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chocolate covered zombie elves (questions only)

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  • Determinednoob
    Determinednoob Posts: 2,001 Member
    That cake looks like it might fill my cals for a day. I can has?
  • katamus
    katamus Posts: 2,363 Member
    Can I say my diary will say I netted ~4000 today although I did lift so maybe it will be like 3500?

    You like like a horse, don't you? Haha.

    For the moment. Did you know 2 months ago I was eating 2000?

    You know I can't remember that last time I ate 2000? Probably before I joined MFP?
  • Determinednoob
    Determinednoob Posts: 2,001 Member
    Can I say my diary will say I netted ~4000 today although I did lift so maybe it will be like 3500?

    You like like a horse, don't you? Haha.

    For the moment. Did you know 2 months ago I was eating 2000?

    You know I can't remember that last time I ate 2000? Probably before I joined MFP?

    Lol can you believe I was losing 2lbs per week on that?
  • katamus
    katamus Posts: 2,363 Member
    Can I say my diary will say I netted ~4000 today although I did lift so maybe it will be like 3500?

    You like like a horse, don't you? Haha.

    For the moment. Did you know 2 months ago I was eating 2000?

    You know I can't remember that last time I ate 2000? Probably before I joined MFP?

    Lol can you believe I was losing 2lbs per week on that?

    You know I was gaining 1lb a week on that?

    Maybe not.. But obviously the Dunkin Donuts was catching up to me?
  • Ezzie
    Ezzie Posts: 665 Member
    One will make you larger,
    One will make you small,
    And the ones that Mother gives you ,
    Don't do anything at all....
    Go ask Alice...
    Wonder what the one's that MFP has will do?
  • Determinednoob
    Determinednoob Posts: 2,001 Member
    Can I say my diary will say I netted ~4000 today although I did lift so maybe it will be like 3500?

    You like like a horse, don't you? Haha.

    For the moment. Did you know 2 months ago I was eating 2000?

    You know I can't remember that last time I ate 2000? Probably before I joined MFP?

    Lol can you believe I was losing 2lbs per week on that?

    You know I was gaining 1lb a week on that?

    Maybe not.. But obviously the Dunkin Donuts was catching up to me?

    If I were doing no exercising it might put 1lb per week on me too.

    Ezzie, are you high?
  • Ezzie
    Ezzie Posts: 665 Member
    Perhaps, perhaps not...what do the zombie elves think?
  • mjpTennis
    mjpTennis Posts: 6,165 Member
    Perhaps, perhaps not...what do the zombie elves think?
    Can you reach the top shelf and grab those doritos?
  • Determinednoob
    Determinednoob Posts: 2,001 Member
    Lyrics from a stoner song with an album cover with a worm sitting on a shroom hitting a hooka right? Does it seem plausible?
  • Ezzie
    Ezzie Posts: 665 Member
    Oh no, not the top shelf...do I need to get a ladder?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    How come when I opened the door to this thread smoke came rolling out?
  • Ezzie
    Ezzie Posts: 665 Member
    I think the Cheshire cat just disappeared again, where did he go?:bigsmile:

    Mushrooms don't have many calories do they?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Chong: "You wanna get high, man?"
    Cheech: "Does Howdy-Doody have wooden balls?"
  • mjpTennis
    mjpTennis Posts: 6,165 Member
    I think the Cheshire cat just disappeared again, where did he go?:bigsmile:

    Mushrooms don't have many calories do they?
    ...ummm....hmmmm?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Mushrooms don't have many calories do they?

    No but they taste like *kitten*, unless you wash them down with rootbeer, right? err no?
  • Ezzie
    Ezzie Posts: 665 Member
    I think the Cheshire cat just disappeared again, where did he go?:bigsmile:

    Mushrooms don't have many calories do they?

    No but they taste like *kitten*, unless you wash them down with rootbeer, right? err no?

    Root beer? Did you log it as part of your water? :drinker:
  • mjpTennis
    mjpTennis Posts: 6,165 Member
    I think the Cheshire cat just disappeared again, where did he go?:bigsmile:

    Mushrooms don't have many calories do they?
    19384.jpg
    Did he reappear this time?
  • mjpTennis
    mjpTennis Posts: 6,165 Member
    Can I say I will never get those 10 minutes back?
  • Ezzie
    Ezzie Posts: 665 Member
    Those zombie elves have a reputation for wasting time don't they?
  • GorillaEsq
    GorillaEsq Posts: 2,198 Member
    Did a guy who's name rhymes with "Rit Momney" go to the GorillaEsq School of Master Debating?
  • mjpTennis
    mjpTennis Posts: 6,165 Member
    Did a guy who's name rhymes with "Rit Momney" go to the GorillaEsq School of Master Debating?
    Did he also claim all the CCZE's and others on his tax return last year?
  • GorillaEsq
    GorillaEsq Posts: 2,198 Member
    Is it fair to say that love him, or hate him... he's a Master Debater?
  • PomegranatePriestess
    PomegranatePriestess Posts: 2,455 Member
    Is it fair to say that love him, or hate him... he's a Master Debater?

    I think all men master debate, don't they?
  • Ezzie
    Ezzie Posts: 665 Member
    Would watching the debates have raised or lowered a zombie elf's IQ?
  • GorillaEsq
    GorillaEsq Posts: 2,198 Member
    Is it fair to say that love him, or hate him... he's a Master Debater?

    I think all men master debate, don't they?
    No. Sad, isn't it?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member

    I think all men master debate, don't they?

    Some more frequently then others?
  • mjpTennis
    mjpTennis Posts: 6,165 Member
    Is it fair to say that love him, or hate him... he's a Master Debater?
    Are you saying he waxes his own dolphin?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Why is everyone on this page hiding half their face?
  • GorillaEsq
    GorillaEsq Posts: 2,198 Member
    Some more frequently then others?
    Hmmm? Was that going somewhere?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    I think I am going to try to get a half face pic too, may I be right back?
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