What could possibly be more important than pie?

pauldbarnhart
pauldbarnhart Posts: 5,999 Member
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Heard this in a movie recently, and loved it. I'm thinking about making this my standard response to stupid questions/comments.

Anybody recognize it?

What's your favorite obscure movie quote (not the obvious ones like "Frankly, Scarlett...."
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  • kaithenderson
    kaithenderson Posts: 21
    Jack,ill never let go.or is it ill never let go jack?from titantic.
  • laursey
    laursey Posts: 307
    "I had my mouth open and everything" from Shrek
  • Shenzi03
    Shenzi03 Posts: 88 Member
    PLEASE! Tell me about the ****ing golf shoes!
  • llahairdna
    llahairdna Posts: 502 Member
    "Please! This is supposed to be a happy occasion. Let's not bicker and argue over who killed who. "

    From Monty Python and the Holy Grail
  • laursey
    laursey Posts: 307
    Heard this in a movie recently, and loved it. I'm thinking about making this my standard response to stupid questions/comments.

    Anybody recognize it?

    What's your favorite obscure movie quote (not the obvious ones like "Frankly, Scarlett...."

    American Pie?
  • nas061
    nas061 Posts: 256 Member
    "I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! " (French soldier insult to the English in "Monty Python and the Holy Grail")
  • polarsjewel
    polarsjewel Posts: 1,725 Member
    Puny God!!
  • rockchalk956
    rockchalk956 Posts: 94 Member
    "F*ckin' A, man. F*ckin' A."

    If you know where this comes from, we will be best friends.
  • lauralizzy829
    lauralizzy829 Posts: 215 Member
    Heard this in a movie recently, and loved it. I'm thinking about making this my standard response to stupid questions/comments.

    Anybody recognize it?

    What's your favorite obscure movie quote (not the obvious ones like "Frankly, Scarlett...."

    Omg, where is that from?!
  • msudaisy28
    msudaisy28 Posts: 267 Member
    "Jesus and I love you" - Orgasmo
  • JadedSouls
    JadedSouls Posts: 136 Member
    If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball!
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    Yeah, but John, If the Pirates of the Carribbean breaks down the Pirates don't eat the tourists--Jurassic Park
  • Shenzi03
    Shenzi03 Posts: 88 Member
    "F*ckin' A, man. F*ckin' A."

    If you know where this comes from, we will be best friends.

    The Big Lebowski?
  • lauralizzy829
    lauralizzy829 Posts: 215 Member
    Puny God!!

    Hahahaha, cue groan from Loki
  • lickmybaconcakes
    lickmybaconcakes Posts: 1,063 Member
    e^ipi+1=0


    (1+5^1/2)/2


    (2a+b)/a


    They're pretty important.
  • maab_connor
    maab_connor Posts: 3,927 Member
    "do your parents know you're here?" "No, but when you're 16 and knocked, they kind of stop worrying" Juno
  • pauldbarnhart
    pauldbarnhart Posts: 5,999 Member
    @laura -- I think I'll keep you in suspense for a while... hee hee
  • wolverine66
    wolverine66 Posts: 3,779 Member
    "Woah, Big Gulps, eh?"
  • CoryIda
    CoryIda Posts: 7,870 Member
    "I carried a watermelon."
  • Qatsi
    Qatsi Posts: 2,191 Member
    "I decided my life is too simple - I wanna complicate the hell out of it." - Quinn Harris (Harrison Ford), Six Days Seven Nights

    "Lady, I only speak two languages - English and Bad English." - Corbin Dallas (Bruce Willis), The Fifth Element
  • _Christine_
    _Christine_ Posts: 1,385 Member
    All my favorite quotes are from Pixar movies... :embarassed:
  • Doing_The_Unstruck
    Doing_The_Unstruck Posts: 241 Member
    "F*ckin' A, man. F*ckin' A."

    If you know where this comes from, we will be best friends.
    The Deer Hunter
  • rockchalk956
    rockchalk956 Posts: 94 Member
    "F*ckin' A, man. F*ckin' A."

    If you know where this comes from, we will be best friends.

    The Big Lebowski?

    Mmm... similar.
  • TexanThom
    TexanThom Posts: 778
    Movie-There was a crooked man...A man just put in prison in the old west.

    Kirk Douglas-Where does a man get a smoke?

    Burgess Meredith-From Smokes. If you want whiskey, you ask Whiskey. If you want sweets, you ask Sweets.

    Kirk Douglas-Wouldn't happen to have a guard named Poontang would ya?
  • prov31jd
    prov31jd Posts: 153 Member
    "The only thing that separates us from the animals is our ability to accessorize."
    "He was so confused he didn't know whether to scratch his watch or wind his butt."
    "Miss Truvy, I may or may not be married to a man who might or might not be a criminal, but I promise you, it will NOT interfere with my ability to do good hair."

    All quotes from "Steel Magnolias" . . . possibly the most quotable chick-flick ever. (And forgive me if I didn't get them totally verbatim!)

    And, probably my all-time favorite EVER: "You're gonna need a bigger boat." (Jaws)
  • Doing_The_Unstruck
    Doing_The_Unstruck Posts: 241 Member
    Run for the hills everybody, there's a giant **** cloud coming.
  • VenomousDuck
    VenomousDuck Posts: 206
    I'm gonna punch you in the ovary, that's what I'm gonna do. A straight shot. Right to the babymaker.
  • infamousmk
    infamousmk Posts: 6,033 Member
    "Did I just fart?"
  • maab_connor
    maab_connor Posts: 3,927 Member
    "I can't help it, Perry Como just gets to me!"
  • TK266
    TK266 Posts: 3,638 Member
    "Excuse me, Mr. Pink, but I think the last f**king thing you need is another cup of coffee." not sure if it is obscure, but I like it.

    and of course "Who hired this CREW!" -- I use this whenever something goes weird at organization i volunteer at.

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