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  • mikeyrp
    mikeyrp Posts: 1,616 Member
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    Is anyone aware of anything in the universe which cannot be moved using gravitational force?
  • MikeyD1280
    MikeyD1280 Posts: 5,257
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    do you know 2 things that God CANNOT do?

    Would you be referring to the fact that God can not MAKE us do anything because He has given us freewill?

    thats a choice god can take away if he wanted to..

    Did you know the answer is 1. to lie and 2. to sin?
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
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    Is any rock too big for him to roll?

    wouldn't that be a solid no? why would God create something he cannot move?

    You do know that I know this, right?
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
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    do you know 2 things that God CANNOT do?

    Would you be referring to the fact that God can not MAKE us do anything because He has given us freewill?

    thats a choice god can take away if he wanted to..

    Did you know the answer is 1. to lie and 2. to sin?

    Did you know I agree with you on that?
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
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    Is anyone aware of anything in the universe which cannot be moved using gravitational force?

    Do you care to share the answer?
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
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    what wins the irrestible force or the immovable object?

    isnt that like a double negative? neither can lose and neither can win against each other?

    isn't your God/rock question the same thing?

    Dont you know that there will NEVER ever be a rock too big for God to move?

    Then what you are saying is that he can't create one? There is no answer to this question because you CANNOT Limit the ALMIGHTY!
  • MikeyD1280
    MikeyD1280 Posts: 5,257
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    what wins the irrestible force or the immovable object?

    isnt that like a double negative? neither can lose and neither can win against each other?

    isn't your God/rock question the same thing?

    Dont you know that there will NEVER ever be a rock too big for God to move?

    Then what you are saying is that he can't create one? There is no answer to this question because you CANNOT Limit the ALMIGHTY!

    can I say that the answer would only last a couple of seconds.. like he can create one but then be able to lift it?
    just like, you can live without breathing... just for a little bit? does that make sense, my analogy?
  • sara709
    sara709 Posts: 170 Member
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    what wins the irrestible force or the immovable object?

    isnt that like a double negative? neither can lose and neither can win against each other?

    isn't your God/rock question the same thing?

    Dont you know that there will NEVER ever be a rock too big for God to move?

    Then what you are saying is that he can't create one? There is no answer to this question because you CANNOT Limit the ALMIGHTY!

    can I say that the answer would only last a couple of seconds.. like he can create one but then be able to lift it?
    just like, you can live without breathing... just for a little bit? does that make sense, my analogy?

    Didn't your parents ever tell you that it's impolite to talk about religious matters in mixed company?
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
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    Mikey - can I compliment you on your problem solving abilities? quite imaginative!
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
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    Did you know that the people that usually respond to this thread know each other quite well?
  • mikeyrp
    mikeyrp Posts: 1,616 Member
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    Does anyone else have a craving for cheese right now?
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
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    Mikey - can I compliment you on your problem solving abilities? quite imaginative!

    Impressive isn't he?
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
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    Does anyone else have a craving for cheese right now?

    Why did this question make me wonder where Dawn is? LOL

    By asking the question in that form, will the English teacher arrive as well?
  • mikeyrp
    mikeyrp Posts: 1,616 Member
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    Who teaches the teachers?
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
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    Did you know the students sometimes teach the teachers?
  • dinovino_59
    dinovino_59 Posts: 1,700
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    did you know that the teachers sometimes fork the students?
  • mikeyrp
    mikeyrp Posts: 1,616 Member
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    Isn't that a breach of the teachers duty of care?
  • dinovino_59
    dinovino_59 Posts: 1,700
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    sure is...but you watch the news don't you?
  • MikeyD1280
    MikeyD1280 Posts: 5,257
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    did you know that the teachers sometimes fork the students?
    do they "spoon" afterwards?

    did someone say cheese? is a pic being taken?
  • mikeyrp
    mikeyrp Posts: 1,616 Member
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    Don't you find news generally just makes one embarrassed to be human?

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