chocolate covered zombie elves (questions only)

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  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    Heya Mikey!! I saw you posted a topic on this, but did you know I'm clueless when it comes to things like this?
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    Where did everybody go?
  • MikeyD1280
    MikeyD1280 Posts: 5,257
    how does a farmer count his cows?
  • MikeyD1280
    MikeyD1280 Posts: 5,257
    on a COWculator hahahahahaha....

    kid jokes can be funny huh?
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    Did you hear about Frosty the snowman being spotted in the produce section at the local grocery store?

















    He was picking his nose!!! :laugh:
  • PomegranatePriestess
    PomegranatePriestess Posts: 2,455 Member
    Why does it smell like meatballs and egg farts in here?
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    Can I be the first to say, I love the new pic, Angel?
  • MIchelleH2027
    MIchelleH2027 Posts: 1,239 Member
    Good morning Chelle Bell,

    I am well, how are you?

    Do you know I have been better?
  • mjpTennis
    mjpTennis Posts: 6,165 Member
    Can I be the first to say, I love the new pic, Angel?
    Can I second that by saying "schwing"? and good afternoon to you all?
  • mjpTennis
    mjpTennis Posts: 6,165 Member
    Good morning fellas, how are ya'll?

    G'Morning my SoCo. Do you beleive this northerner is still wearing shorts?...38 degrees out this morning....haha....Must be from New England
    Pirate, would you believe that I am one of the few that wears shorts year round on the NH seacoast? Frost warning Friday night....think I will be wearing shorts for the 8 am soccer?
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    Why does it smell like meatballs and egg farts in here?

    Is that a bad thing?
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    Good morning fellas, how are ya'll?

    G'Morning my SoCo. Do you beleive this northerner is still wearing shorts?...38 degrees out this morning....haha....Must be from New England
    Pirate, would you believe that I am one of the few that wears shorts year round on the NH seacoast? Frost warning Friday night....think I will be wearing shorts for the 8 am soccer?

    Does your wife get upset that you do this too?
  • mjpTennis
    mjpTennis Posts: 6,165 Member
    Does your wife get upset that you do this too?
    Yes and wouldn't you know she is good at handling all of the family publicity that this comes with?
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    Does your wife get upset that you do this too?
    Yes and wouldn't you know she is good at handling all of the family publicity that this comes with?

    are we married to the same wife?
  • mjpTennis
    mjpTennis Posts: 6,165 Member
    are we married to the same wife?
    Does she drink coffee too? :sad:
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    are we married to the same wife?
    Does she drink coffee too? :sad:

    would you beleive only the overly flavored ones? Did you watch any baseball last night? Where the heck is DVS?
  • phoenix_59
    phoenix_59 Posts: 1,123
    is anyone else here cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs or is it just me?
  • mjpTennis
    mjpTennis Posts: 6,165 Member
    Didn't watch baseball as I was watching.....tennis of course.....wasn't it amazing that the Yankees are starting to get the ARod out of their *kitten*? or is it bad if you are a Yankee hater?
  • mjpTennis
    mjpTennis Posts: 6,165 Member

    would you beleive only the overly flavored ones? Did you watch any baseball last night? Where the heck is DVS?
    Sounds the same to me....isn't her real drink ammerretto on the rocks though?
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
    Is this where I check in?
  • mjpTennis
    mjpTennis Posts: 6,165 Member
    Is this where I check in?
    Indeed....and can you put your clothes over there on the counter and grab one of those aprons as we are out of smocks?
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member

    would you beleive only the overly flavored ones? Did you watch any baseball last night? Where the heck is DVS?
    Sounds the same to me....isn't her real drink ammerretto on the rocks though?

    Okay there's the difference...My wife's real drink is Ice Cream. You think our wives are similar because we are alike?....how many scientific theories would support this?
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    Is she going to cook for us?

    Dean, hurry put down those Cocoa Puffs
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
    Do you know how efficient I am? I came in without clothes. What's your poison fellas?
  • mjpTennis
    mjpTennis Posts: 6,165 Member
    Do you know how efficient I am? I came in without clothes. What's your poison fellas?
    Can I be the first one to come out of the trance and say it was cocoa puffs.....but now is a double latte?
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
    Can I admit now that I've never even brewed coffee?
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    Good afternoon Mandi!! No clothes???

    Chelle, do you know it will get better darlin?

    Guys, can I admit I like the flavored coffee too, but usually just drink the regular Folgers?
  • mjpTennis
    mjpTennis Posts: 6,165 Member
    Can I admit now that I've never even brewed coffee?
    Can I say that it would burn if you brewed anything on your double lattes?
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
    Do you know your avi scares me?
  • MIchelleH2027
    MIchelleH2027 Posts: 1,239 Member
    Good afternoon Mandi!! No clothes???

    Chelle, do you know it will get better darlin?

    Guys, can I admit I like the flavored coffee too, but usually just drink the regular Folgers?

    Do you think punching someone in the the junk would help? Cuz I think it would....

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