chocolate covered zombie elves (questions only)

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  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    I thought I was going to have to start typing slower for you, did you just hear my sigh of relief?
  • WhiskeyCity
    WhiskeyCity Posts: 711 Member
    Is it ok that I prefer single entendres to double entendres?
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    entendea?
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    I thought I was going to have to start typing slower for you, did you just hear my sigh of relief?

    can you believe I'm not as dumb as I look?
  • WhiskeyCity
    WhiskeyCity Posts: 711 Member
    entendea?

    Can I say thanks for pointing out my obvious inadequacies?
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    Can I take a poll of the ladies on this thread? manscaped or not?
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
    Manscape please...?
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    entendea?

    Can I say thanks for pointing out my obvious inadequacies?

    Did you know I was not breaking your aggies? I thought this was a different word, not a typo....who's inadequate now?:laugh:
  • WhiskeyCity
    WhiskeyCity Posts: 711 Member
    Close cropped or bald eagle jones?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Isn’t that a question you should really ask your wife? IMO you don’t need to add sparkles and glitter, but a little trim wouldn’t hurt.
  • WhiskeyCity
    WhiskeyCity Posts: 711 Member
    Isn’t that a question you should really ask your wife? IMO you don’t need to add sparkles and glitter, but a little trim wouldn’t hurt.

    No sparkles and glitter? Shucks. I like to hang a disco ball and shine a bright light on it.
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    Isn’t that a question you should really ask your wife? IMO you don’t need to add sparkles and glitter, but a little trim wouldn’t hurt.

    Can I tell you that's taken care of between Wifey and I, but I just wanted to know what the rest of the ladies think...OK?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Isn’t that a question you should really ask your wife? IMO you don’t need to add sparkles and glitter, but a little trim wouldn’t hurt.

    No sparkles and glitter? Shucks. I like to hang a disco ball and shine a bright light on it.

    Do you think this would be more believable with your Elvis avi?
  • MikeyD1280
    MikeyD1280 Posts: 5,257
    Isn’t that a question you should really ask your wife? IMO you don’t need to add sparkles and glitter, but a little trim wouldn’t hurt.

    did anyone else just think of the Zohan? eeets da booosh
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • MIchelleH2027
    MIchelleH2027 Posts: 1,239 Member
    Doesn't non-manscape cut down on the cost of floss? However, may I admit, having had both, a little attention and upkeep is much more enjoyable? You can really see the forest for the tree, not just the shrubs.
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
    Can I agree with Dawn?
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
    Does Chelly make a good point?
  • MIchelleH2027
    MIchelleH2027 Posts: 1,239 Member
    Is being told that you look nice, like a "classy hippie" a compliment? Geesh!
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
    Did they invite over to Mary Jane's?

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