Dear Yoga,

ZoeyRobinson

Dear Yoga,

I truly feel you and I will never be a happy couple. When I hear anyone utter the words "calm" "zen" or "relax" I feel the need to punch them in the neck. I will never be flexible or bendable or pliable. I will never be able to kiss my own *kitten*. And whenever I am in the downward facing dog position I feel like my ovaries are going to come flying out my nose. Is it possible to puke your ovaries out your nose? I also think you lie. You burn so few calories. All those celebrities who say they do yoga twice a week to look fabulous are full of crap. I am sorry to say this but we are over. It's not me, it's you and I can't wait to done with you forever. Where are my kettle bells?

crisanderson27

Dear Yoga,

I truly feel you and I will never be a happy couple. When I hear anyone utter the words "calm" "zen" or "relax" I feel the need to punch them in the neck. I will never be flexible or bendable or pliable. I will never be able to kiss my own *kitten*. And whenever I am in the downward facing dog position I feel like my ovaries are going to come flying out my nose. Is it possible to puke your ovaries out your nose? I also think you lie. You burn so few calories. All those celebrities who say they do yoga twice a week to look fabulous are full of crap. I am sorry to say this but we are over. It's not me, it's you and I can't wait to done with you forever. Where are my kettle bells?

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Spanaval

Not everything is for everyone. I love yoga, although I totally fail at it all the time. It's about doing the best one can on any given day, and recognizing that, and with practice comes progress. If I had to choose one thing to do for the rest of my life, yoga would be it.

That said, I totally understand where you come from. There are plenty of workouts other people enjoy that I simply do not get.

ZoeyRobinson

Spanaval, I am so glad you enjoy yoga. My best friend loves it. I have even taken classes with my sister and mother. I can honestly say that I have given it my all and multiple chances. I will never be a fan. But keep up the great work Spanaval.

AlwaysInMotion

Sometimes I go to yoga class just to get away from my phone for 90 minutes. Just sayin'.

oldy76

You have just posted exactly how I feel about it too. Not a fan... at all!

becoming_a_new_me

Yoga helped me be more flexible in bed. Now to find a partner!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

michellekicks

Dear Yoga,

I truly feel you and I will never be a happy couple. When I hear anyone utter the words "calm" "zen" or "relax" I feel the need to punch them in the neck. I will never be flexible or bendable or pliable. I will never be able to kiss my own *kitten*. And whenever I am in the downward facing dog position I feel like my ovaries are going to come flying out my nose. Is it possible to puke your ovaries out your nose? I also think you lie. You burn so few calories. All those celebrities who say they do yoga twice a week to look fabulous are full of crap. I am sorry to say this but we are over. It's not me, it's you and I can't wait to done with you forever. Where are my kettle bells?

Love it!

SweetSammie

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That made me laugh... and that is how I feel in Zumba class. It's horrible. I'm horrible at it. I do not enjoy it, I am not coordinated, I have no rhythm....

Now, Yoga I like if I can do it alone... classes don't make me Zen.

megleo818

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That made me laugh... and that is how I feel in Zumba class. It's horrible. I'm horrible at it. I do not enjoy it, I am not coordinated, I have no rhythm....

Notice how Yoga and Zumba both start with letters at the end of the alphabet? These are the guys that got stuck together at the end of the line their whole lives, far away from the watchful eyes of the teacher, and became giant pains in the *kitten* as a result.

Gimme some music with a tempo I can follow and something heavy to lift. Then get out of my way.

xxox

FrauHausMaus

This is hysterical!! I have to do yoga at home because I swear and fart too much to take a class. I hate it, but it helps my back.

That just made my night!

Showgirlbody

I have done yoga a couple times at home and it made me so nauseous and gave me a headache. Some people aren't okay with having their head hanging upside down that long. lol

Koshkaxo

This is hysterical!! I have to do yoga at home because I swear and fart too much to take a class. I hate it, but it helps my back.

That just made my night!

Hahahha my first actual "lol" moment of the day!