derail the thread!

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  • allisonmrn
    allisonmrn Posts: 721 Member
    This is the worst fail troll thread ever :yawn:
    cats suck

    I kill mine though, so they don't suck so hard.

    I think someone's jealous they can't suck hard......
  • elenathegreat
    elenathegreat Posts: 3,988 Member
    My cat's breath smells like catfood

    yer cat's breath smells like cat's *ss---catfood smells like *ss...
  • Il_DaniD_lI
    Il_DaniD_lI Posts: 1,593 Member
    Who has the hottest toes? Post pics!

    Photoon5-28-12at324PM4-1.jpg

    Do these qualify?

    There is only enough room for one toe-ho on this post. Sorry. :wink:
  • ArtGeek22
    ArtGeek22 Posts: 1,429 Member
    Who has the hottest toes? Post pics!

    Photoon5-28-12at324PM4-1.jpg

    Photoon5-28-12at321PM2-1.jpg

    Do these qualify?

    There is only enough room for one toe-ho on this post. Sorry. :wink:

    Maybe your being dethroned :laugh:
  • rextcat
    rextcat Posts: 1,408 Member
    Derail-1.jpg
  • Oliviamarie05
    Oliviamarie05 Posts: 528 Member
    Derail-1.jpg

    When I read this, I imagined yoda looking concerned. Not a train. :angry:
  • yourenotmine
    yourenotmine Posts: 645 Member
    Jesus loves me.
  • ArtGeek22
    ArtGeek22 Posts: 1,429 Member
    Derail-1.jpg

    That is gonna leave a mark......
  • reese66
    reese66 Posts: 2,920 Member
    utf-8BRmFjZV9QYWxtLmpwZw.jpg

    I can't stop laughing at this one. I love this pic! LOL

    Now that's freaking hilarious...
  • Pookylou
    Pookylou Posts: 988 Member
    catstare.gif

    Best. Thing. Ever.
  • Il_DaniD_lI
    Il_DaniD_lI Posts: 1,593 Member
    catstare.gif

    Best. Thing. Ever.

    Laughing in my cubicle. omg.
  • Pookylou
    Pookylou Posts: 988 Member
    Jesus loves me.

    He hates me 'cause I'm an epic beeatch.
  • Sockimobi
    Sockimobi Posts: 541
    Jesus loves me.

    He hates me 'cause I'm an epic beeatch.

    I have a dog called Jesus Christ. Always good for lols when I have to call him at the park :)
  • ArtGeek22
    ArtGeek22 Posts: 1,429 Member
    utf-8BRmFjZV9QYWxtLmpwZw.jpg

    I can't stop laughing at this one. I love this pic! LOL

    Now that's freaking hilarious...

    I agree, I can't stop laughing :laugh:
  • stunningalmond
    stunningalmond Posts: 275 Member
    This is the worst fail troll thread ever :yawn:
    cats suck

    Hahahahahahahhaahhaaa!!!!
  • Sockimobi
    Sockimobi Posts: 541
    This is the worst fail troll thread ever :yawn:
    cats suck

    Hahahahahahahhaahhaaa!!!!

    It's not even funny. She is just stating a fact.
  • WifeNMama
    WifeNMama Posts: 2,876 Member
    Yes, my minions, derail it! Derail the thread, I say! Mwahahahahahaha..... snort.

    (My evil, maniacal laughter includes my nerd snort. Deal with it.)
  • Sockimobi
    Sockimobi Posts: 541
    Yes, my minions, derail it! Derail the thread, I say! Mwahahahahahaha..... snort.

    (My evil, maniacal laughter includes my nerd snort. Deal with it.)

    I thought you would be disappointed. Everyone who has tried to derail it has stayed on topic (of derailing).

    It's an impossible task :sad: :sad:

    No wonder you have an evil laugh :devil:
  • becoming_a_new_me
    becoming_a_new_me Posts: 1,860 Member
    My zombie girlfriend who is a man finds this thread entirely rude...and I think everyone wears too much makeup and looks like drag queens. Now I am going to act all offended because I know you are talking about me behind my back.
  • WifeNMama
    WifeNMama Posts: 2,876 Member
    Yes, my minions, derail it! Derail the thread, I say! Mwahahahahahaha..... snort.

    (My evil, maniacal laughter includes my nerd snort. Deal with it.)
    No wonder you have an evil laugh :devil:

    Um.. why? Cuz I'm a nerd and all nerds are evil! That is discrimination! Reported! The fact that it's probably true is entirely irrelevant! Exclamation points everywhere!!! Just because!


    !!!!!!!
  • WifeNMama
    WifeNMama Posts: 2,876 Member
    My zombie girlfriend who is a man finds this thread entirely rude...and I think everyone wears too much makeup and looks like drag queens. Now I am going to act all offended because I know you are talking about me behind my back.

    <<<<<<< shnaked face. No make up. Therefore your entire post is invalid. :tongue: :smokin:
  • becoming_a_new_me
    becoming_a_new_me Posts: 1,860 Member
    My zombie girlfriend who is a man finds this thread entirely rude...and I think everyone wears too much makeup and looks like drag queens. Now I am going to act all offended because I know you are talking about me behind my back.

    <<<<<<< shnaked face. No make up. Therefore your entire post is invalid. :tongue: :smokin:

    You see? I knew it, you are trying to opress me in my unique relationship, oh and smoking is gross, so you must be poking fun at me. Are you saying I'm gross? I know it, you are just being mean and trying to make me feel less adequate because I am different from you.
  • Sockimobi
    Sockimobi Posts: 541
    Yes, my minions, derail it! Derail the thread, I say! Mwahahahahahaha..... snort.

    (My evil, maniacal laughter includes my nerd snort. Deal with it.)
    No wonder you have an evil laugh :devil:

    Um.. why? Cuz I'm a nerd and all nerds are evil! That is discrimination! Reported! The fact that it's probably true is entirely irrelevant! Exclamation points everywhere!!! Just because!


    !!!!!!!

    No nerd discrimination going on here. I have a herd of nerds... not to be confused with geeks.

    Geeks are not nerds !!!!!!1!!!!!11!!!!!!1!!one!!!!!eleventyone
  • WifeNMama
    WifeNMama Posts: 2,876 Member
    Yes, my minions, derail it! Derail the thread, I say! Mwahahahahahaha..... snort.

    (My evil, maniacal laughter includes my nerd snort. Deal with it.)
    No wonder you have an evil laugh :devil:

    Um.. why? Cuz I'm a nerd and all nerds are evil! That is discrimination! Reported! The fact that it's probably true is entirely irrelevant! Exclamation points everywhere!!! Just because!


    !!!!!!!

    No nerd discrimination going on here. I have a herd of nerds... not to be confused with geeks.

    Geeks are not nerds !!!!!!1!!!!!11!!!!!!1!!one!!!!!eleventyone

    Doesn't explain the comment about my evil laugh... :frown: sad face is sad.
  • gabbingfilly
    gabbingfilly Posts: 106 Member
    Ugh! I'm having the worst period EVER! These cramps are sooooo bad and the bloating is just terrible. Anybody out there that can relate? :
  • manderson27
    manderson27 Posts: 3,510 Member
    Dr Oz says you can loose weight by eating bat guano has anyone else tried this? I did it for 3 months and lost nearly a whole pound but after weighting myself this morning, afternoon, and evening, I have plateaued . and need advice on how to reset my metabolism. Should I try the dumb8ss cleanse, this is a way of ridding your body of all kidney function (thereby eliminating invisible toxins that hide in your kidneys) by drinking a juice made up of crushed butterfly wings and the nose hairs of leprechauns, I have heard it contains negative calories is this true?

    Anyone?

    Anyone at all?
  • lickmybaconcakes
    lickmybaconcakes Posts: 1,063 Member
    Dr Oz says you can loose weight by eating bat guano has anyone else tried this? I did it for 3 months and lost nearly a whole pound but after weighting myself this morning, afternoon, and evening, I have plateaued . and need advice on how to reset my metabolism. Should I try the dumb8ss cleanse, this is a way of ridding your body of all kidney function (thereby eliminating invisible toxins that hide in your kidneys) by drinking a juice made up of crushed butterfly wings and the nose hairs of leprechauns, I have heard it contains negative calories is this true?

    Anyone?

    Anyone at all?

    I stopped reading at "loose" :laugh: .
  • acman145acp
    acman145acp Posts: 76 Member
    Who has the hottest toes? Post pics!

    You have my attention
  • mfp_junkie
    mfp_junkie Posts: 359
    Coke or Pepsi?
  • jg627
    jg627 Posts: 1,221 Member
    I can build muscle on 400 calories per day, because muscle weighs more than fat, but I don't, because meat is murder and you need to get right with the lord. Isn't that what Hittler did? By the way, all your mothers wear combat boots!
    Ahhhh I feel much better now. Just like taking big dump with words.

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