not eat any other crabs, they are bad!

    Noooo I didn`t realise there were KING CRABS???
  • littlepinkhearts
    littlepinkhearts Posts: 1,055 Member
    In your best interest, yes eliminate ALL your crabs :tongue:
  • summer8it
    summer8it Posts: 433 Member
    Oh, Sapporo, you could not be more wrong. Blue crabs are where it's at. So delicious, and only 70 calories for the whole crab!
  • Sapporo
    Sapporo Posts: 693 Member
    Oh, Sapporo, you could not be more wrong. Blue crabs are where it's at. So delicious, and only 70 calories for the whole crab!

    Okay I gotta find me one of these blue crabs.
  • mermx
    mermx Posts: 976
    I'd eliminate them all at once, which will put you in a state where you burn primarily farts and poutine for fuel (this process is called "myopsy" and involves the body generating more musical car keys called key-tones).
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    Is this something I should relish or be afraid of? I like to think I am quite musical?? but not sure about burning farts??? How does that all work???
  • Awkward30
    Awkward30 Posts: 1,927 Member
    In your best interest, yes eliminate ALL your crabs :tongue:

    This, and you should make sure your partner also eliminates all crabs. If you don't both eliminate crabs, you can't be truly rid of them.

    Trust me, I know from experience. Lots of experience with crabs.
  • mermx
    mermx Posts: 976
    I am seriously hoping you have the tendency to spell carbs crabs.....

    Isn`t a crab just a crab?
  • aba160
    aba160 Posts: 37 Member
    There are creams that help with that...
  • mermx
    mermx Posts: 976
    You guys on MFP are just so crab friendly and know so much about them!!
  • Jersey_Devil
    Jersey_Devil Posts: 4,142 Member
    are you itchy?
  • mermx
    mermx Posts: 976
    Do I get to log itching as exercise cals?
  • Jersey_Devil
    Jersey_Devil Posts: 4,142 Member
    Do I get to log itching as exercise cals?

    depends on how many reps and sets of scratching i'd suppose.
  • CoryIda
    CoryIda Posts: 7,870 Member
    I've heard they itch.
  • abetterjune
    abetterjune Posts: 219
    Haven't laughed this hard in ages. THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU
  • tkcasta
    tkcasta Posts: 405 Member
    Do you feel emotionally attached to them? Do they have names? Perhaps eliminate your least favorite crabs and give the rest birth control in order to control the population.
  • siobhano_
    siobhano_ Posts: 101
    I'd recommend eliminating ALL your crabs :P and then log it as cardio!
  • Jersey_Devil
    Jersey_Devil Posts: 4,142 Member
    The most efficient way of eliminating your crabs is by getting rid of your bodies' snooki and situations. Once those 2 elements are gone, the crabs should be the next thing to go.
  • Contrarian
    Contrarian Posts: 8,138 Member
    Don't eliminate all your crabs. The human body needs SOME crabs. Just try going low-crab.
  • Expialidojess
    Expialidojess Posts: 441 Member
    Mr. Krabs lives in Bikini Bottom

    Just sayin
  • elenathegreat
    elenathegreat Posts: 3,988 Member
    Just put some butter on them and have me over for dinner...I'll take care of them for you....
  • Jersey_Devil
    Jersey_Devil Posts: 4,142 Member
    Mr. Krabs lives in Bikini Bottom

    Just sayin

    i HATE spongebob!!!!
  • Expialidojess
    Expialidojess Posts: 441 Member
    Mr. Krabs lives in Bikini Bottom

    Just sayin

    i HATE spongebob!!!!

    Me too!!!
  • Brunner26_2
    Brunner26_2 Posts: 1,152
    Just avoid crabs after 10 pm. It's their bed time and they'll be all cranky and pinchy in the morning if they don't get enough sleep.

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