chocolate covered zombie elves (questions only)

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  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member

    Do you know what an Onion is?

    Care to explain?
  • mjpTennis
    mjpTennis Posts: 6,165 Member
    Damn it, I was going to delete that picture afterwards..lol You weren't supposed to quote it?
    Good timing...wouldn't you know I could edit it still? :sad:
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    An Onion is a Booty that brings a tear of joy to your eye when you think of peeling the pants off of it. Understand?
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    Damn it, I was going to delete that picture afterwards..lol You weren't supposed to quote it?

    Happy?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Damn it, I was going to delete that picture afterwards..lol You weren't supposed to quote it?

    Happy?
    Can I thank you? :smooched: and you Michael? :smooched:
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    An Onion is a Booty that brings a tear of joy to your eye when you think of peeling the pants off of it. Understand?

    LOL, why have I never heard this before?
  • mjpTennis
    mjpTennis Posts: 6,165 Member
    Would YOU be surprised if I said Nebraska or Alabama? I actually saw a game at Tuscaloosa and have been formally invited to Lincoln to watch a game in Seasons tickets seats
    Yes...and let me recommend Nebraska football. Wouldn't you know that until I visited the University of Texas, Nebraska was by far the craziest college football atmosphere I had been in? Landed smack in the middle of a rib party in downtown Lincoln...beer...ribs...women...beer....ribs...do you think heaven will look like that?
  • mjpTennis
    mjpTennis Posts: 6,165 Member
    Can I thank you? :smooched: and you Michael? :smooched:
    You're welcome..but shouldn't we be thanking you? Running definitely fits you well!
  • katamus
    katamus Posts: 2,363 Member
    Damn it, I was going to delete that picture afterwards..lol You weren't supposed to quote it?

    Happy?

    Yes, can I thank you for quoting so I didn't miss out while lurking?
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    Would YOU be surprised if I said Nebraska or Alabama? I actually saw a game at Tuscaloosa and have been formally invited to Lincoln to watch a game in Seasons tickets seats
    Yes...and let me recommend Nebraska football. Wouldn't you know that until I visited the University of Texas, Nebraska was by far the craziest college football atmosphere I had been in? Landed smack in the middle of a rib party in downtown Lincoln...beer...ribs...women...beer....ribs...do you think heaven will look like that?

    *Speechless*

    Did you just describe heaven if the game was being called by Keith Jackson with John Madden in color?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Damn it, I was going to delete that picture afterwards..lol You weren't supposed to quote it?

    Happy?

    Yes, can I thank you for quoting so I didn't miss out while lurking?

    LOL, welcome back?
  • mjpTennis
    mjpTennis Posts: 6,165 Member

    *Speechless*

    Did you just describe heaven if the game was being called by Keith Jackson with John Madden in color?
    That is a great reference! And can I welcome Kat to our little e-heaven?
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    are we boring you with NCAA Football Talk? is this rude of us?

    Would you like to fly out next spring and do a race with us in the cool NH spring? you too Kat?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Was me posting a booty shot kinda like your wives trying to get your attention when the big game is on? LMAO
  • GorillaEsq
    GorillaEsq Posts: 2,198 Member
    Who what now?
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    Was me posting a booty shot kinda like your wives trying to get your attention when the big game is on? LMAO

    Are the two of us oblivious? will you accept this flower? :flowerforyou:
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Was me posting a booty shot kinda like your wives trying to get your attention when the big game is on? LMAO

    Are the two of us oblivious? will you accept this flower? :flowerforyou:

    LOL lesson learned?
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    Who what now?

    Did you miss Dawn's onion?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Who what now?

    Me, picking you up on my way to FL, is now okay?
  • katamus
    katamus Posts: 2,363 Member
    Can you drive faster, Dawn?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Should I just get on a plane? Gorilla will you meet me at the airport? :wink:
  • katamus
    katamus Posts: 2,363 Member
    So mile high club?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Do you want pics too? LOL
  • mjpTennis
    mjpTennis Posts: 6,165 Member
    Wouldn't you know I could spare a few frequent flyers miles for the Mile High club?
  • katamus
    katamus Posts: 2,363 Member
    Do you want pics too? LOL

    Would you be capable of taking pictures? Wouldn't you be a little preoccupied?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Would a gorilla even fit in the bathroom on a plane?
  • katamus
    katamus Posts: 2,363 Member
    Would the cockpit be more suitable?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Is it getting hot in here?
  • katamus
    katamus Posts: 2,363 Member
    Did you see that big red button?
  • Determinednoob
    Determinednoob Posts: 2,001 Member
    How many calories have you guys burned typing today?

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