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chocolate covered zombie elves (questions only)

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  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    Would you believe I would give it my best shot? What's the number, chicka? LOL
  • PomegranatePriestess
    PomegranatePriestess Posts: 2,455 Member
    Can I pop in to say congrats to Sheila? :drinker:
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    May i thank you, Angel? HI!
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    Would I lie to you?

    Now Would I say something that wasn't true?
    I'm asking you sugar would I lie?
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    Can it be beer-thrity right now? :drinker:

    Can I join you?
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    May I offer congrats as weel Sheila? But I hit on you quite often....:wink:
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    May I offer congrats as weel Sheila? But I hit on you quite often....:wink:

    Thank you Greg! However, would you not agree you are not some random guy at this point?
  • MIchelleH2027
    MIchelleH2027 Posts: 1,239 Member
    Can it be beer-thrity right now? :drinker:

    Can I join you?

    Can we enjoy that drink on a warm tropical island on sunday?
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    Can it be beer-thrity right now? :drinker:

    Can I join you?

    Can we enjoy that drink on a warm tropical island on sunday?

    So you're Coming to Aruba then? :drinker: :devil:
  • MIchelleH2027
    MIchelleH2027 Posts: 1,239 Member
    Coming?....Don't you know I was so excited that I am already half way there?
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    May I offer congrats as weel Sheila? But I hit on you quite often....:wink:

    Thank you Greg! However, would you not agree you are not some random guy at this point?

    How can I argue with that pic....lol
  • MikeyD1280
    MikeyD1280 Posts: 5,257
    What did you do to get this trip?
  • MIchelleH2027
    MIchelleH2027 Posts: 1,239 Member
    Do you think that may be a story not for the innocent?
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    Coming?....Don't you know I was so excited that I am already half way there?

    Do you know thios made me lol?
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    Do you think that may be a story not for the innocent?

    Who in this group is innocent?
  • MIchelleH2027
    MIchelleH2027 Posts: 1,239 Member
    Do you think we have corrupted everyone by now? I was so innocent, shy, and quiet when I came here looking for emotional and dietary support. :flowerforyou:
  • MikeyD1280
    MikeyD1280 Posts: 5,257
    do you know if we combined dawns page and this one, we would be on part 101?
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    Do you think we have corrupted everyone by now? I was so innocent, shy, and quiet when I came here looking for emotional and dietary support. :flowerforyou:

    Would you believe me if I told you I was too? :bigsmile:
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    do you know if we combined dawns page and this one, we would be on part 101?

    How funny is that?
  • MIchelleH2027
    MIchelleH2027 Posts: 1,239 Member
    Do you know what you would get if you combined a cow and a trampoline?
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    Please tell me before it's time to go?
  • MIchelleH2027
    MIchelleH2027 Posts: 1,239 Member
    Do you think the answer could be "a milkshake"? :laugh:
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    Is that cute or what? :laugh:
  • lisa28115
    lisa28115 Posts: 17,271 Member
    Who's cute ???
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    Did you not realize I was talking about the joke she told?
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    May I start the morning off with a joke I saw this morning?

    A young woman from Louisiana was pulled over for speeding. A Louisiana State Trooper walks up to her window and flips open his ticket book. She says to him “I bet you are going to try to sell me a ticket to the Louisiana State Trooper’s Ball” He replies “Louisiana State Troopers don’t have balls” There was a moment of silence, the trooper closed his book, tipped his hat, got back in his patrol car and left.
  • MIchelleH2027
    MIchelleH2027 Posts: 1,239 Member
    May I just say....hahaha!!??
  • MIchelleH2027
    MIchelleH2027 Posts: 1,239 Member
    Would you think it is weird that a person wakes up craving a baby spinach salad, so she had one for breakfast?
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    Hey girl!! Did you have anything with the baby spinach?
  • MIchelleH2027
    MIchelleH2027 Posts: 1,239 Member
    I did....How does cherry tomatoes, bacon, a few croutons, and just enough bacon and onion dressing to mix it all together sound?

    Did you see my post about spilling my lunch? I could sure go for another salad about now!
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