on my second cup of coffee and i'm bored
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Steelers stink!!!!!0
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That falls under "starting a fight" Maggie! Where's James Harrison....0
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Martin had just received his brand new driver's license.
The family troops out to the driveway, and climbs in the car, where he is going to take them for a ride for the first time. Dad immediately heads for the back seat, directly behind the newly minted driver.
"I'll bet you're back there to get a change of scenery after all those months of sitting in the front passenger seat teaching me how to drive," says the beaming boy to his father.
"Nope," comes dad's reply, "I'm gonna sit here and kick the back of your seat as you drive, just like you've been doing to me all these years."0 -
Start a Thong Tuesday theme!0
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This isn't a banana in my pocket. I'm just happy to see you. :flowerforyou:0
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lol...jcp!!!0
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Start a Thong Tuesday theme!
and there is my lewd comment! knew I could count on you mfpaddict0 -
This isn't a banana in my pocket. I'm just happy to see you. :flowerforyou:
^^^lol0 -
Start a Thong Tuesday theme!
and there is my lewd comment! knew I could count on you mfpaddict
No, lewd would have been Taco Tuesday0 -
Entertain me please! Tell me a joke. Make a lewd comment. Start a fight. Something.... :yawn:
You should proceed to my topic.... lots of fighting there... I'm eating popcorn watching everyone get mad. LoL0 -
Start a Thong Tuesday theme!
and there is my lewd comment! knew I could count on you mfpaddict
No, lewd would have been Taco Tuesday
ewww gross...i didn't say gross comment...0 -
Entertain me please! Tell me a joke. Make a lewd comment. Start a fight. Something.... :yawn:
You should proceed to my topic.... lots of fighting there... I'm eating popcorn watching everyone get mad. LoL
Yay...taking a break to go see...0 -
ewww gross...i didn't say gross comment...
Mmmmm, taco. Nothin' gross about a tasty taco.0 -
I like the smell of coconut!! ( random) The beach in the background looks nice0
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Three lunatics approach their Asylum doctor with a request for a weekend pass to the local city. "That's impossible says the doctor. You're all nuts. You'll get lost and never come back." But, the lunatics wouldn't relent until finally, exasperated, the doctor says "OK! If you can answer a simple question I'll sign the pass." He turns to the first lunatic and says "What's three times three?" The lunatic starts counting on his fingers "3, 7, 19, 38?. Is it 128?" The doctor shakes his head and turns to the next lunatic: "What's three times three?" The lunatic immediately shouts "WEDNESDAY!" The doctor, beginning to get disgusted turns to the last lunatic: What's three times three?" The lunatic thinks for a moment and then asks for a pencil and a piece of paper. That provided, she writes for some time furiously, and finally looks up and says "Nine." The doctor is amazed, but true to his word he begins filling out the pass. As he's writing he says "This is incredible, you've always been thoroughly insane. How'd you do it?" The lunatic responds, "Oh, it was easy I divided 128 by Wednesday!"0
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I like the smell of coconut!! ( random) The beach in the background looks nice
I was probably wearing something with the scent of coconut at the time. :glasses:0 -
ewww gross...i didn't say gross comment...
Mmmmm, taco. Nothin' gross about a tasty taco.
I had tacos for dinner yesterday. Gimme something else to work with. LOL0 -
Three lunatics approach their Asylum doctor with a request for a weekend pass to the local city. "That's impossible says the doctor. You're all nuts. You'll get lost and never come back." But, the lunatics wouldn't relent until finally, exasperated, the doctor says "OK! If you can answer a simple question I'll sign the pass." He turns to the first lunatic and says "What's three times three?" The lunatic starts counting on his fingers "3, 7, 19, 38?. Is it 128?" The doctor shakes his head and turns to the next lunatic: "What's three times three?" The lunatic immediately shouts "WEDNESDAY!" The doctor, beginning to get disgusted turns to the last lunatic: What's three times three?" The lunatic thinks for a moment and then asks for a pencil and a piece of paper. That provided, she writes for some time furiously, and finally looks up and says "Nine." The doctor is amazed, but true to his word he begins filling out the pass. As he's writing he says "This is incredible, you've always been thoroughly insane. How'd you do it?" The lunatic responds, "Oh, it was easy I divided 128 by Wednesday!"
hahahaha! That was worth the whole thread!!! xoxo jcp!0 -
I had tacos for dinner yesterday. Gimme something else to work with. LOL
Sausage is pretty good, too.0 -
I had tacos for dinner yesterday. Gimme something else to work with. LOL
Sausage is pretty good, too.
Not vienna sausage...but kilbaso sausage0 -
I had tacos for dinner yesterday. Gimme something else to work with. LOL
Sausage is pretty good, too.
So you like your meat both ways? Interesting...0 -
I had tacos for dinner yesterday. Gimme something else to work with. LOL
Sausage is pretty good, too.
Not vienna sausage...but kilbaso sausage
I think you deserve a friend request0 -
How do you like your meat mslack?0
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How do you like your meat mslack?
Inquiring minds want to know.0 -
How do you like your meat mslack?
Inquiring minds want to know.
In my hands or my mouth...damn that coffee!0 -
In my hands or my mouth...damn that coffee!
So you can swallow a pretty big sausage?0 -
Martin had just received his brand new driver's license.
The family troops out to the driveway, and climbs in the car, where he is going to take them for a ride for the first time. Dad immediately heads for the back seat, directly behind the newly minted driver.
"I'll bet you're back there to get a change of scenery after all those months of sitting in the front passenger seat teaching me how to drive," says the beaming boy to his father.
"Nope," comes dad's reply, "I'm gonna sit here and kick the back of your seat as you drive, just like you've been doing to me all these years."
I'll have to remember this! I told my kids I was going to go to their houses when they grow up and draw all over their walls, leave my trash on their floors and wipe my boogers on their couch! Paybacks.
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In my hands or my mouth...damn that coffee!
So you can swallow a pretty big sausage?
LMAO....depends on what you call big? As foxypoo would say...kielbasa or vienna?
I can envision this thread getting shut down quickly.....0 -
In my hands or my mouth...damn that coffee!
So you can swallow a pretty big sausage?
I have a pretty big mouth, so I think I can swallow a foot long...I shall have to test this theory
Condiments are an option...0 -
I have a pretty big mouth, so I think I can swallow a foot long...I shall have to test this theory
Condiments are an option...
I'm afraid I can't claim a full foot. How big is a kielbasa?
Can you do a .5L bottle of water? 0
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