Make a wish... at a price. GAME!

Okay, so I played this game on another forum a while back and it was so much fun and so interesting to read what people come up with! This is how it goes, I will start by saying something I wish for.... The next person will first say "wish granted, BUT...." and state the price. Then, they will state their wish and it goes on like that.
FOR EXAMPLE:
ME: I wish I had a billion dollars.

Next poster: "Wish granted, but you will have it all stolen."
I wish I was eternally young...

Next poster: "Wish granted, but you will die in a week."
I wish I was naturally tan.

Get it? I wil start!!!






** I wish I lived in a mansion. **
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  • MUByM
    MUByM Posts: 208
    Wish granted, but it will burn down.

    I wish I could go on vacation for the rest of my life..
  • BaristaX
    BaristaX Posts: 151 Member
    Wish granted, but it will burn down.

    I wish I could go on vacation for the rest of my life..

    wish granted, but that vacation is in the slums of Rio

    I wish I could read peoples minds.
  • torygirl79
    torygirl79 Posts: 307 Member
    Wish granted but they all hate you.

    I wish I could have a zero calorie pizza.
  • vaderandbill
    vaderandbill Posts: 1,063 Member
    Wish granted but they all hate you.

    I wish I could have a zero calorie pizza.

    Wish granted but it will give you the runs for 30 days.

    I wish I could be invisible
  • PinkEarthMama
    PinkEarthMama Posts: 987 Member

    I wish I could be invisible

    Granted... but everyone will think you are imaginary. No friends :-(

    I wish I had more wishes.
  • jaxxie
    jaxxie Posts: 576 Member

    I wish I could be invisible

    Granted... but everyone will think you are imaginary. No friends :-(

    I wish I had more wishes.

    Wish granted, but you can only make the same wish over and over again.

    I wish I had a my dream car.
  • mfp_junkie
    mfp_junkie Posts: 359
    Wish granted, but it never starts.

    I wish I was better looking.
  • BrightEyesx3
    BrightEyesx3 Posts: 335
    Wish granted, but it never starts.

    I wish I was better looking.

    Wish granted. You have surgery to better your appearance and things go horribly wrong and you become disfigured.

    I wish I could date an NFL player
  • TK266
    TK266 Posts: 3,638 Member
    I wish I could date an NFL player

    wish granted, but now you look like 320 lbs lineman.


    I wish I found those droids
  • mamamc03
    mamamc03 Posts: 1,067 Member
    I wish I could date an NFL player

    wish granted, but now you look like 320 lbs lineman.


    I wish I found those droids
    Wish granted, but they are just scrap metal now.

    I wish I didn't have cramps right now!
  • lostalykat
    lostalykat Posts: 683 Member
    I wish I could date an NFL player

    wish granted, but now you look like 320 lbs lineman.


    I wish I found those droids
    Wish granted, but they are just scrap metal now.

    I wish I didn't have cramps right now!

    Wish granted but now you can't see.


    I wish I could eat anything and not gain a pound...
  • TK266
    TK266 Posts: 3,638 Member
    I wish I could eat anything and not gain a pound...

    wish granted, you gain 30 lbs

    I wish I could fly like a bird



  • I wish I could fly like a bird
    wish granted, but your wings fell off in a freak accident.

    I wish i was the best reborn artist in the world
  • obolton756
    obolton756 Posts: 261 Member
    wish granted, but you end up cutting your ear off!!

    i wish i could eat a zero calorie mcdonalds right now...
  • SCVSarah
    SCVSarah Posts: 231 Member
    wish granted, but you end up cutting your ear off!!

    i wish i could eat a zero calorie mcdonalds right now...

    Wish granted, but the only thing they have with zero calories is water or diet coke

    I wish I could be in perfect shape
  • LAWoman79
    LAWoman79 Posts: 348 Member
    wish granted, but you end up cutting your ear off!!

    i wish i could eat a zero calorie mcdonalds right now...

    Wish granted, but you smell like onions all day.

    I wish I didn't have to work.
  • aegisprncs
    aegisprncs Posts: 236 Member
    wish granted, but you end up cutting your ear off!!

    i wish i could eat a zero calorie mcdonalds right now...

    Wish granted but you'd be eating pink slime.

    I wish I could have a maid.
  • SCVSarah
    SCVSarah Posts: 231 Member
    I wish I could have a maid.
    [/quote]

    Wish granted but she robs you blind!

    I wish I could have bigger boobs without gaining weight
  • samanthasky
    samanthasky Posts: 114 Member
    Wish granted, but they sag to your knees.


    I wish I could buy a car!
  • Crochetluvr
    Crochetluvr Posts: 3,281 Member
    Wish granted....but someone just stripped it.

    I wish I could have a puppy.
  • MissFit0101
    MissFit0101 Posts: 2,382
    Wish granted, but they sag to your knees.


    I wish I could buy a car!

    Wish granted but it gets totaled in the parking lot a week later.

    I wish there were two of me.
  • aegisprncs
    aegisprncs Posts: 236 Member
    I wish I could have a maid.

    Wish granted but she robs you blind!

    I wish I could have bigger boobs without gaining weight
    [/quote]

    Wish granted but they'd smack you in the face when doing cardio.

    I wish I could get another dog.
  • samanthasky
    samanthasky Posts: 114 Member
    Wish granted....but someone just stripped it.

    I wish I could have a puppy.

    Wish granted, but it can't hear, see, and only has two legs.

    I wish he liked me!
  • Donnacoach
    Donnacoach Posts: 540 Member
    Wish Granted: but it's me he likes

    I wish I were beautiful
  • terri0527
    terri0527 Posts: 678 Member
    Wish Granted: but it's a clown car

    I wish I were beautiful

    wish granted but no one can see past the superficial
    I wish i was 21 again
  • MissFit0101
    MissFit0101 Posts: 2,382
    Wish Granted: but it's a clown car

    I wish I were beautiful

    wish granted but no one can see past the superficial
    I wish i was 21 again

    Wish granted but at your next birthday your age will double.

    I wish there were two of me. (trying this again since I was skipped lol)
  • aegisprncs
    aegisprncs Posts: 236 Member
    Wish granted, but they sag to your knees.


    I wish I could buy a car!

    Wish granted but it gets totaled in the parking lot a week later.

    I wish there were two of me.
    Wish granted but you'd have to start your weight loss all over.

    I wish I could go on vacation to some exotic place.
  • aegisprncs
    aegisprncs Posts: 236 Member
    Wish granted, but they sag to your knees.


    I wish I could buy a car!

    Wish granted but it gets totaled in the parking lot a week later.

    I wish there were two of me.
    Wish granted but you'd have to start your weight loss all over.

    I wish I could go on vacation to some exotic place.
    [/quote

    PS you weren't skipped, we just replied to your double!
  • LAWoman79
    LAWoman79 Posts: 348 Member
    Wish granted, but they sag to your knees.


    I wish I could buy a car!

    Wish granted but it gets totaled in the parking lot a week later.

    I wish there were two of me.
    Wish granted but you'd have to start your weight loss all over.

    I wish I could go on vacation to some exotic place.
  • PinkEarthMama
    PinkEarthMama Posts: 987 Member


    I wish I could go on vacation to some exotic place.

    Wish granted... but you're broke and no way home.