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chocolate covered zombie elves (questions only)

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  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    Do you know how happy I am to come back and see you guys/gals?
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
    they all like diferent pizza but same beer. I feed the voice that yells loudest...hahaha

    Mandi did you really say 130 cals a slice?

    Don't you think you can look it up on MFP? :)
    ...and you ask and you shall receive... I put some out there for you to see.
  • MikeyD1280
    MikeyD1280 Posts: 5,257
    is pizza the only thing that should never be "topless"?


    Do you like gahhh-lic on yo pizza?
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    Do you know I agree with that? Yes, garlic is good!!
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    did you know he is typing it like I would say it?

    yes love gahhlic. I told you I'm a gindaloon. Which of us doesn't like garlic?
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
    Cool, so we will all have gahlic breath?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    is pizza the only thing that should never be "topless"?


    Do you like gahhh-lic on yo pizza?
    Do you think Yo Mamma should never be topless?
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    have you heard this one?

    Yo momma so fat she fell down and the richter scale said ouch
  • MikeyD1280
    MikeyD1280 Posts: 5,257
    is pizza the only thing that should never be "topless"?


    Do you like gahhh-lic on yo pizza?
    Do you think Yo Mamma should never be topless?

    :sick: yes I can agree with that, wouldn't you?
  • littlemoonsandy
    littlemoonsandy Posts: 1,930
    did you hear this one?

    Yo momma is so hairy she looks like she has buckwheat in a headlock
  • MikeyD1280
    MikeyD1280 Posts: 5,257
    did you know that
    yo mamma so fat when she jumped she got stuck in the air?

    ok... do you think this string of jokes can really hurt someones feelings?
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    did you hear this one?

    Yo momma is so hairy she looks like she has buckwheat in a headlock

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    do you know I never heard this one?
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
    Did you know yo mamma jokes never get old?
  • littlemoonsandy
    littlemoonsandy Posts: 1,930
    did you hear this one?

    Yo momma is so hairy she looks like she has buckwheat in a headlock

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    do you know I never heard this one?


    its a good one huh?:drinker:
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member

    ok... do you think this string of jokes can really hurt someones feelings?

    Do you know that is a good question?
  • MikeyD1280
    MikeyD1280 Posts: 5,257
    did some one just break wind?
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    OMG! You heard that?
  • MikeyD1280
    MikeyD1280 Posts: 5,257
    WAS IT YOU!
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    SHH! Would you please not tell anyone? :blushing:
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
    Did I just get crop dusted?
  • MikeyD1280
    MikeyD1280 Posts: 5,257
    crop dusted haha.. .you believe I learned what that was about 2 months ago, FROM THE RADIO? damn, this world lost all its modesty with everything huh?
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
    Would you believe my kids do it to me all the time in public?
  • MikeyD1280
    MikeyD1280 Posts: 5,257
    do they blame you outloud? terrible terrible... is that why they are for sale haha
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
    Could that be just one of the reasons?
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
    May I remind you that they are all girls?
  • MikeyD1280
    MikeyD1280 Posts: 5,257
    May I remind you that they are all girls?

    wha....:noway: ? not girls!!!
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
    Don't you know girls can keep up with the best of them?
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    Isn't that why we get tagged as tomboys sometimes?
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
    Could that be a great answer?

    Did Dean even come out to play today?
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    You know what? I don't think he did!!
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