chocolate covered zombie elves (questions only)

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  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,471
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    Is he more like the mayhem guy? Dean can you keep me out of trouble?
  • phoenix_59
    phoenix_59 Posts: 1,123
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    do you remember the day I set you free?
  • MikeyD1280
    MikeyD1280 Posts: 5,257
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    was that the day she showed up with her top down?
  • phoenix_59
    phoenix_59 Posts: 1,123
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    She had a top on?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,471
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    Do you think I drive a convertable?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,471
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    Wait, what is going on here?
  • phoenix_59
    phoenix_59 Posts: 1,123
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    Do we have to find a way to bring some lovin here today?
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
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    don't you remember me and Dawn already took care of that? Where's Sheila?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,471
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    Did you know my bosses boss brought me in the 50 shades of grey book? Woot woot, do you think I might be a little friskier the next couple of days?
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
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    Can I say Lucky Hubby?
  • phoenix_59
    phoenix_59 Posts: 1,123
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    oh boy....could this actually be a sign of progress that millions of women are so hungrily pursuing sexual fantasies independent of men?
  • MikeyD1280
    MikeyD1280 Posts: 5,257
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    Did you know my bosses boss brought me in the 50 shades of grey book? Woot woot, do you think I might be a little friskier the next couple of days?

    could that be sexual harrassment?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,471
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    Did you know we actually discussed that Mikey..LOL Its a fine line, isnt it?
  • MikeyD1280
    MikeyD1280 Posts: 5,257
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    Did you know we actually discussed that Mikey..LOL Its a fine line, isnt it?

    are your lines fine?

    could I have missed you sexually harrassing me?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,471
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    If you can see my fine lines do you think I should invest in a good facial cream?
  • MikeyD1280
    MikeyD1280 Posts: 5,257
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    :bigsmile:
    If you can see my fine lines do you think I should invest in a good facial cream?

    did you say you need facial cream.? :bigsmile:

    could I have been referring to curved lines?
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
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    Here I am, don't you see me?

    Do you know what other things facial cream is good for?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,471
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    Did you know it is finally almost time for me to get off?
  • MikeyD1280
    MikeyD1280 Posts: 5,257
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    Did you know it is finally almost time for me to get off?
    do you need the facial cream? can you find the bottle in my pants? the pants you stole?:indifferent:
  • MikeyD1280
    MikeyD1280 Posts: 5,257
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    can I tell you all that I hope you have a great night and I will see you on tomorrow? ciao

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