Please be alarmed and armed

Shayztar
Shayztar Posts: 415 Member
edited December 2024 in Chit-Chat
Zombies are loose in Miami. Please, do not panic. If you read an article about something called "excited delirium" please know that it is government code for ZOMBIE OUTBREAK.

This should please all you runners. You have been training for this. Congratulations.

For the rest of us, please pick up the "Zombie Survival Guide" from your nearest book store and prepare to fight for your lives.

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  • Shayztar
    Shayztar Posts: 415 Member
    Hm. I guess this one has already been done. Next time I will search the forums before I try to make a funny.

    *runs away and hides in case trolls happen by*
  • ironanimal
    ironanimal Posts: 5,922 Member
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  • Shayztar
    Shayztar Posts: 415 Member
    OMG I just loled so hard my hubby wanted in on the joke.
  • Goal_Seeker_1988
    Goal_Seeker_1988 Posts: 1,619 Member
    what's wrong with zombies? they need friends too!
  • Shayztar
    Shayztar Posts: 415 Member
    what's wrong with zombies? they need friends too!

    friends...to eat.
  • cowgirlashlee
    cowgirlashlee Posts: 301 Member
    what's wrong with zombies? they need friends too!

    friends...to eat.

    But, if they eat someone that's brainless, does that mean the zombies are on a diet? If they're dieting, I have some people they can eat ;) jk
  • mrmanmeat
    mrmanmeat Posts: 1,968 Member
    zombie topics are as dumb as chuck norris jokes.

    next
  • anabell31
    anabell31 Posts: 268
    Chuck Norris likes zombie topics
  • Shayztar
    Shayztar Posts: 415 Member
    Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number....you answer the wrong phone.

    What did the zombie eat after having his teeth pulled out? The Dentist.
  • the_journeyman
    the_journeyman Posts: 1,877 Member
    Also, go download Zombie Run! for your smart phone before you take your next jog!

    JM
  • KristysLosing
    KristysLosing Posts: 683
    Well I am glad someone warned me about the zombies. I would have been pissed to get home from work tonight and find out the hard way. And home is a long way from the bookstore. So now I know I need to make my way over there sooner. Thank you tons!! :smile:
  • Cyngen
    Cyngen Posts: 557 Member
    Beware the vegetarian zombies.... they shuffle along mumbling "grains grains"
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