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couple of jokes
icandoit
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A tandem rider is stopped by a police car.
"What've I done, officer?" asks the rider.
"Perhaps you didn't notice sir, but your wife fell off your bike half a mile back . . ."
"Oh, thank God for that," says the rider - "I thought I'd gone deaf!"
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The Hardest Part of Learning to Ride a Bike
Q. Do you know what is the hardest part of learning to ride a bike?
A. The pavement.
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I joined a health club last year, spent about $400. Haven't lost a pound. Apparently you have to show up.
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I am doing.
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"What've I done, officer?" asks the rider.
"Perhaps you didn't notice sir, but your wife fell off your bike half a mile back . . ."
"Oh, thank God for that," says the rider - "I thought I'd gone deaf!"
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The Hardest Part of Learning to Ride a Bike
Q. Do you know what is the hardest part of learning to ride a bike?
A. The pavement.
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I joined a health club last year, spent about $400. Haven't lost a pound. Apparently you have to show up.
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I am doing.
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A tandem rider is stopped by a police car.
"What've I done, officer?" asks the rider.
"Perhaps you didn't notice sir, but your wife fell off your bike half a mile back . . ."
"Oh, thank God for that," says the rider - "I thought I'd gone deaf!"
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The Hardest Part of Learning to Ride a Bike
Q. Do you know what is the hardest part of learning to ride a bike?
A. The pavement.
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I joined a health club last year, spent about $400. Haven't lost a pound. Apparently you have to show up.
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I am doing.
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those are great!! Thanks for sharing!!:laugh:0
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