old lady walked into an adult shop

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icandoit
icandoit Posts: 4,163 Member
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One afternoon, this old lady walked into an adult shop, all trembling and shaky, looking for something. Finally, she walked up to the store attendant, who looks at her curiously.

"Yyyoungggg mannnnn, dooo you seelllll viibrattoors heeeeere???" asked the woman.

Yes, ma'am. We do sell vibrators," answered the man, with a big grin on his face. "Do you want to buy one?"

"Heh-heh-hhellllll nnnnnnooo, younggg mmmmmaaaan. I jussssssst waaannnttt ttttooo knnoww hhhhooooww yyooouu tuuuuurn itttt offfff!!!!" replied the woman.

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  • icandoit
    icandoit Posts: 4,163 Member
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    One afternoon, this old lady walked into an adult shop, all trembling and shaky, looking for something. Finally, she walked up to the store attendant, who looks at her curiously.

    "Yyyoungggg mannnnn, dooo you seelllll viibrattoors heeeeere???" asked the woman.

    Yes, ma'am. We do sell vibrators," answered the man, with a big grin on his face. "Do you want to buy one?"

    "Heh-heh-hhellllll nnnnnnooo, younggg mmmmmaaaan. I jussssssst waaannnttt ttttooo knnoww hhhhooooww yyooouu tuuuuurn itttt offfff!!!!" replied the woman.
  • alaskagal
    alaskagal Posts: 326
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    Hee! Hee! Ho! Ho!

    Thanks for the laugh :laugh:
  • icandoit
    icandoit Posts: 4,163 Member
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    You are welcome.:flowerforyou:

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