chocolate covered zombie elves (questions only)

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  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
    Would I trade any job for mine right now?
  • mjpTennis
    mjpTennis Posts: 6,165 Member
    Would I trade any job for mine right now?
    Doesnt sound like a good meeting. Can I wish you all a good afternoon? I think i need to get some work done and sneak away before the camera comes out again?
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
    Aww, doesn't that just add to the type of day it is? Will you hurry back?
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
    What's with all this pie? Cherry anyone?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Will you turn that frown upside down?
  • phoenix_59
    phoenix_59 Posts: 1,123
    will you keep it tight if I treat you right?
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    Will you turn that frown upside down?

    How did you know I had a frown on my face? :cry:
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    Can I say my favorite holiday is Pi Day?

    Did you know I have never heard of this? Why is it your favorite?
    Can not tell a lie - any chance for Pi...and because I used to teach Math?

    Can I admit I must be a little slow today?
  • chosengiver
    chosengiver Posts: 1,462 Member
    Is it naptime? :yawn:
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    Will you turn that frown upside down?

    How did you know I had a frown on my face? :cry:

    Whatsamattah baby?
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    Is it naptime? :yawn:

    am I really envious now?
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
    What if I stand on my head?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Are you sure you wanna do that with a skirt on?
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    What if I stand on my head?

    wouldn't it feel better to stand on someone else's head?
  • perpetual98
    perpetual98 Posts: 90
    Don't suppose anyone missed me?
  • phoenix_59
    phoenix_59 Posts: 1,123
    Who wants a $5.00 footlong?
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
    Oops, is it alittle drafty?
  • chosengiver
    chosengiver Posts: 1,462 Member
    Which head are you referring too?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Don't suppose anyone missed me?

    Are you feeling better?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Oops, is it alittle drafty?

    Did you notice the flash from your camera I happened to borrow?
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    Which head are you referring too?

    does this depend on how angry one might be?
  • Molly_Maguire
    Molly_Maguire Posts: 1,103 Member
    Who wants a $5.00 footlong?

    Will you take 4 crumpled singles, three nickels and a stick of gum?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Who wants a $5.00 footlong?

    Will you take 4 crumpled singles, three nickels and a stick of gum?

    How about 4 crumpled singles, three nickels and a kiss on his cheek?
  • Molly_Maguire
    Molly_Maguire Posts: 1,103 Member
    Who wants a $5.00 footlong?

    Will you take 4 crumpled singles, three nickels and a stick of gum?

    How about 4 crumpled singles, three nickels and a kiss on his cheek?

    Done. How 'bout it, Phoenix?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Has he ever turned a pretty lady down?
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    Will you turn that frown upside down?

    How did you know I had a frown on my face? :cry:

    Whatsamattah baby?

    Would someone please tell me why when the SO is frustrated he ALWAYS takes it out on me?

    Would someone also please tell me what is so wrong with supporting my son by going to every ball game that I can regardless of how far I have to drive? I am not in the best financial status right now; however, why does he attack the one thing that means so much ot me? I don't understand.

    Lastly, why did the car lot not call when my van was done THIS MORNING? WTH?
  • phoenix_59
    phoenix_59 Posts: 1,123
    will you settle for less than a foot?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Would someone please tell me why when the SO is frustrated he ALWAYS takes it out on me?

    Would someone also please tell me what is so wrong with supporting my son by going to every ball game that I can regardless of how far I have to drive? I am not in the best financial status right now; however, why does he attack the one thing that means so much ot me? I don't understand.

    Lastly, why did the car lot not call when my van was done THIS MORNING? WTH?

    Wanna beer? :drinker:
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    will you settle for less than a foot?

    How much less?
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    Would someone please tell me why when the SO is frustrated he ALWAYS takes it out on me?

    Would someone also please tell me what is so wrong with supporting my son by going to every ball game that I can regardless of how far I have to drive? I am not in the best financial status right now; however, why does he attack the one thing that means so much ot me? I don't understand.

    Lastly, why did the car lot not call when my van was done THIS MORNING? WTH?

    Wanna beer? :drinker:

    After having the bug? Don't think that would be a good idea. Anyone have some whiskey?

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