chocolate covered zombie elves (questions only)

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  • katamus
    katamus Posts: 2,363 Member
    WingMan380 and RailR0aderTony
    So, you want me... a dude... to private-message two other dudes? Really? And that in no way seems a tad gay to you??

    HAHAHHAHAHA. What's so gay about that?
  • lisa28115
    lisa28115 Posts: 17,271 Member
    Michelle, would you believe I have a lightweight front zippered robe ???

    I wear it as a nightgown, so all you have to do is unzip !!!
  • lisa28115
    lisa28115 Posts: 17,271 Member
    WingMan380 and RailR0aderTony
    So, you want me... a dude... to private-message two other dudes? Really? And that in no way seems a tad gay to you??

    HAHAHHAHAHA. What's so gay about that?

    yeah...what so gay about that ???
  • MIchelleH2027
    MIchelleH2027 Posts: 1,239 Member
    I will leave you all to your play time now. Isn't it time for me to find the way to my bed?
  • lisa28115
    lisa28115 Posts: 17,271 Member
    would you like to come work for me tonight ???

    I would love to find my bed...
  • MikeyD1280
    MikeyD1280 Posts: 5,257
    Michelle, would you believe I have a lightweight front zippered robe ???

    I wear it as a nightgown, so all you have to do is unzip !!!

    Did you just offer Michelle to remove your nightgown?:noway:
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    How is Mikey this morning?
  • AwesomeMoJo
    AwesomeMoJo Posts: 1,145 Member
    how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie roll?
    Is that a double entendre?


    What do you think?
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    Can I say good morning? How are y'all?
  • GorillaEsq
    GorillaEsq Posts: 2,198 Member
    So, I'm putting together a new booklet for the women's self-defense class I teach. I went to Dreamstime.com to find some graphics and images for the material. My search term was "female self defense." I shall now share some of the choice images that were returned in the search...

    Ready?
  • GorillaEsq
    GorillaEsq Posts: 2,198 Member
    female-knight-in-armour-thumb24758220.jpg

    So, you put on medieval armor to "protect yourself," but decided to leave your boobies hangin' out, and a-floppin?




    Typo..
  • GorillaEsq
    GorillaEsq Posts: 2,198 Member
    combat-thumb23910727.jpg

    So, this rapist felt the need to go flying-ninja on her *kitten*, whilst wearing tighty-whities?
  • GorillaEsq
    GorillaEsq Posts: 2,198 Member
    female-warrior-thumb12772129.jpg

    Should her attacker be concerned that her penis is 48 inches long? And razor sharp?
  • AwesomeMoJo
    AwesomeMoJo Posts: 1,145 Member
    WOW...do those women know that they are showing some new and interesting ways to defend themselves?

    Do you think I can pose for some "self-defense" photos (or well sometimes they look a little more erotic than self defense...)?

    Who's gonna be my photographer??
  • GorillaEsq
    GorillaEsq Posts: 2,198 Member
    posing-with-guns-thumb17423548.jpg

    Which one of these geniuses was in charge of getting the "snow camo?" Maybe the enemy will be blind.
  • MikeyD1280
    MikeyD1280 Posts: 5,257
    female-knight-in-armour-thumb24758220.jpg

    So, you put on medieval armor to "protect yourself," but decided to leave your boobies hangin' out, and a-floppin?




    Typo..

    do you think they are out to distract the attacker when she hits him on the head with a sword? or a rubber bendy thing-a-mahjig?
  • GorillaEsq
    GorillaEsq Posts: 2,198 Member
    army-couple-with-guns-thumb19530199.jpg

    What combat technique is this? ..."We're like... totally gonna like... shoot you... then dance, live we've never danced before... because we're maniacs... maniacs on the floooooor..."



    ..
  • GorillaEsq
    GorillaEsq Posts: 2,198 Member
    girl-give-a-kick-thumb4600431.jpg

    What should the caption to this image be? How about...

    KARATE!!! F**K YOU, BAR-CODE!
  • GorillaEsq
    GorillaEsq Posts: 2,198 Member
    Ok. I'm done. Or am I?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Are you?

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