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chocolate covered zombie elves (questions only)

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  • mommy2AR
    mommy2AR Posts: 2,796 Member
    Leah, was it the midgets or Dinos snake that brought you out?

    Dont you know his snake always brings me out ? :blushing:
  • mommy2AR
    mommy2AR Posts: 2,796 Member
    has anyone seen "The Ugly truth" with Gerad Butler?

    can I direct your memories to the Diner scene where the boy has that remote?:laugh:

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: isnt that movie great?
  • WhiskeyCity
    WhiskeyCity Posts: 711 Member
    Can I share a little nugget of adivce I just read on another string about motivating your man to work out?

    "...blah, blah, blah*...He loves junk food, fast food and HATES to exercise. However, last night I suggested he accompany my son and I on a walk and he joined in...blah, blah, blah*...I rewarded him with oral sex. I asked him if BJs were promised, if he would walk with me 4 times a week and he said "hell yes". I know, it sounds kind of bad, but I bet you can ask any guy and if a BJ is involved, they'll probably do just about anything. Maybe it'll work for you. Sorry if it's TMI."





    * Edits added by WC, not the OP.
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    do you know I have to agree with Elvis?
  • littlemoonsandy
    littlemoonsandy Posts: 1,930
    the magic of the bj, isnt it great
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    It seems like a good trade off doesn't it. Men get what they want and women get to be in control
  • mommy2AR
    mommy2AR Posts: 2,796 Member
    do all women like control?
  • littlemoonsandy
    littlemoonsandy Posts: 1,930
    its a win win situation..is it bad that i have used that tactic many times ? lol
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    did I stick my foot in my mouth?
  • mommy2AR
    mommy2AR Posts: 2,796 Member
    Dont some like to be controlled ( at least in the bedroom?) ahaha
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    its a win win situation..is it bad that i have used that tactic many times ? lol

    who said it was bad? I think you are right...win/win. Would anybody like to disagree?
  • dinovino_59
    dinovino_59 Posts: 1,700
    did you ever use BJ in a can?
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    are you referring to the bathroom?
  • mommy2AR
    mommy2AR Posts: 2,796 Member
    Can I tell you that you guys make me laugh?
  • WhiskeyCity
    WhiskeyCity Posts: 711 Member
    are you referring to the bathroom?

    Did someone say blumpkin?
  • dinovino_59
    dinovino_59 Posts: 1,700
    do you like to laugh?
  • mommy2AR
    mommy2AR Posts: 2,796 Member
    Dont you know I do it often?
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    Can I tell y'all Sandy is Cracking me up with the story?
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    Dont you know I do it often?

    What? blumpkins?...j/k
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    Wow! Who wouldn't of guessed I'd come back to a topic like this?

    Not complaining, I'm guilty of using that tactic too...
  • mommy2AR
    mommy2AR Posts: 2,796 Member
    do you know I want to just go camping now?
  • WhiskeyCity
    WhiskeyCity Posts: 711 Member
    Hummm...how can I get my wife to try that tatic...???
  • dinovino_59
    dinovino_59 Posts: 1,700
    do you know I want to just go camping now?

    can I light your fire for you?
  • WhiskeyCity
    WhiskeyCity Posts: 711 Member
    do you know I want to just go camping now?

    can I light your fire for you?

    Will I be pitchin' a tent?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    What is going on here?
  • WhiskeyCity
    WhiskeyCity Posts: 711 Member
    Is it just me or is the thread unusually quiet this afternoon?
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    Yeah, what are they doing?

    BTW, at the sake of sounding stupid, what is a blumpkin?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Did you know I do not know what a blumpkin is either?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Did you know I had a lot of work to do today. Dont you hate mondays?
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    Do you know I appreciate that you let me be the one to ask? NOT!!! LOL
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