Zombie Apocalypse has started

emsnyc

I was reading about this yesterday. They think he was high on LSD. WOW!

Thats what the government wants you to think.

HILARIOUS! Funny that someone said that's why they train! We will be the survivors! I think about this all the time! I like to imagine I'm running away from zombies! Gives me the extra incentive to go faster and keep on going! Also, I feel I must achieve the ability to do pull ups... you never know how those will come in handy in the apocalypse.

This thread made my day.

coreykantola

Time to find a nice quiet place in the woods to live. Live off the land, off the grid. Freaky story !

emsnyc

Although, it just sunk in... that's a pretty AWFUL story. Wow. Poor guy.

kaithenderson

I read that a kid that was high on bath salts tried to cut his arm off with a meat cleaver

StephiePop

It has definitely begun... check this story out too:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/29/wayne-carter-threw-intestines-at-officers-stabbed-self-new-jersey_n_1554126.html

Whoa....indeed....the zombie apocalypse has started and it is moving from FL to NJ!

The virus was in Canada first

http://m.complex.com/city-guide/2012/05/man-beheaded-and-ate-fellow-greyhound-passenger-because-he-thought-he-was-an-alien

I couldn't figure out if I wanted to drive to Ohio in August or take a bus.. I now have my answer. O.o

yoovie

To me this was a real zombie.

Zombies do NOT have to be reanimated dead. Think movies like 28 days later and others where it was chemically induced - even if that chemical is bath salts.

Zombies are no longer in possession of their human higher thinking motives nor things like modesty, self-control, utensils...

Zombies are cannibals.

Zombies growl at you when you shoot them... and then go back to feeding.

PS does anyone know if that guy that they swiss cheesed only fell when they got a head shot or not? I feel like that's vital info.

Sumo813

It has definitely begun... check this story out too:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/29/wayne-carter-threw-intestines-at-officers-stabbed-self-new-jersey_n_1554126.html

Whoa....indeed....the zombie apocalypse has started and it is moving from FL to NJ!

The virus was in Canada first

http://m.complex.com/city-guide/2012/05/man-beheaded-and-ate-fellow-greyhound-passenger-because-he-thought-he-was-an-alien

I couldn't figure out if I wanted to drive to Ohio in August or take a bus.. I now have my answer. O.o

:laugh:

Drive... preferably in an armored vehicle.

And Aliens... the other, other, OTHER white meat... finger lickin' good!

_SpeshK_

He was on those dumb *ss bath salts. That crap will mess you up!

martymum

ok its official................



martyxx

LuLuSUPER

It has definitely begun... check this story out too:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/29/wayne-carter-threw-intestines-at-officers-stabbed-self-new-jersey_n_1554126.html

Whoa....indeed....the zombie apocalypse has started and it is moving from FL to NJ!

:laugh: DIZZAM

I got a my sneakers, a bat, and a gun! WoW Yall

LuLuSUPER

I'm in the mood for some pasta now...spaghetti or lasagna

:laugh: totally

hoskibn

Remove the head or destroy the brain...and if it's chemically induced they are the fast ones...shame I was hoping for good old slow Romero zombies.

Bronx_Montgomery

OMG READ THIS!! IT BEGINS IN FLORIDA

http://www.buzzfeed.com/donnad/zombie-apocalypse-begins-in-florida

TubbsMcGee

And yet another:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/07/27/otty-sanchez-woman-accuse_n_245627.html

BRAIN WAS EATEN

HauteP1nk

Yep! Start stocking up!!!

I heard about that yesterday and about the guy who flung his guts at the police officeres in NJ too....
Freaks snorting bath salts...lol

torygirl79

I knew I should have started c25k.

Oh well, on the positive side it'd be a man after me for my brains ;-)

gatecityradio

I'm getting my crossbow ready.

mfp_junkie

Not quite zombie material, but someone mailed a human foot to the ruling government's offices in Ottawa yesterday, and police in Montreal found the torso this morning. Not like a true zombie to share the body parts, though I don't believe they have found the head yet....

http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/politics/montreal-police-zero-in-on-suspect-in-ottawa-body-parts-case/article2447319/

Christi_Kitty

This is so awful, I'm scared now :<

yoovie

you should be