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Happy old man???

icandoit
icandoit Posts: 4,163 Member
edited September 2024 in Health and Weight Loss
One afternoon, a woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch. "I couldn't help noticing how happy you look," she said. "What's your secret for a long happy life?"

"I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day," he said. "I also drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods, and never exercise."

"That's amazing," said the woman, "how old are you?"

"Twenty-six," the man replied.

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  • icandoit
    icandoit Posts: 4,163 Member
    One afternoon, a woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch. "I couldn't help noticing how happy you look," she said. "What's your secret for a long happy life?"

    "I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day," he said. "I also drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods, and never exercise."

    "That's amazing," said the woman, "how old are you?"

    "Twenty-six," the man replied.
  • janiebeth
    janiebeth Posts: 2,509 Member
    You kill me icandoit.. Thanks for the laugh.. :laugh: :laugh:
  • icandoit
    icandoit Posts: 4,163 Member
    It was my pleasure.:flowerforyou:
    I have lots more:laugh:
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