chocolate covered zombie elves (questions only)

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  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    Did you know if I told you what I did I would have to kill you?

    ok...did you know that I know people like that? And I don't ask them nothing
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    Can I please kick someones *kitten*? it would make me feel Better... BTW What do all you guys do for work?
    How about we just wrestle?

    Do you think you can take me?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Did you know I will give it my best shot?
  • mommy2AR
    mommy2AR Posts: 2,796 Member
    Can I please kick someones *kitten*? it would make me feel Better... BTW What do all you guys do for work?

    would you believe I am a stay at home mommy?
    Would you believe I am also a stay-at-home-mommy?

    Can I say no I dont believe you? :) lol
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    Do you know I might like that? :devil: :smile:

    Can we make a deal that if we ever do meat fro drinks some day me and you wrestle after a couple? I think it would be funny:laugh:
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Why would that be funny? Because I would have your face in the dirt?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Did you know that I work behind the scenes of a bank. I do some auditing of holds, I also work on the accounts that have been forced closed, frozen, or blocked. I have my hands in the stop payments area and paper draft disputes. Are you yawning yet? Did you know the real boring part is when I have to help with the Levy’s and Garnishments and all the legal crap that goes along with it? Do you think this is why I would rather hang out with all y’all?
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    Why would that be funny? Because I would have your face in the dirt?

    Oh smack talk? Do you know I can curl more than you body weight, little fly?
  • dinovino_59
    dinovino_59 Posts: 1,700
    ouch babe!! somebody call an amberlance...you ok Pirate?
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    Did you know that I work behind the scenes of a bank. I do some auditing of holds, I also work on the accounts that have been forced closed, frozen, or blocked. I have my hands in the stop payments area and paper draft disputes. Are you yawning yet? Did you know the real boring part is when I have to help with the Levy’s and Garnishments and all the legal crap that goes along with it? Do you think this is why I would rather hang out with all y’all?

    did you know that is a good cover story? :laugh:
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Did you know that I work behind the scenes of a bank. I do some auditing of holds, I also work on the accounts that have been forced closed, frozen, or blocked. I have my hands in the stop payments area and paper draft disputes. Are you yawning yet? Did you know the real boring part is when I have to help with the Levy’s and Garnishments and all the legal crap that goes along with it? Do you think this is why I would rather hang out with all y’all?

    did you know that is a good cover story? :laugh:
    :wink:
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Why would that be funny? Because I would have your face in the dirt?

    Oh smack talk? Do you know I can curl more than you body weight, little fly?
    You would have to catch me first :tongue:
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    So what do you say Dawn, do we bill it as "The Irrestible Force vs. The Immovable Object"? We have to have drinks first though.
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    Can I please kick someones *kitten*? it would make me feel Better... BTW What do all you guys do for work?

    Good morning!!!

    Can I tell you that I work in the credit dept for a large underwear company which now has expanded beyond just underwear? I research the shipping documents of our customers to determine if everything is in order to issue credit or file a claim with the carrier. I also assist with filing and/or scanning documents.
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    Why would that be funny? Because I would have your face in the dirt?

    Oh smack talk? Do you know I can curl more than you body weight, little fly?
    You would have to catch me first :tongue:

    Was that a question?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    So what do you say Dawn, do we bill it as "The Irrestible Force vs. The Immovable Object"? We have to have drinks first though.

    Are you afraid that if you dont get me drunk first that you will indeed be eating dirt?
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    ouch babe!! somebody call an amberlance...you ok Pirate?

    Dean, you gonna ref?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Why would that be funny? Because I would have your face in the dirt?

    Oh smack talk? Do you know I can curl more than you body weight, little fly?
    Wouldnt you have to catch me first? :tongue:

    Was that a question?

    better?^
  • dinovino_59
    dinovino_59 Posts: 1,700
    Can I please kick someones *kitten*? it would make me feel Better... BTW What do all you guys do for work?

    Good morning!!!

    Can I tell you that I work in the credit dept for a large underwear company which now has expanded beyond just underwear? I research the shipping documents of our customers to determine if everything is in order to issue credit or file a claim with the carrier. I also assist with filing and/or scanning documents.

    did you know that my brother in law used to be so large that when he put his BVD's on it spelled BOULEVARD..?
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    So what do you say Dawn, do we bill it as "The Irrestible Force vs. The Immovable Object"? We have to have drinks first though.

    Are you afraid that if you dont get me drunk first that you will indeed be eating dirt?

    Are you making a dessert called "glorified dirt"?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Did you know yo mamma so fat, that when she logged onto myspace, it said no space left!
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    Did you know yo mamma so fat, she wore a malcolm X jacket and a helicopter landed on her?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    So what do you say Dawn, do we bill it as "The Irrestible Force vs. The Immovable Object"? We have to have drinks first though.

    Are you afraid that if you dont get me drunk first that you will indeed be eating dirt?

    Are you making a dessert called "glorified dirt"?

    Did you know I am? Its served right after the can of whoop *kitten* you get for lunch :laugh:
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    Do you know I'm glad to know what you all are doing?
  • MikeyD1280
    MikeyD1280 Posts: 5,257
    Did you know that mamma's so fat, when she wore a red shirt people yelled out.. oh noo its Kool-aid? :sad: sooo lame!!!
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    Do you all know you crack me up?

    Did Dean state what he does? What about you Pirate? Dawn is gonna kill us if she tells us so I'd rather stay in suspense...LOL
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    Dawn- Are you a Chef, coz you keep feeding me soup? You couldn't fight your way ouy of a wet paper bag...you couldn't beat eggs and you couldn't whip cream...are you ready to meet thunder and lightning?

    Sheila- I am a chemist, but am currently working in a boring regulatory position:grumble: Wish I was back on the bench
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Ever have one of those days when you feel like you are a chihuahua barking at a mastiff?
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    Dawn- Its all in good fun, Don't you know I'd sooner hug you than wrestle you:flowerforyou:

    Or were you talking about tuesday?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Pirate, dont you know I was refering to myself as the mastiff, wanna guess which one you are? :laugh:
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