chocolate covered zombie elves (questions only)

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  • chosengiver
    chosengiver Posts: 1,462 Member
    Did you know Monday is my FAVORITE day of the week?
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
    Can I complain that my morning has been rough?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Isn’t it just another manic Monday? Don’t you wish it were a Sunday, isn’t that supposed to be Fun day?
  • phoenix_59
    phoenix_59 Posts: 1,123
    Isn’t it just another manic Monday? Don’t you wish it were a Sunday, isn’t that supposed to be Fun day?

    Monday you can fall apart. Tuesday, Wednesday break my heart. Thursday doesn't even start. It's Friday, I'm in love.
  • chosengiver
    chosengiver Posts: 1,462 Member
    Are we playing "Name That Tune"?
  • phoenix_59
    phoenix_59 Posts: 1,123
    how many notes can you name that tune in?
  • chosengiver
    chosengiver Posts: 1,462 Member
    Are you serious? I'm on hour 20! Am I required to think straight at this point?
  • phoenix_59
    phoenix_59 Posts: 1,123
    and why are you not sleeping?
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    Krystal, would you believe I do remember Monday is your favorite day because you are off work? Is that why you are still up?

    I had a fantastic weekend, how about you guys?
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
    Oh, if only I could turn back the clock... my weekend was good. Could it be that it's just now time to deal with reality?
  • WhiskeyCity
    WhiskeyCity Posts: 711 Member
    Can I tell you that I've been as busy as a one-legged butt-kicker this morning?
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
    How many calories does that burn?
  • MikeyD1280
    MikeyD1280 Posts: 5,257
    Mikey, do you get to pick your kid up? :drinker:

    you remembered?:drinker:
  • WhiskeyCity
    WhiskeyCity Posts: 711 Member
    How many calories does that burn?

    Do you think it's more or less than sitting at my desk all day?
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
    Couldn't you boost tha count by doing your kegels?
  • WhiskeyCity
    WhiskeyCity Posts: 711 Member
    Do kegels work for dudes too? Would I have a super-tight taint?
  • chosengiver
    chosengiver Posts: 1,462 Member
    Sheila: How did you guess?
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
    Coud it hurt to move the muscles you got even when you're sitting? :)
  • WhiskeyCity
    WhiskeyCity Posts: 711 Member
    If I don't stretch first, could I hyper-extend it?
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
    Should we take a poll?
  • MikeyD1280
    MikeyD1280 Posts: 5,257
    do I even wanna know what kegels are/is? :indifferent:
  • MikeyD1280
    MikeyD1280 Posts: 5,257
    Should we take a poll?

    did you ask for a pole?:laugh:
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
    Have you ever swung on a pole?
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
    Would they be considered kitty exercises?
  • MikeyD1280
    MikeyD1280 Posts: 5,257
    have you ever swung on a star? or carry moonbeams in a jar?
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
    Is that like Jim Beam in a jar?
  • WhiskeyCity
    WhiskeyCity Posts: 711 Member
    Or is it whiskey in the jar-o?
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    Maker's Mark?
  • WhiskeyCity
    WhiskeyCity Posts: 711 Member
    Isn't it too far from Firday to be talking about booze again?
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
    Do you think that's only a weekend splurge?

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