chocolate covered zombie elves (questions only)

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  • phoenix_59
    phoenix_59 Posts: 1,123
    what if I put a cat tongue on and licked milk off of your cheek?
  • MIchelleH2027
    MIchelleH2027 Posts: 1,239 Member
    Oh my have Mikey and Dino come out to play?

    shall I play you like a fiddle?

    Are you fingers nimble?

    nimble and quick....wasn't Jack like that?

    do you think i was actually hoping for more of a "devil went down to ......." kind of a theme?
  • phoenix_59
    phoenix_59 Posts: 1,123
    does this devil like Geoegia peach?
  • MikeyD1280
    MikeyD1280 Posts: 5,257
    millions of peaches, peaches for free? millions of peaches? peaches for me?
  • MikeyD1280
    MikeyD1280 Posts: 5,257
    ever heard of a cumkuat?
  • Gremlinz
    Gremlinz Posts: 3,259 Member
    Movin to the country, gonna eat a lot of....?
  • Jonesingmucho
    Jonesingmucho Posts: 4,902 Member
    what if you punched in c|it0rus lane on your gps? where would it take you?

    Would you believe gps said Location not found but Siri said May I help you with that?
  • phoenix_59
    phoenix_59 Posts: 1,123
    *kitten* was that?
  • GorillaEsq
    GorillaEsq Posts: 2,198 Member
    what if you punched in c|it0rus lane on your gps? where would it take you?
    Dawnville? Sheilaton? Mandiland? Katmandu?
  • phoenix_59
    phoenix_59 Posts: 1,123
    what if you punched in c|it0rus lane on your gps? where would it take you?

    Would you believe gps said Location not found but Siri said May I help you with that?

    hahaha....can you give Siri my location please?
  • MikeyD1280
    MikeyD1280 Posts: 5,257
    kuat with kum infront of it? a kumquat, it's like an orange isn't it? what's that? it has nothing to do with a peach?... I like the name, how about you?
  • MikeyD1280
    MikeyD1280 Posts: 5,257
    Siri can find anything huh?
  • Gremlinz
    Gremlinz Posts: 3,259 Member
    what if you punched in c|it0rus lane on your gps? where would it take you?

    Would you believe gps said Location not found but Siri said May I help you with that?

    Could it be that it is make believe???
  • phoenix_59
    phoenix_59 Posts: 1,123
    does she have a good nose?
  • GorillaEsq
    GorillaEsq Posts: 2,198 Member
    When did this string become Sausage-Fest-O-Palooza? We need some estrogen, stat.
  • MikeyD1280
    MikeyD1280 Posts: 5,257
    When did this string become Sausage-Fest-O-Palooza? We need some estrogen, stat.

    can I agree? where are the G.I.L.F.'s?
  • Jonesingmucho
    Jonesingmucho Posts: 4,902 Member
    Estrogen checking in?
  • phoenix_59
    phoenix_59 Posts: 1,123
    wow...rough night...what going on?
  • MikeyD1280
    MikeyD1280 Posts: 5,257
    Jonesing is surrounded by men... what ever should she do?
    should she ask Siri?
  • Gremlinz
    Gremlinz Posts: 3,259 Member
    Do you think even Siri will be able to solve this one? Surely Jonesie has better ideas?
  • Jonesingmucho
    Jonesingmucho Posts: 4,902 Member
    Is this the famous Mickey that everyone raves about?
  • phoenix_59
    phoenix_59 Posts: 1,123
    what up MICKEY...lol?
  • Jonesingmucho
    Jonesingmucho Posts: 4,902 Member
    Would you believe Siri said Who's ya Mama?
  • phoenix_59
    phoenix_59 Posts: 1,123
    was she talking to my son?
  • Jonesingmucho
    Jonesingmucho Posts: 4,902 Member
    Faux pas?
    Is it Mikey?
    LOL
  • phoenix_59
    phoenix_59 Posts: 1,123
    Faux pas?
    Is it Mikey?
    LOL

    you are good...how did you know?
  • MikeyD1280
    MikeyD1280 Posts: 5,257
    you know I do not violate anything? (insert halo over my head(s)
  • Jonesingmucho
    Jonesingmucho Posts: 4,902 Member
    Could it have been the all caps you used and the crickets after?
  • MikeyD1280
    MikeyD1280 Posts: 5,257
    see ya guys and new guys and new gals and old gals and ealsdfjaoiweuroa jfalswoir slkj tomorrow ok?

    sorry for my french :laugh:
  • Gremlinz
    Gremlinz Posts: 3,259 Member
    Hey, one less guy! Doesn't that make the odds better?

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