Returned but forgot how to use site. Need friends. ;)

So, after several months away from MFP, I forgot how to do any posting. Silly me.

I am 37 yrs old, and sarcastic, witty and damn charming. Have a 6 yr old son and 4 yr old daughter.
Hubby is sweet but an enabler. Need help.
My big sis is on here helping me, but I could use more support when she is busy with her work day.
I talk a lot, and have been known to eat too much grease.

If I appeal to your sense of humour, please ADD ME!

Thanks!