chocolate covered zombie elves (questions only)

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  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    Do you know I am feircely loyal and faithful? I am guessing Elvis is too
  • WhiskeyCity
    WhiskeyCity Posts: 711 Member
    Have you ever heard, a man is only as faithful as his options?

    May I introduce you to the most faithful man on the planet?

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  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Are you introducing me to your hand? :laugh:
  • MikeyD1280
    MikeyD1280 Posts: 5,257
    Have you ever heard, a man is only as faithful as his options?

    can I say that I would never cheat because I have never cheated?
  • WhiskeyCity
    WhiskeyCity Posts: 711 Member
    @DVS - Can you go back to pg 5 and look at my "edited" post?
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    wow DVS...A little edgy today?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Did you guys know that I do believe that you are all very faithful husbands? Could that be why you guys all rock?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    wow DVS...A little edgy today?

    Did you know I didnt mean to upset all the guys?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Can I go hide behind a rock now?
  • WhiskeyCity
    WhiskeyCity Posts: 711 Member
    Can I go hide behind a rock now?

    Did you say, "hide behind a c*ck?"

    (better?):wink:
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    wow DVS...A little edgy today?

    Did you know I didnt mean to upset all the guys?

    Who's upset? not me I like edgy/fiesty women
  • mommy2AR
    mommy2AR Posts: 2,796 Member
    Did you know you guys are mad crazy? lol
  • dinovino_59
    dinovino_59 Posts: 1,700
    is it ok to cheat on yourself....use the right when it has always been the left?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    *peaks out, from behind her rock* Safe to come out?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    is it ok to cheat on yourself....use the right when it has always been the left?

    Are you really a lefty?
  • WhiskeyCity
    WhiskeyCity Posts: 711 Member
    What if you do it Army style..."Your Left, Your Left, Your Left, Your Right, Your Left!"?
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    Okay, who's laying the smack down on themself?
  • mommy2AR
    mommy2AR Posts: 2,796 Member
    What if you do it Army style..."Your Left, Your Left, Your Left, Your Right, Your Left!"?

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • dinovino_59
    dinovino_59 Posts: 1,700
    is it ok to cheat on yourself....use the right when it has always been the left?

    Are you really a lefty?

    can I say that's right?
  • mommy2AR
    mommy2AR Posts: 2,796 Member
    Can I ask you to use your lefty on me ?
  • MikeyD1280
    MikeyD1280 Posts: 5,257
    is it hot in here?
  • dinovino_59
    dinovino_59 Posts: 1,700
    do you really have to ask?
  • mommy2AR
    mommy2AR Posts: 2,796 Member
    Would that be too presumptuous of me?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Is everyone speechless?
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    Good afternoon!! What is going on?
  • MikeyD1280
    MikeyD1280 Posts: 5,257
    did you know that I need to behave?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Mikey, why do you need to behave?
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    Dawn, do you know you took the words out of my mouth (fingertips)?
  • littlemoonsandy
    littlemoonsandy Posts: 1,930
    what did i miss? lol pirate dont you know it takes alot more than that to make me mad?
  • MikeyD1280
    MikeyD1280 Posts: 5,257
    what did i miss? lol pirate dont you know it takes alot more than that to make me mad?
    like no more rides on the cannon?