i need friends with demented twisted strange sense of humor

almostfortysix

Love this thread! Feel free to add me-any of you....

Fockertots

This is like the greatest collection of people to FR from.
Bring that **** on, *****es.

GurvD

The pressure to think of something funny was too much. I pee'd in my pants. Please friend me. Come on think of my pants.

spade117

This fits me well.

Feel free.

denise4230

Not for me then, I am 99.9% normal.

I tried normal once, most boring day of my life

denise4230

I'm the only one that usually thinks I'm funny. Most people just think I'm b!tchy . . . does that count?

I resemble that

I speak fluent *****-and sarcasm.

hadesflame

I found a picture of Jeffrey Dahmer that said, "I ate people's faces before it was cool" and found it hysterical ... I also laugh when people fall down - they try to stop themselves but that only makes it more hilarious ... and when asked the question "what''s hard and pink when it goes in, but soft and wet when it comes out" I never answer "bubblegum!" so I guess you could say I fit into this category Feel free to add me!

Speaking of people hurting themselves.....
I caused a 5 car accident just by looking out the window. Some guy was checkin me out and plowed right into the car in front of him causing that car to hit the one in front of it... and so on and so on.... I wonder what would've happened if I had flashed him... *sigh* guess we'll never know... LOL
It was so awesome. I couldn't stop laughing for hours. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

I also like to say things that make people uncomfortable. Those topics that people tend to stay away from? Yea, I jump right in and spread the love. :devil:

jennm72

I not only have a warped sense of humor, but also have passed it on to my child.

denise4230

I'm in. Deep in...

that's what she said (couldn't resist)

Shouldn't that be "That's what HE said..."???

You need to get out more, or in. Hello all, like finds like in the end

depends on who's wearing the strap-on. opps did I say that outloud?

karylee44

feel free to add me.. my motto is better to be weird than boring!

tlc12078

that sounds like me 4 sure

Mercenary1914

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hadesflame

I not only have a warped sense of humor, but also have passed it on to my child.

My daughter's favorite song is "The Creep" by Lonely Island.. Yea... I'd be going to hell if I believed it existed... lol

stomachflu

Yep, demented twisted strange here *laff* Friend me if you wish. Should I mention my favorite game is Cards Against Humanity?

So if anyone wants to friend me feel free!

CarolinaGirlinVA

Since I am already your friend, are you willing to share some of the new friends you get? :bigsmile:

Twisted and demented? Send 'em my way!!:drinker:

azure7

Let's see.... 1) I have a collection of bizarre, *****y, and/or extremely sarcastic greeting cards. 2) Every year I have a holiday party where I host a contest to see who can decorate the dirtiest (or most twisted) X-mas cookie. 3) I recently hosted a baby shower for my friend. It was at a chocolate shop and we all made chocolate lollipops using molds of male/female genetalia. Do I qualify?

littledumplings

you rang......?

arcticfox04

I'm a horrible person

naughtyfushsia_wechnaged

hi everyone, some people call me nuts, demented, blunt, say how it is with a twist of lemon and always up for a laugh, but hey..... if they werent the same as me they wouldnt be my friend lol

george29223

lollll they only let you add 5 friends every ten minutes thiiiiiiiiiiis is gonna take awhile

raerae514

I'm in. Deep in...

That's what she said!!

1960HikerDude

Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: [to Igor] Now that brain that you gave me. Was it Hans Delbruck's?
Igor: [pause, then] No.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Ah! Very good. Would you mind telling me whose brain I DID put in?
Igor: Then you won't be angry?
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: I will NOT be angry.
Igor: Abby someone.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: [pause, then] Abby someone. Abby who?
Igor: Abby... Normal.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: [pause, then] Abby Normal?
Igor: I'm almost sure that was the name.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: [chuckles, then] Are you saying that I put an abnormal brain into a seven and a half foot long, fifty-four inch wide GORILLA?
[grabs Igor and starts throttling him]
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Is that what you're telling me?


I'm in!

Flixie00

Not for me then, I am 99.9% normal.

I tried normal once, most boring day of my life

I thought I would make a stand for normal people seeing as virtually everyone posting on here claims to be otherwise. I suppose in this instance demented with a twisted strange sense of humour is therefore normal. I am confused.

kinghavok

ROFL half these folks are already your friend dude.... the threads you start are freaking hilarious! Keep up the good work I can lose weight laughing at this stuff

maikastar

Demented and twisted? That would be me. Add away (And that applies to anyone on this thread)

TamaraKat

*Puts hand up*
I feel that I am more than adequate for this challenge.

turlykerd1

i shake my head

but its the turrets

skullshank

i would love to be friends with people in here that friends and family sometimes just shake there heads and stare at you funny
the more twisted the better .thannnnkyouu

and i would love to be friends with people who would be willing to tuck their junk back and send me pics.
hit me up bro.




with pics.

Maryt1961

Ah yes....a place for me, too...add me in

clioandboy

I'm in. Deep in...

that's what she said (couldn't resist)

Shouldn't that be "That's what HE said..."???

You need to get out more, or in. Hello all, like finds like in the end

depends on who's wearing the strap-on. opps did I say that outloud?

Yes you did, hello sista

I am sometimes a bit strapped for cash....