Hypothetical fights

jayb0ne
jayb0ne Posts: 644 Member
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A game where you pit 2 people or animals or whatever against each other and the next person answers who they think would win in a hypothetical fight (and your reasoning why if you feel like it) before posing a fight of their own.

Any famous figures are assumed to be in their prime (so Stallone versus Arnie would be them in their prime)

For example:

Michael Jackson versus Michael Stipe

etc

Here goes the first one:

An alligator versus a great white shark?

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  • hoskibn
    hoskibn Posts: 86
    Alligator - it can survive on land as well as water.

    Charles Bronson vs John Wayne...
  • jayb0ne
    jayb0ne Posts: 644 Member
    Bronson for sure!

    Bruce Lee vs Jet Li?
  • _HeathBar_
    _HeathBar_ Posts: 902 Member
    Dinocroc vs. Supergator










    o wait.... Sci Fi already did that one. Shucks.
  • starracer23
    starracer23 Posts: 1,011 Member
    Supercroc??

    Rock vs Wood stake
  • Contrarian
    Contrarian Posts: 8,138 Member
    Rock. Always rock.

    The Keebler Elves vs the Tetley Tea Folk
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  • LuckyLeprechaun
    LuckyLeprechaun Posts: 6,296 Member
    Bronson for sure!

    Bruce Lee vs Jet Li?

    Bruce Lee. Because you know all that crap about Chuck Norris? Ya, Bruce Lee taught him. Really.

    Barney vs. Po (Teletubby)
  • starracer23
    starracer23 Posts: 1,011 Member
    Rainbow Brite (that beeotch is evil)

    Toothpaste vs Mouthwash
  • BigDaddyBRC
    BigDaddyBRC Posts: 2,395 Member
    Rainbow Brite (that beeotch is evil)

    Toothpaste vs Mouthwash
    Mouthwash, because it gets the stains out.

    Chuck Norris vs. Chuck Norris
  • LuckyLeprechaun
    LuckyLeprechaun Posts: 6,296 Member
    Rainbow Brite (that beeotch is evil)

    Toothpaste vs Mouthwash
    Mouthwash, because it gets the stains out.

    Chuck Norris vs. Chuck Norris

    Bruce Lee (see above)



    Britney Spears vs. Lindsay Lohan
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    Rainbow Brite (that beeotch is evil)

    Toothpaste vs Mouthwash
    Mouthwash, because it gets the stains out.

    Chuck Norris vs. Chuck Norris

    Chuck Norris vs. Chuck Norris? You just divided by zero...way to go hero :grumble:

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  • starracer23
    starracer23 Posts: 1,011 Member
    Duplicate...
  • JasonD334
    JasonD334 Posts: 94 Member
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    Mouthwash, because it gets the stains out.

    Chuck Norris vs. Chuck Norris
    [/quote]

    In an epic battle of 50, 10 minute rounds, these two would fight to an even draw. Both fighters will have landed 1000+ punches, yet miraculously neither would be bleeding. To celebrate the tie, they would then go on a 100 mile jog, followed by a night of SI swimsuit models serving them Dos Equis with me, the most interesting man in the world.

    Now back to the action:

    Peyton Manning vs Tim Tebow
  • starracer23
    starracer23 Posts: 1,011 Member
    Mouthwash, because it gets the stains out.

    Chuck Norris vs. Chuck Norris

    The most interesting man in the world!

    Taco bell burrito vs McDonalds hamburger
  • JasonD334
    JasonD334 Posts: 94 Member
    Mouthwash, because it gets the stains out.

    Chuck Norris vs. Chuck Norris

    The most interesting man in the world!

    Taco bell burrito vs McDonalds hamburger
    [/quote]

    Lol...we we're thinking about the most interesting man in the world at the same time, but in a much different tale.
  • jayb0ne
    jayb0ne Posts: 644 Member
    Burrito all the way.

    A polar bear vs a monkey with a flick knife?
  • starracer23
    starracer23 Posts: 1,011 Member
    Burrito all the way.

    A polar bear vs a monkey with a flick knife?

    Monkey...not only because of its sweet ninja slkillz...but it also thows pooh

    Ice vs Water
  • jayb0ne
    jayb0ne Posts: 644 Member
    Ice! It's hard.

    Forrest Gump vs Charlie Babbit from Rainman?
  • ScatteredThoughts
    ScatteredThoughts Posts: 3,562 Member
    Forrest Gump, because he had combat training.


    Hulk vs Superman
  • Doing_The_Unstruck
    Doing_The_Unstruck Posts: 241 Member
    Forrest Gump, because he had combat training.


    Hulk vs Superman

    Superman

    Richard Simmons vs Dr. Oz
  • ScottyNoHotty
    ScottyNoHotty Posts: 1,957 Member
    Simmons, he's in better shape

    on that note...

    Oprah vs. chocolate cake?
  • laurenbona
    laurenbona Posts: 21 Member
    Chocolate Cake wins every time against Oprah... 1980s, 1990s, 2000s

    Jason Bourne vs. James Bond
  • Bucky83
    Bucky83 Posts: 1,194 Member
    I would say Jason Bourne....he's a bit more rough and can take/throw punches better than Bond.

    A man with one leg vs A man with one arm

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