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FUNNY QUOTES

Kanderson47
Kanderson47 Posts: 110 Member
edited September 2024 in Chit-Chat
Dieting is wishful shrinking. ~Author Unknown

A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand. ~Author Unknown

Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever. ~Author Unknown

You know it's time to diet when you push away from the table and the table moves. ~Quoted in The Cockle Bur

I'm in shape. Round is a shape... isn't it? ~Author Unknown

My wife is a light eater. As soon as it's light, she starts to eat. ~Henny Youngman

I bought a talking refrigerator that said "Oink" every time I opened the door. It made me hungry for pork chops. ~Marie Mott

If you really want to be depressed, weigh yourself in grams. ~Jason Love


The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books - how not to eat what you've just learned how to cook. ~Andy Rooney

Stressed spelled backwards is desserts. Coincidence? I think not! ~Author Unknown

Forget love - I'd rather fall in chocolate! ~Attributed to Sandra J. *kitten*

The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends. ~Author Unknown

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  • agarlits
    agarlits Posts: 429 Member
    :laugh: Too funny, thanks for those :smile:
  • mommared53
    mommared53 Posts: 9,543 Member
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Those are so funny! I like "Forget love - I'd rather fall in chocolate!" :laugh:
  • JoyousMaximus
    JoyousMaximus Posts: 9,285 Member
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Those are so funny! I like "Forget love - I'd rather fall in chocolate!" :laugh:

    I would change it to "Forget love - I'd rather fall in cake batter!" *drool* cake batter. :laugh:
  • mommared53
    mommared53 Posts: 9,543 Member
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Those are so funny! I like "Forget love - I'd rather fall in chocolate!" :laugh:

    I would change it to "Forget love - I'd rather fall in cake batter!" *drool* cake batter. :laugh:

    Or "Forget love - I'd rather fall into chocolate cake batter!" :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • JoyousMaximus
    JoyousMaximus Posts: 9,285 Member
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Those are so funny! I like "Forget love - I'd rather fall in chocolate!" :laugh:

    I would change it to "Forget love - I'd rather fall in cake batter!" *drool* cake batter. :laugh:

    Or "Forget love - I'd rather fall into chocolate cake batter!" :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    For me, it's "Forget love - I'd rather fall in yellow cake batter!"
  • Blossom01
    Blossom01 Posts: 658
    I'm on a sea food diet
    I eat everything I see :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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