POPULARITY CONTEST! RANT!

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  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,227 Member
    Wait!

    This reminds me of a song!!
  • _binary_jester_
    _binary_jester_ Posts: 2,132 Member
    You is kind. You is smart. You is important.
    *eye twitch*
  • CoryIda
    CoryIda Posts: 7,870 Member
    You is kind. You is smart. You is important.
    *eye twitch*
    Oh, binary. We are all just here to help each other along in our JOURNEY!

    Don't stop believin'!!!!!
  • Jules2Be
    Jules2Be Posts: 2,238 Member
    I collect hot women. Seriously...look at my friends list.

    ...at least I am honest

    snif....
  • _binary_jester_
    _binary_jester_ Posts: 2,132 Member
    I collect hot women. Seriously...look at my friends list.

    ...at least I am honest

    snif....
    Heh...your friends are basically my friends, but we'll discuss you at length...many double entendres and pervy statements will be made...then you're accepted.
  • callsitlikeiseeit
    callsitlikeiseeit Posts: 8,626 Member
    if i wanted to be in a popularity contest, id be a politician :P

    i have a small friends list, not that i care. i try to keep it to people who I feel I would get along with, or have similar interests.
  • meemo88
    meemo88 Posts: 436 Member
    da fukk?
  • pullipgirl
    pullipgirl Posts: 767 Member
    your arms grew back!
  • Thomasm198
    Thomasm198 Posts: 3,187 Member
    It's not??? Then who did I just send $5,000 to because they said they could help me win it? :angry:

    Don't tell me I fell for that trick again. :grumble:
  • Foxypoo61287
    Foxypoo61287 Posts: 638 Member
    *huggles*
    I prefer ((((BIG SMOOSHY BOOB HUGS))))

    I prefer motorboats...but..what eva floats your boat.
  • IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym
    IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym Posts: 5,573 Member
    I'm thinking this topic should be pinned, because I thought it was common knowledge, but clearly not so much....
  • meemo88
    meemo88 Posts: 436 Member
    da fukk?

    Hey girl you seem hot, want to be my friend?

    lol done :laugh: :wink:
  • astroub
    astroub Posts: 289 Member
    No, your membership on MFP does not automatically enter you into a popularity contest; however, some people use it more for the social aspect.

    Some people like to keep their friends list small.

    Some people like having hundreds of people on it.

    Some people delete friends who haven't logged in for a while.

    Some people delete friends who they don't feel a connection to.

    Guess what? I deny friend requests from people who say I inspire them.
    Does that make me mean?

    NO!

    It makes me human. I post encouraging and helpful things (sometimes) and share my progress and what works for me on the forums. My wall is for fun. My choice. I'm an adult.

    So are you.

    So don't get mad if someone doesn't want to add you.

    Don't judge people that don't use MFP the same way you do.

    Don't get upset if someone deletes you. Do you REALLY want a friend who keeps you out of a sense of obligation?
    Personally, I'd feel awful if someone kept me just because they felt like they had to in order not to hurt my feelings.

    /end rant

    You are all beautiful and perfect snowflakes. Well, except for those of you who aren't.


    Well said sweetie!
  • GasMasterFlash
    GasMasterFlash Posts: 2,206 Member
    My dog eats her own poop sometimes, and she's super popular.
  • delmc1
    delmc1 Posts: 331 Member
    corylda after that rant you INSPIRE ME :tongue: :tongue: :tongue:
  • SingerJennXXXX
    SingerJennXXXX Posts: 54 Member
    Great post, awesome replies! Thanks for the laugh, people!
  • CoryIda
    CoryIda Posts: 7,870 Member
    My dog eats her own poop sometimes, and she's super popular.
    I am fairly certain you have the most well-known poop-eating dog on MFP.
    Also, no thread is complete without that post.
    Thank you.
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  • Jules2Be
    Jules2Be Posts: 2,238 Member
    I collect hot women. Seriously...look at my friends list.

    ...at least I am honest

    snif....
    Heh...your friends are basically my friends, but we'll discuss you at length...many double entendres and pervy statements will be made...then you're accepted.

    haha post a status...Jules2Be? anyone?
  • myofibril
    myofibril Posts: 4,500 Member
    Nice rant but....

    I will be back when I have resized this stoopid pic....

    back to our regularly scheduled programming:

    gIouS.jpg
  • CoryIda
    CoryIda Posts: 7,870 Member
    I collect hot women. Seriously...look at my friends list.

    ...at least I am honest

    snif....
    Heh...your friends are basically my friends, but we'll discuss you at length...many double entendres and pervy statements will be made...then you're accepted.

    haha post a status...Jules2Be? anyone?
    Done.
  • Pocket_Pixi
    Pocket_Pixi Posts: 1,167 Member
    To get on my friends list you have to be pretty awesome...seriously .. Like jump through hoops or flames... Spit fire... Walk across hot coals... Lay on a bed of nails... Etc.


    If you fail one of these I decline. I also decline if I don't like ppl on your friends list.. If you don't. Include messages in you fr... And simply if I don't like your profile picture.

    Few ppl live up to my standards.
    I don't jump through hoops or flames, nor do I spit fire or walk across hot coals. I sometimes lie on my hands, though, and my fingers have nails.

    Also, I have a long tongue. This pretty much trumps all other criteria.

    You were judged on entirely different criteria... This is new criteria lol... Your tongue was however one of the deciding factors for me.
  • ElleOQuent
    ElleOQuent Posts: 429 Member
    My dog eats her own poop sometimes, and she's super popular.

    Iatemysht.jpg

    How precious.
  • Jules2Be
    Jules2Be Posts: 2,238 Member
    I collect hot women. Seriously...look at my friends list.

    ...at least I am honest

    snif....
    Heh...your friends are basically my friends, but we'll discuss you at length...many double entendres and pervy statements will be made...then you're accepted.

    haha post a status...Jules2Be? anyone?
    Done.

    i meant binary jester... cory! what did you do?!?!?! LMAO
  • LorinaLynn
    LorinaLynn Posts: 13,247 Member
    To get on my friends list you have to be pretty awesome...seriously .. Like jump through hoops or flames... Spit fire... Walk across hot coals... Lay on a bed of nails... Etc.


    If you fail one of these I decline. I also decline if I don't like ppl on your friends list.. If you don't. Include messages in you fr... And simply if I don't like your profile picture.

    Few ppl live up to my standards.
    I don't jump through hoops or flames, nor do I spit fire or walk across hot coals. I sometimes lie on my hands, though, and my fingers have nails.

    Also, I have a long tongue. This pretty much trumps all other criteria.

    You did Warrior Dash, therefore, you jumped flames. :laugh:
  • CoryIda
    CoryIda Posts: 7,870 Member
    I collect hot women. Seriously...look at my friends list.

    ...at least I am honest

    snif....
    Heh...your friends are basically my friends, but we'll discuss you at length...many double entendres and pervy statements will be made...then you're accepted.

    haha post a status...Jules2Be? anyone?
    Done.

    i meant binary jester... cory! what did you do?!?!?! LMAO
    I gave him an opportunity to see you discussed at length... and for you to witness it as well.
  • Jules2Be
    Jules2Be Posts: 2,238 Member
    I collect hot women. Seriously...look at my friends list.

    ...at least I am honest

    snif....
    Heh...your friends are basically my friends, but we'll discuss you at length...many double entendres and pervy statements will be made...then you're accepted.

    haha post a status...Jules2Be? anyone?
    Done.

    i meant binary jester... cory! what did you do?!?!?! LMAO
    I gave him an opportunity to see you discussed at length... and for you to witness it as well.

    :blushing: :blushing: :blushing: :blushing: :blushing:
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,227 Member
    My dog eats her own poop sometimes, and she's super popular.

    Iatemysht.jpg

    How precious.

    HAHAHA!
  • Yanicka1
    Yanicka1 Posts: 4,564 Member
    Love,
  • yoovie
    yoovie Posts: 17,121 Member
    I tend to deny friend requests that say Im an inspiration as well. Sometimes I get snarky back because it bothers me so much.

    Hi I have a tonnnnnnnnnn of weight to lose and I want you for motivation!!
    I have so far to go and could totally use you on my team!
    Youre incredible and I want you around for inspiration!
    I could never do this without you around!
    OMG YOU ARE SO INCREDIBLE I NEED YOU!!!

    Seriously... is there anything in this friendship for me? No? I didnt think so. Im sorry that I am not a weight loss tool, but actually a real human being.
  • Contrarian
    Contrarian Posts: 8,137 Member
    I hate you all. :flowerforyou:
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