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Never try to outsmart a woman

mommared53
Posts: 9,543 Member
I just received this e-mail from my sister and had to share it. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
A man calls home to his wife and says, "Honey, I have been asked to fly to Canada with my boss and several of his friends for fishing.. We'll be gone for a long weekend. This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I've been wanting so could you please pack enough clothes for a 3 day weekend".....
And also would you get out my rod and tackle box from the attic ?
We're leaving at 4:30 pm from the office and I will swing by the house to pick my things up..
'Oh! And please pack my new navy blue silk pajamas.'
The wife thinks this sounds a bit odd, but, being the good wife,
She does exactly what her husband asked.
Following the long weekend he came home a little tired, but, otherwise, looking good. The wife welcomes him home and asks if he caught many fish?
He says, 'Yes! Lots of Walleyes, some Bass, and a few Pike.
He said but why didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to do?
You'll love the answer.
HELLO
The wife replies, "I did, they're in your tackle box".
Never,Never,Never try to outsmart a woman!!!
A man calls home to his wife and says, "Honey, I have been asked to fly to Canada with my boss and several of his friends for fishing.. We'll be gone for a long weekend. This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I've been wanting so could you please pack enough clothes for a 3 day weekend".....
And also would you get out my rod and tackle box from the attic ?
We're leaving at 4:30 pm from the office and I will swing by the house to pick my things up..
'Oh! And please pack my new navy blue silk pajamas.'
The wife thinks this sounds a bit odd, but, being the good wife,
She does exactly what her husband asked.
Following the long weekend he came home a little tired, but, otherwise, looking good. The wife welcomes him home and asks if he caught many fish?
He says, 'Yes! Lots of Walleyes, some Bass, and a few Pike.
He said but why didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to do?
You'll love the answer.
HELLO
The wife replies, "I did, they're in your tackle box".
Never,Never,Never try to outsmart a woman!!!
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that was great:bigsmile: :laugh: :happy:0
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Haha, thanks for the laugh! :bigsmile:0
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:bigsmile: Hilarious!0
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Ah, good one!!!0
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perfect! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:0
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You go girl! LOL Love this joke!0
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