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  • GorillaEsq
    GorillaEsq Posts: 2,198 Member
    Are you saying that my circumlocution makes your mommy-parts concupiscent, pursuant my idiosyncratic sesquipedalian verbiage?
  • magj0y
    magj0y Posts: 1,911 Member
    Are you saying that my circumlocution makes your mommy-parts concupiscent, pursuant my idiosyncratic sesquipedalian verbiage?

    Only when they're words I understand... hahaha. and never. ever. ever. refer to them as mommy parts! soo unsexy!
  • Jonesingmucho
    Jonesingmucho Posts: 4,902 Member
    Do you know those words aren't on my word of the day calendar?
  • Ezzie
    Ezzie Posts: 665 Member
    Has anyone here managed to use something like Babblefish to translate that?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    are you just padding your post count with this thread?

    Is this post envy?
  • GorillaEsq
    GorillaEsq Posts: 2,198 Member
    Need help?
    Are you saying that my circumlocution makes your mommy-parts concupiscent, pursuant my idiosyncratic sesquipedalian verbiage?
    Translation:
    Are you saying that my use of large words makes your mommy-parts lustful, due to my unique vocabulary?
  • magj0y
    magj0y Posts: 1,911 Member
    Need help?
    Are you saying that my circumlocution makes your mommy-parts concupiscent, pursuant my idiosyncratic sesquipedalian verbiage?
    Translation:
    Are you saying that my use of large words makes your mommy-parts lustful, due to my unique vocabulary?

    anyone else draw a blank after the "mommy-parts"?
  • Jonesingmucho
    Jonesingmucho Posts: 4,902 Member
    Mommy-parts was the one thing I think I was able to decode without a dictionary, right?
  • GorillaEsq
    GorillaEsq Posts: 2,198 Member
    Hahaha... Did my mastery of the English language cause everyone to forget the question theme here?
  • Determinednoob
    Determinednoob Posts: 2,001 Member
    Did you know I never draw a blank when I see mommy parts?
  • GorillaEsq
    GorillaEsq Posts: 2,198 Member
    Did you know I never draw a blank when I see mommy parts?
    Can I get an amen?
  • MIchelleH2027
    MIchelleH2027 Posts: 1,239 Member
    Did you know I never draw a blank when I see mommy parts?

    Please Sir....what do you draw when you see mommy parts?
  • magj0y
    magj0y Posts: 1,911 Member
    Did you know I never draw a blank when I see mommy parts?

    hrm..anyone else think "babies" along with mommy parts?

    My kids aren't allowed to call me mommy unless they're sick or hurt. Rule was put in place when the youngest was ten.
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Can I agree "mommy parts" is not a very sexy term?
  • GorillaEsq
    GorillaEsq Posts: 2,198 Member
    Is "daddy parts" a sexy term?
  • MIchelleH2027
    MIchelleH2027 Posts: 1,239 Member
    Can I agree "mommy parts" is not a very sexy term?

    Can I get an amen?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Is "daddy parts" a sexy term?

    Strike 2?
  • magj0y
    magj0y Posts: 1,911 Member
    Is "daddy parts" a sexy term?

    Nope...how can that be sexy?
  • GorillaEsq
    GorillaEsq Posts: 2,198 Member
    Can you guys kiss my daddy parts and ... oh never minds.
  • magj0y
    magj0y Posts: 1,911 Member
    So what was the smoothest line you used when you were in the dating scene, everyone?
  • GorillaEsq
    GorillaEsq Posts: 2,198 Member
    How can I tell you if I'm not allowed to say "mommy-parts?"
  • magj0y
    magj0y Posts: 1,911 Member
    How can I tell you if I'm not allowed to say "mommy-parts?"

    you're joking, right
  • GorillaEsq
    GorillaEsq Posts: 2,198 Member
    How can I tell you if I'm not allowed to say "mommy-parts?"

    you're joking, right
    Do I ever joke?
  • magj0y
    magj0y Posts: 1,911 Member
    How can I tell you if I'm not allowed to say "mommy-parts?"

    you're joking, right
    Do I ever joke?

    I believe I've seen you eek out a joke or two. Was I wrong?
  • PomegranatePriestess
    PomegranatePriestess Posts: 2,455 Member
    So what was the smoothest line you used when you were in the dating scene, everyone?

    Does this count? When I was young and crazy, I got an autograph from someone I had a crush on; he signed it with something suggestive to which I replied, "Don't let your pen write checks your body can't cash." Can you believe that?
  • magj0y
    magj0y Posts: 1,911 Member
    So what was the smoothest line you used when you were in the dating scene, everyone?

    Does this count? When I was young and crazy, I got an autograph from someone I had a crush on; he signed it with something suggestive to which I replied, "Don't let your pen write checks your body can't cash." Can you believe that?

    aaand the result?
  • GorillaEsq
    GorillaEsq Posts: 2,198 Member
    aaand the result?
    Mommy-parts?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Can you hear the silence? ahhhh
  • magj0y
    magj0y Posts: 1,911 Member
    Can you hear the silence? ahhhh

    I know, right? I need distraction!
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    What do you need to be distracted from?

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