A letter to Stinky Gym Goers

stellcorb

I have a quick letter for all stinky gym goers....
I'm not here to judge... if you haven't showered in a while or washed your gym clothes for the last 4 work-outs... more power to you, I'm all for conserving water myself. If you really like your perfume and feel the need to bathe in it, I have no qualms.
But I plead of you... please, please, please, never get on a cardio machine next to a pregnant woman!
Fun fact: pregnant women have an exceptional sense of smell, so it's amplified... and we have to breath heavy since we have another person occupying part of our lung space. And oh yeah, it takes all the energy and will we have to do our 30 minutes of cardio 5 days a week at 6AM when our bellies stick out further than our ample breasts and our ankles resemble sausages.
So ladies and gentlemen, if there is any chance you may have an odor... no matter how mild.. please have a heart and give us pregnant chicks some space at the gym!