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chocolate covered zombie elves (questions only)

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  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Does everyone think this way about me? :cry:
  • TadaGanIarracht
    TadaGanIarracht Posts: 2,615 Member
    Shouldn't we?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    What did I do to deserve this?
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    wasn't it by your own admission?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Can I blame it on the alcohol?
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    That's it no more discussion. Now for your punishment...Mikey can you please put your shirt back on?
  • TadaGanIarracht
    TadaGanIarracht Posts: 2,615 Member
    Why does everyone use alcohol as an excuse?

    (hehehe)
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    That's it no more discussion. Now for your punishment...Mikey can you please put your shirt back on?

    NOOOOOOOOOO!!! If I promise to be good, can I have one more chance?
  • mommy2AR
    mommy2AR Posts: 2,796 Member
    Who's that casting devious stares in my direction?
  • TadaGanIarracht
    TadaGanIarracht Posts: 2,615 Member
    That's it no more discussion. Now for your punishment...Mikey can you please put your shirt back on?

    Now why punish all of us?
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    Who's that casting devious stares in my direction?
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    don't you know I'm always lookin atcha, my Lady in Red?
  • mommy2AR
    mommy2AR Posts: 2,796 Member
    Who's that casting devious stares in my direction?
    [/quote

    don't you know I'm always lookin atcha, my Lady in Red?

    Did you know I was singing a song? :laugh:
  • TadaGanIarracht
    TadaGanIarracht Posts: 2,615 Member
    Do you smell sex and candy?
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    don't I feel stupid? hahaha
  • TadaGanIarracht
    TadaGanIarracht Posts: 2,615 Member
    Are you stupid?
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    do you mean medically stupid?
  • MikeyD1280
    MikeyD1280 Posts: 5,257
    Can I blame it on the alcohol?

    are you gonna blame it on the vodka, or blame it on the Henney?


    Do you know I freaking HATE Henney?
  • MikeyD1280
    MikeyD1280 Posts: 5,257
    Do you smell sex and candy?

    is it all about sex baby? is it about you and me?
  • TadaGanIarracht
    TadaGanIarracht Posts: 2,615 Member
    Well are you?

    And is it about you and me?! Haha.
  • mommy2AR
    mommy2AR Posts: 2,796 Member
    Do you smell sex and candy?

    Who's that lounging in my chair? :laugh:
  • mommy2AR
    mommy2AR Posts: 2,796 Member
    don't I feel stupid? hahaha

    dont you know that you are never stupid?
  • TadaGanIarracht
    TadaGanIarracht Posts: 2,615 Member
    Did you know that's another song I love?
  • MikeyD1280
    MikeyD1280 Posts: 5,257
    Do you smell sex and candy?

    Who's that lounging in my chair? :laugh:

    whats with that scandadevious stare... in my derection? hehe... see what i did there...:noway:
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Can I blame it on the alcohol?

    are you gonna blame it on the vodka, or blame it on the Henney?


    Do you know I freaking HATE Henney?

    Blame it on the blue tap, got you feeling dizzy?

    Did you know I love henney, nom nom nom
  • TadaGanIarracht
    TadaGanIarracht Posts: 2,615 Member
    Why is murder illegal?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Do you want to kill me?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Should I make like a tree, and leaf?
  • TadaGanIarracht
    TadaGanIarracht Posts: 2,615 Member
    Why would I want to kill you?! My stupid *kitten* future B.I.L. on the other hand.

    Apparently he doesn't know how to flush a flippin' toilet and I walk in and it WREAKS! Can I kill him? Or at least give him a swirly in his own rancid urine?

    He is 30 by the way.
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    If you give him a swirly will you take pictures for us?
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    Elvis, as far as throwing a basketball at the teens, didn't you know that wouldn't work because they are football players?
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