Dear Abby.......

icandoit

LETTERS DEAR ABBY ADMITTED
SHE WAS AT A LOSS TO ANSWER

Dear Abby, A couple of women moved in across the hall from me. One is
a middle-aged gym teacher and the other is a social worker in her
mid-twenties. These two women go everywhere together and I've never
seen a man go into or leave their apartment. Do you think they could
be Lebanese?
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Dear Abby, What can I do about all the Sex, Nudity, Fowl Language and
Violence on my VCR?
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Dear Abby, I have a man I can't trust. He cheats so much, I'm not
even sure the baby I'm carrying is his.
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Dear Abby, I am a twenty-three year old liberated woman who has been
on the pill for two years. It's getting expensive and I think my boy
friend should share half the cost but I don't know him well enough to
discuss money with him.
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Dear Abby, I've suspected that my husband has been fooling around
and, when confronted with the evidence, he denied everything and said
it would never happen again.
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Dear Abby, Our son writes that he is taking Judo. Why would a boy who
was in a good Christian home turn against his own?
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Dear Abby, I joined the Navy to see the world. I've seen it. Now how
do I get out?
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Dear Abby, My forty year old son has been paying a psychiatrist
$50.00 an hour every week for two and a half years. He must be crazy.
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Dear Abby, I was married to Bill for three months and I didn't know
he drank until one night he came home sober. (I love this one!!)
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Dear Abby, My mother is mean and short tempered. I think she is going
through mental pause.
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Dear Abby, You told some woman whose husband had lost all interest in
sex to send him to a doctor. Well, my husband lost all interest in
sex and he is a doctor. Now what do I do?

icandoit

LETTERS DEAR ABBY ADMITTED
SHE WAS AT A LOSS TO ANSWER

Dear Abby, A couple of women moved in across the hall from me. One is
a middle-aged gym teacher and the other is a social worker in her
mid-twenties. These two women go everywhere together and I've never
seen a man go into or leave their apartment. Do you think they could
be Lebanese?
======================================

Dear Abby, What can I do about all the Sex, Nudity, Fowl Language and
Violence on my VCR?
=====================================

Dear Abby, I have a man I can't trust. He cheats so much, I'm not
even sure the baby I'm carrying is his.
=========== ================================


Dear Abby, I am a twenty-three year old liberated woman who has been
on the pill for two years. It's getting expensive and I think my boy
friend should share half the cost but I don't know him well enough to
discuss money with him.
========================================

Dear Abby, I've suspected that my husband has been fooling around
and, when confronted with the evidence, he denied everything and said
it would never happen again.
=======================================

Dear Abby, Our son writes that he is taking Judo. Why would a boy who
was in a good Christian home turn against his own?
===============================

Dear Abby, I joined the Navy to see the world. I've seen it. Now how
do I get out?
===========================

Dear Abby, My forty year old son has been paying a psychiatrist
$50.00 an hour every week for two and a half years. He must be crazy.
=================================! ======== ======

Dear Abby, I was married to Bill for three months and I didn't know
he drank until one night he came home sober. (I love this one!!)
=======================================

Dear Abby, My mother is mean and short tempered. I think she is going
through mental pause.
=================================

Dear Abby, You told some woman whose husband had lost all interest in
sex to send him to a doctor. Well, my husband lost all interest in
sex and he is a doctor. Now what do I do?

sophialittle

hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!:laugh: thanks for the laughs out loud!

yoginimary

Thanks, I love those!:laugh:
any malaprops really.