I like men.

GermanicKnight

Men in Tights? (or tight pajamas!?)

Contrarian

But aren't they sort of people? I don't like people.

Get a dog?

People like dogs. I'd be walking my dog, and people would approach me, and be like "What kind of dog is that? What's his name? How old is he?" etc.

Nice try, lady, but I'm onto to you and your tricksy ideas.

Maybe get an alligator? I don't think anyone would approach someone walking an alligator :P

"How cool! Does he bite? What do you feed him?"

You could always just feed him people and kill two birds with one stone *shrugs*

But then I will get arrested and be trapped inside a building with nothing but people, as far as the eye can see.

toxicmikki

I can find a reason or two to keep them around.

Since I have a car with GPS in it now, I can really only think of one reason to keep em around

jpuderbaugh

But aren't they sort of people? I don't like people.

Get a dog?

People like dogs. I'd be walking my dog, and people would approach me, and be like "What kind of dog is that? What's his name? How old is he?" etc.

Nice try, lady, but I'm onto to you and your tricksy ideas.

Maybe get an alligator? I don't think anyone would approach someone walking an alligator :P

"How cool! Does he bite? What do you feed him?"

You could always just feed him people and kill two birds with one stone *shrugs*

^^^I like that idea. or get a cat. you don't have to walk it, it can ignore everybody who comes to visit. Might even chase them away (mine keep certain family members away :bigsmile: ) I love cats. I have 4.

EpiGaiaRepens

ME TOO.

I want to be surrounded by boys who make fart jokes and get dirty and run around wildly screaming and sweating.

that is all.

stephenatl09

I like men too!!

^^ THIS ^^

SnakeDarling

Here here!

ashlinmarie

But aren't they sort of people? I don't like people.

Get a dog?

People like dogs. I'd be walking my dog, and people would approach me, and be like "What kind of dog is that? What's his name? How old is he?" etc.

Nice try, lady, but I'm onto to you and your tricksy ideas.

Maybe get an alligator? I don't think anyone would approach someone walking an alligator :P

"How cool! Does he bite? What do you feed him?"

You could always just feed him people and kill two birds with one stone *shrugs*

^^^I like that idea. or get a cat. you don't have to walk it, it can ignore everybody who comes to visit. Might even chase them away (mine keep certain family members away :bigsmile: ) I love cats. I have 4.

I walk one of my cats because he loves to be outside and he loves people. He is a people magnet. However, you can't stop your alligator from eating people. Just live in the middle of nowhere and then you can avoid people and if they do show up, your alligator will just eat them.

jpuderbaugh

But aren't they sort of people? I don't like people.

Get a dog?

People like dogs. I'd be walking my dog, and people would approach me, and be like "What kind of dog is that? What's his name? How old is he?" etc.

Nice try, lady, but I'm onto to you and your tricksy ideas.

Maybe get an alligator? I don't think anyone would approach someone walking an alligator :P

"How cool! Does he bite? What do you feed him?"

You could always just feed him people and kill two birds with one stone *shrugs*

^^^I like that idea. or get a cat. you don't have to walk it, it can ignore everybody who comes to visit. Might even chase them away (mine keep certain family members away :bigsmile: ) I love cats. I have 4.

I walk one of my cats because he loves to be outside and he loves people. He is a people magnet. However, you can't stop your alligator from eating people. Just live in the middle of nowhere and then you can avoid people and if they do show up, your alligator will just eat them.

Awwww. So cute. I have one cat who loves people. The rest hide. All but one of them are indoor only cats, so I don't walk mine. I can only imagine that anyway.... planting themselves on the ground, claws dug into the grass forbidding to move. My kitten loves water though. So spraying her with a water gun when she's bad doesn't work.

jpuderbaugh

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Maybe get an alligator? I don't think anyone would approach someone walking an alligator :P
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Reply "He really likes the taste of human flesh. He's probably getting hungry...."

That is what I would do, with an evil smile on my face, and then laugh my *kitten* off once they were gone. My brother had that type of fun with a telemarketer once. It was freaking hilarious. (they called for his wife and he replied in a deep creepy voice "she's dead". the lady wanted off the phone something awful, scrambling to say "ok, I'll call back at a better time!" to which he replied again "she's dead".)