We need to laugh

bigdane321

WEIGHT LOSS HUMOR

ONE WHO INDULGES
BULGES.

HE WHO STUFFETH..
PUFFETH!

PRACTICE GIRTH CONTROL

LOOSE LIPS
BROAD HIPS

TOUGH COOKIES DON'T CRUMBLE

I REPEAT MYSELF WHEN I AM HUNGRY.
I REPEAT MYSELF WHEN I AM HUNGRY.

OBESITY IS REALLY WIDESPREAD.

I HAVE TO EXERCISE EARLY IN THE MORNING BEFORE MY BRAIN FIGURES OUT WHAT I AM DOING.

Weight-loss advice to an obese patient: "LET'S KEEP IT SIMPLE...JUST EAT THE THINGS YOU DON'T LIKE."

DIETER'S PRAYER

AS I WAKE UP FROM MY SLEEP
I PRAY MY DIET I MAY KEEP
BUT IF TEMPTATION MAKES ME SLIP,
I PRAY THE LORD MY PANTS WON'T RIP.

bigdane321

WEIGHT LOSS HUMOR

ONE WHO INDULGES
BULGES.

HE WHO STUFFETH..
PUFFETH!

PRACTICE GIRTH CONTROL

LOOSE LIPS
BROAD HIPS

TOUGH COOKIES DON'T CRUMBLE

I REPEAT MYSELF WHEN I AM HUNGRY.
I REPEAT MYSELF WHEN I AM HUNGRY.

OBESITY IS REALLY WIDESPREAD.

I HAVE TO EXERCISE EARLY IN THE MORNING BEFORE MY BRAIN FIGURES OUT WHAT I AM DOING.

Weight-loss advice to an obese patient: "LET'S KEEP IT SIMPLE...JUST EAT THE THINGS YOU DON'T LIKE."

DIETER'S PRAYER

AS I WAKE UP FROM MY SLEEP
I PRAY MY DIET I MAY KEEP
BUT IF TEMPTATION MAKES ME SLIP,
I PRAY THE LORD MY PANTS WON'T RIP.

banks1850

I HAVE TO EXERCISE EARLY IN THE MORNING BEFORE MY BRAIN FIGURES OUT WHAT I AM DOING.

Dane, with your permission, I think I just found my mantra!

bigdane321

It's your enjoy

Christy421

hahaha i'm cracking up over here...especially with the I HAVE TO EXERCISE EARLY IN THE MORNING BEFORE MY BRAIN FIGURES OUT WHAT I AM DOING.

:laugh:

dogwdots

Definetly need to keep laughing. It has been an extremely tough week:happy: and I needed a smile. thanks!

icandoit

Thank you bigdane.:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
I think we all need a good laugh(s) throughout the day.

mommared53

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

RunningRatty

:happy: