Things you would do to the above poster

Foxypoo61287

Put you in a banana hammock

BROscience_PHD

Give you a boobie hug

would like to participate in said hug

jmelyan23

Id steal all your crust from your toastt

Make you a sammich lol

BROscience_PHD

lmaoooo speedo's?

whitetiger011680

Make you a bacon sammich and drink a beer with you

sktllmdrhmz

Put you in an 80s music video.

BROscience_PHD

^^^^^^lmfaoooo

Make you a bacon sammich and drink a beer with you

Literally the best thing ive read all day!.. bacon and beer, a marriage made from the heavens

Expialidojess

@MakeMeAsammich - I'd make a sandwich and then eat it in front of you

1985Andy

EDIT:

I'd ping ya strap :glasses:

RamTX22

Take a bite out of your sandwich

lickmybaconcakes

@MakeMeAsammich - I'd make a sandwich and then eat it in front of you

Make you a chocolate baconcake sandwhich then eat it in front of you.

whitetiger011680

Squeeze you *kitten*

BROscience_PHD

scratch your kitty

whitetiger011680

and then eat a bacon sammich and drink beer :drinker:

hthrld

Join in on the beer drinkage.

KayLgee

Steal your tan

Zero2hero2013

apply the stolen tan

thirtytwopostcards

Steal your pretty face.

Edit: Give your arm a squeeze.

bluebird321

Try to lie to her about my age:P

sktllmdrhmz

@thirtytwopostcards

Pretend I was paparazzi and stalk you while you were out shopping, then look puzzled when tabloids didn't want to buy the shots.