Not a Dating Site

_Bob_
_Bob_ Posts: 1,487 Member
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I just stumbled across this and thought it was great.

Me and a buddy signed up for a few as a joke and got some hate mail but these guys.... well I hope they aren't serious

Top 10 unexplainable Dating site pics

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The pic I used that got me hate mail:

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I put the caption, if you are not as pretty as these girls you need not apply

I was a jerk back in the day, got hate-mail for guys too

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  • FORKDOWN
    FORKDOWN Posts: 1,754
    Hilarious. :laugh:

    I took your post as a proud Dad, saw nothing wrong with it.
  • LuneBleu85
    LuneBleu85 Posts: 217
    :laugh:
  • artisticappetite
    artisticappetite Posts: 35
    That guy with the gun and the beer really got me.

    NO caption necessary for THAT one! :laugh:
  • jacattak91
    jacattak91 Posts: 7
    creepy *kitten* people!
  • JudyL5305
    JudyL5305 Posts: 196 Member
    HYSTERICAL!!!!:laugh:
  • Briski1411
    Briski1411 Posts: 296 Member
    I like that man way to start off right with a certain level of expectation in the looks department.
    Next question I got a boat can u swim? See where I'm going here? LOL :laugh:
  • Tropical_Turtle
    Tropical_Turtle Posts: 2,236 Member
    LMAO I needed a good laugh today - thank you
  • juliecat1
    juliecat1 Posts: 3,450 Member
    Liberating your pleasure wave! *snort*
  • Mctree20
    Mctree20 Posts: 137
    "Me just acting cool"...awesome!
  • mollyonamission
    mollyonamission Posts: 268 Member
    The sex offender one is scary
  • Erisad
    Erisad Posts: 1,580
    The sex offender one is scary

    It is. Especially since I ended up dating a fella who turned out to be convicted of statutory rape from Okcupid. I kinda wish he had it up on his profile so I could have avoided him in the first place and saved me a lot of time. :/

    But the other ones are really funny. :P
  • loneworg
    loneworg Posts: 342 Member
    funny part is I meet my wife on okcupid lol
  • _Bob_
    _Bob_ Posts: 1,487 Member
    The sex offender one is scary

    It is. Especially since I ended up dating a fella who turned out to be convicted of statutory rape from Okcupid. I kinda wish he had it up on his profile so I could have avoided him in the first place and saved me a lot of time. :/

    But the other ones are really funny. :P

    wow, I thought those sites screened for that type of stuff.

    when me and my buddy went one one over 14 years ago it was more as a joke but that's where he met his first wife.
  • pa_jorg
    pa_jorg Posts: 4,404 Member
    :noway:
    I'm slightly less worried about my own profile now! :laugh:
  • Erisad
    Erisad Posts: 1,580
    The sex offender one is scary

    It is. Especially since I ended up dating a fella who turned out to be convicted of statutory rape from Okcupid. I kinda wish he had it up on his profile so I could have avoided him in the first place and saved me a lot of time. :/

    But the other ones are really funny. :P

    wow, I thought those sites screened for that type of stuff.

    when me and my buddy went one one over 14 years ago it was more as a joke but that's where he met his first wife.

    Nope. Anyone can be on them. He was even still on probation, tracker on the ankle and everything. I thought it was due to a DUI or something...nope. You just gotta be careful. Luckily I have a good man now so I deactivated my OkCupid account. If I'm ever single again, I probably won't return to the website. Not worth the risk. >.<

    I made an account for the quizzes at first but people kept sending me messages. XD
  • CallieM15
    CallieM15 Posts: 910 Member
    Oh my dear lord.
  • Dionysus35
    Dionysus35 Posts: 74
    Wait... I don't understand... What's wrong with those pics?
  • GiaFox
    GiaFox Posts: 48
    Those guys, either they said that stuff as a joke, or if not, they are not right in the head.

    And the sex offender dude sure looks like he regrets his past deeds. LOL

    Frankly, I was on oKupid when I was around 19-20 for a joke as well. There were very many psychos, perverts and creeps on there. It's filled with them.
  • 12by311
    12by311 Posts: 1,716 Member
    "me being kool" is awesome!
  • Captain_Tightpants
    Captain_Tightpants Posts: 2,215 Member
    "Weldin an shootin" rotflmao.
  • BrettPGH
    BrettPGH Posts: 4,716 Member
    Wow. I really AM a catch! Look at those psychos!
  • KickassAugust
    KickassAugust Posts: 1,430 Member
    Rocky Horror IS A+ though.
  • erintheinspiration
    erintheinspiration Posts: 229 Member
    These are the types of idiots that I used to get contacted by on dating websites. And people wonder why I am so opposed now... Here's your sign!! :)
  • mommy2AR
    mommy2AR Posts: 2,796 Member
    Love it :)
  • Vegan_Chick
    Vegan_Chick Posts: 474 Member
    Wow, I am so happy I have a partner! I feel for you single people on this website. Good luck
  • LadyQueefsalot
    LadyQueefsalot Posts: 150 Member
    ooohmygish i'm going to pee my pants!!!!!
  • _Bob_
    _Bob_ Posts: 1,487 Member
    well that sucks, the main image has been moved :grumble:

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