chocolate covered zombie elves (questions only)

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  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
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    Do you think Whiskey burns when we use bad grammar?

    How could I forget that? If we use some bad grammar, will he come out and play?
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
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    Do you know I used to tell my wife when we were dating that "Good girls get daisy's but bad girls get diamonds"?
    Is there a "middle ground"? I don't have much of either!

    Do you have an identity crisis?
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
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    Do you think Whiskey burns when we use bad grammar?

    How could I forget that? If we use some bad grammar, will he come out and play?

    Should'nt we try?
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
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    :laugh:
    Did River have her way with me Sunday?

    Did you know I had to read that a few times (on your wall) to understand River was your dog?
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
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    Do you think Whiskey burns when we use bad grammar?

    How could I forget that? If we use some bad grammar, will he come out and play?

    Should'nt we try?

    Do'nt you remember, its worked before?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,471
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    Do you think Whiskey burns when we use bad grammar?

    How could I forget that? If we use some bad grammar, will he come out and play?

    Should'nt we try?

    Dont you know eye see what you did write there?
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
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    What if I were to say that Makers' Mark is Panther Piss?
  • chosengiver
    chosengiver Posts: 1,493
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    Will you all consider me bowing out gracefully? (work tonight) :yawn:
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
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    Will you get some shut-eye and have sweet dreams?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,471
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    Yes will you please shut that eye, and have a good night? :wink:
  • mjpTennis
    mjpTennis Posts: 6,165 Member
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    If I had a quarter for every time I heard that?
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
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    If I had a quarter for every time I heard that?

    Would you be a rich man?

    Sweet dreams, Krystal.
  • mjpTennis
    mjpTennis Posts: 6,165 Member
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    Or maybe pay for parking for 15 minutes at the beach?
  • MIchelleH2027
    MIchelleH2027 Posts: 1,239 Member
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    Is everyone enjoying their morning so far?
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
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    Is everyone enjoying their morning so far?

    Yes ma'am, how about you?
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
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    Or maybe pay for parking for 15 minutes at the beach?

    Are'nt you the funny guy?
  • MIchelleH2027
    MIchelleH2027 Posts: 1,239 Member
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    Is everyone enjoying their morning so far?

    Yes ma'am, how about you?

    Can I take the fifth on that?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,471
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    Wouldn't you rather drink a fifth?
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
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    Is everyone enjoying their morning so far?

    Yes ma'am, how about you?

    Can I take the fifth on that?

    I may sound like a broken record, but you do know it will get better, right?
  • MIchelleH2027
    MIchelleH2027 Posts: 1,239 Member
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    Wouldn't you rather drink a fifth?

    Can I get several, in a trough, with a straw?

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