chocolate covered zombie elves (questions only)

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  • katamus
    katamus Posts: 2,363 Member
    What in the hell is going on here? :D

    You know that I can always find other peoples' *kitten* and never my own too, Mag?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Would you believe the only time I usually write out a check is for school fundraisers and functions? Why do they take so long to cash the damn things?

    I know, annoying, right?
    Super funny, I'm out at disney land and my husband calls me all frantic.
    "where's the check...do you know where the checkbook is? I have the dentist appointment....where is it?"
    I swear, he was about to have a coronary.
    "it's OK honey.. it's OK,, I know where it is."
    "How do you know where it is? I've looked ALL over the house!"
    "It's on the shuffle alley up by the shamwow."

    He calls back 5 minutes later
    "how the hell did you know it was there?"
    "uhm... you put it there?"
    hehehe. I'm screwed if I ever need to find something of my own, though!

    Do you have the same problem? You can find everyone else's crap but never your own? And God forbid anyone actually get up and help you!

    Did you know I do know where everybody elses things are, but still haven't found my keys?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Would it be okay if I bit your @ss, Kat?
  • katamus
    katamus Posts: 2,363 Member
    Are you really still looking for your keys, Dawn? I thought you gave up?
  • katamus
    katamus Posts: 2,363 Member
    Would it be okay if I bit your @ss, Kat?

    You know you don't have to ask? :)
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    I am not actively looking for them anymore, but wouldn't it be nice to find them so I have a spare set? lol
  • magj0y
    magj0y Posts: 1,911 Member
    What in the hell is going on here? :D

    You know that I can always find other peoples' *kitten* and never my own too, Mag?
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    Nice booty shot!
    One time a friend came over looking for a disc on my husbands (catastrophic) mess of a desk. I reach in, half way down a pile of discs and pull it out. "are...you sure this it is?"

    What's the worst thing you've ever misplaced? I misplaced my panties once! My poor daughter! A pillow case is the perfect thing to safly wash all of those delicate things, but I missed one! So there she is, halloween... she at a friends house and they're all digging through their goodie bag and what does the daughter find? OOPs!
    I found a contact at the bottom of a pool and was able to fish it out. THAT is how good I am... lmfao! twice and earring, once was by accident, though. trying to find my sanity? good luck!

    about that game... what is your favorite snacky thing for games?
  • Gremlinz
    Gremlinz Posts: 3,259 Member
    Wow, did I walk in at the right time or what?
  • magj0y
    magj0y Posts: 1,911 Member

    Did you know I do know where everybody elses things are, but still haven't found my keys?

    Oh No! You do know it's the last place it shouldn't be? I'd say under a stack of mail or fell behind something. WAIT!
    it's where you took your last pair of pants off... it got mixed up in the laundry. uh huh
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Did you see me bite Kat's @ss?
  • magj0y
    magj0y Posts: 1,911 Member
    Did you see me bite Kat's @ss?

    I did not... try again?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member

    Did you know I do know where everybody elses things are, but still haven't found my keys?

    Oh No! You do not it's the last place it shouldn't be? I'd say under a stack of mail or fell behind something.
    Do you know I think I may have put them on top of my sisters truck when transferring a carseat? Do you think she drove off and left them laying on the highway somewhere?
  • dub101
    dub101 Posts: 325
    Who is biting who?
  • katamus
    katamus Posts: 2,363 Member
    Have you ever had panties fall out of the leg of your jeans?

    Better yet, my dad and I used to share two cars (a 92 Camaro and a 2005 Dodge Dakota). Naturally, I always wanted to drive the camaro. After having it for the weekend once, my dad takes it on the following Monday. Guess who left panties in the backseat? This dumb@ss?

    Over the last two moves, I've lost an extra large Pyrex bowl, all of the lids for our pots, a full bottle of lube, an undetermined amount of clothing, CDs, a laptop cord... Where could all that stuff actually go?
  • Determinednoob
    Determinednoob Posts: 2,001 Member
    Did you know I drive a Camaro now? :smile:

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  • magj0y
    magj0y Posts: 1,911 Member
    Have you ever had panties fall out of the leg of your jeans?

    Better yet, my dad and I used to share two cars (a 92 Camaro and a 2005 Dodge Dakota). Naturally, I always wanted to drive the camaro. After having it for the weekend once, my dad takes it on the following Monday. Guess who left panties in the backseat? This dumb@ss?

    Over the last two moves, I've lost an extra large Pyrex bowl, all of the lids for our pots, a full bottle of lube, an undetermined amount of clothing, CDs, a laptop cord... Where could all that stuff actually go?

    YES! I totally forgot about panties falling out of jeans! i did a graceful swoop to fix it!

    The lube...do we WANT to know where it disappeared to? hahaha
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Did you know I used to drive a 74' firebird. That car was older then I was, and I hated it. How my boyfriend at the time won that fight is beyond me? Do you know he got the car at the breakup? :laugh:
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    11 more posts, isn't this becoming more of a chore then I was hoping for?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Did you know I drive a Camaro now? :smile:

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    Is Kat's lube in the backseat?
  • PomegranatePriestess
    PomegranatePriestess Posts: 2,455 Member
    Did I miss anything of importance?
  • magj0y
    magj0y Posts: 1,911 Member
    11 more posts, isn't this becoming more of a chore then I was hoping for?

    You can do it! find some other threads to post in... it'll go by faster ;)
  • katamus
    katamus Posts: 2,363 Member
    Mmmm. Did you know that mine was red with black racing stripes too? 25th anniversary though. Do you drive stick?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    11 more posts, isn't this becoming more of a chore then I was hoping for?

    You can do it! find some other threads to post in... it'll go by faster ;)

    Why do you keep trying to get rid of me?
  • katamus
    katamus Posts: 2,363 Member
    Is Kat's lube in the backseat?

    Why would he steal my lube?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Is Kat's lube in the backseat?

    Why would he steal my lube?
    Did he steal it or did you forget it?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Did you know driving a stick, really hampers my MFP forum posting while driving?
  • katamus
    katamus Posts: 2,363 Member
    Did you know driving a stick, really hampers my MFP forum posting while driving?

    So you haven't mastered the art yet?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Did you know "speak to text" helps somewhat, but when I am trying to put lipstick on at the same time, sometimes it doesn't get my words right? gah.
  • Gremlinz
    Gremlinz Posts: 3,259 Member
    Ah yes, the biting.... Did you see me peaking Dawn?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Don't you know we like to be watched? :wink:

    4 more?

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