chocolate covered zombie elves (questions only)

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  • Gremlinz
    Gremlinz Posts: 3,259 Member
    Wow, you sure know how to kick off a day, eh?
  • Gremlinz
    Gremlinz Posts: 3,259 Member
    May I bee so bold as to say my "humps" need a good massage? In 8 days I will be going away for the weekend and thought I would give the girls a good work out between now and then.....They are rebelling! lol

    Would you like to borrow my lavender massage/bath oil?
  • katamus
    katamus Posts: 2,363 Member
    Isn't that what lube is for?

    natural is always the way to go though right?

    Can anyone else think of any placeS where NOT natural is the way to go?

    can you um.. .give some examples?:indifferent:

    Berginas?
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
    Humps and rubdowns.... Did I make it in time?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Wow, you sure know how to kick off a day, eh?

    We keep you coming back, don't we?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Humps and rubdowns.... Did I make it in time?

    Morning Mandi, do you always have such perfect timing?
  • katamus
    katamus Posts: 2,363 Member
    Humps and rubdowns.... Did I make it in time?

    Don't you know we'd always make time for you?
  • Gremlinz
    Gremlinz Posts: 3,259 Member
    Wow, you sure know how to kick off a day, eh?

    We keep you coming back, don't we?

    I am still waiting for the bill... isn't that how they get you hooked, first one is free?
  • katamus
    katamus Posts: 2,363 Member
    Are you comparing us to crack? Or tanning salons? Or.. No. Hookers don't give *kitten* away. What was I thinking?
  • Gremlinz
    Gremlinz Posts: 3,259 Member
    Are you comparing us to crack? Or tanning salons? Or.. No. Hookers don't give *kitten* away. What was I thinking?

    Wait.... tanning salons give out freebies? I can finally get rid of my ankle tan lines???
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
    Can you two stand next to each other so I can raspberry your bellies?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    You want to raspberry a Mogwai?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Do you know how bad this Wisconsinite needs to visit a tanning salon?
  • Gremlinz
    Gremlinz Posts: 3,259 Member
    You want to raspberry a Mogwai?

    Good way to get hair in your mouth, no?
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
    Would I be picking hairs from me mouth all day?
  • katamus
    katamus Posts: 2,363 Member
    Do you know how bad this Wisconsinite needs to visit a tanning salon?

    Don't you think that the Floridian is whiter? :happy:
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Do you know how bad this Wisconsinite needs to visit a tanning salon?

    Don't you think that the Floridian is whiter? :happy:

    Could it be? Maybe just the lighting? :noway:
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
    I live in the valley of the sun but don't I look like a snow bird?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Is my last memory of having a tan when I was in Cabo in February? :ohwell:
  • Gremlinz
    Gremlinz Posts: 3,259 Member
    Valley of the Sun? Isn't that just off of I-19?
  • chosengiver
    chosengiver Posts: 1,462 Member
    Are you all talking about tans?
  • katamus
    katamus Posts: 2,363 Member
    Do you know how bad this Wisconsinite needs to visit a tanning salon?

    Don't you think that the Floridian is whiter? :happy:

    Could it be? Maybe just the lighting? :noway:

    Maybe the lighting AND I'm really pale?

    But you know I won't EVER go back to tanning beds? :(
  • katamus
    katamus Posts: 2,363 Member
    Are you all talking about tans?

    Are you getting a sweet tan in that profile pic?
  • MikeyD1280
    MikeyD1280 Posts: 5,257
    did you know that I did the tanning thing when I was in the ARMY in texas? yep, me and a bunch of mexican buddies did it to "meet" the lady tanners.. :laugh: :laugh: :bigsmile:
  • katamus
    katamus Posts: 2,363 Member
    did you know that I did the tanning thing when I was in the ARMY in texas? yep, me and a bunch of mexican buddies did it to "meet" the lady tanners.. :laugh: :laugh: :bigsmile:

    Did it work, stud?
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
    Valley of the Sun? Isn't that just off of I-19?

    More like I-10... Have you ever been to Phoenix?
  • PomegranatePriestess
    PomegranatePriestess Posts: 2,455 Member
    What is this "tan" of which you speak?
  • Gremlinz
    Gremlinz Posts: 3,259 Member
    Would you believe I passed through Phoenix on my way from Continental to Kingman?
  • chosengiver
    chosengiver Posts: 1,462 Member
    Can you believe I left the Caribbean sun to return to 40s?? :sad: :brokenheart:
  • MikeyD1280
    MikeyD1280 Posts: 5,257
    did you know that I did the tanning thing when I was in the ARMY in texas? yep, me and a bunch of mexican buddies did it to "meet" the lady tanners.. :laugh: :laugh: :bigsmile:

    Did it work, stud?

    do you really have to ask...

    i mean.. humbly.. .yes :bigsmile:

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