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Call Out and/or Defend Yourself

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  • kgprice11
    kgprice11 Posts: 749 Member
    If I take an especially impressive crap, I like leaving it to show off to the next toilet user.

    :laugh:

    I would expect nothing less from you. :smooched:

    hahaha epic!!! I dont flush public urinals after I use them to build up the amount of pee in them until (hopefully) they overflow!! Waterfall of gold!! heheh
  • k8blujay2
    k8blujay2 Posts: 4,941 Member
    I always want to know what exactly motivates people to crank their car stereo up to the point that everyone in a 1-mile radius can both hear and feel you?

    I like to watch the rear-view mirror vibrate. :blushing:

    I always hope that I get to see their car parts falling off because of the vibration.... my bil works in car audio and he used to do that too... until he got tired of having to keep tightening the bolts in his car because they would shake loose all the time... :laugh:
  • bzmom
    bzmom Posts: 1,332 Member
    My question is why would the car that is driving 15 miles and hour would move from driving behind the semi only to drive at the same speed????? the semi is not moving any slower just stay freeking behind it!!

    /end rant
  • Di3012
    Di3012 Posts: 2,247 Member
    On the bathroom thread.... I always wonder why it takes women so damn long to do their business and get out... lines are always exponentially long for women's public restrooms then mens... it drives me batty! and I am a woman.... it shouldn't take 30 minutes to take a piss and no one cares how "put together" you are when you are walking out of the stall either... do your business and get out.

    Can't fault this ^, absolutely agree! Notice there is rarely a queue outside the bloke's loos, I guess they just can't wait to get back to the action lol
  • losingthehealthyway
    losingthehealthyway Posts: 46
    My question is why would the car that is driving 15 miles and hour would move from driving behind the semi only to drive at the same speed????? the semi is not moving any slower just stay freeking behind it!!

    /end rant
    Because semis kick up gravel and debris, and I don't want that hitting my windshield. (Although you probably still won't catch me going 15 mph where the speed limit is anywhere above 25.)
  • merrillfoster
    merrillfoster Posts: 855 Member
    Why are you in the left lane when you need to exit right in 1/4 mile? I see your license plate and KNOW you live here, so you must know where you're going. Is it really necessary to cut across 4 lanes of freeway traffic to make your exit at the last minute? Not to mention that you give me a heart attack on the way to work. It ruins my whole morning! :noway:

    Ahhh, the Jersey Sweep...

    If you are not the fastest person in the left lane, you're in the way. Move your *kitten* over. Also, learn to merge, people (I live in DC and my commute spans both beltways and a portion of 95...FML).
  • auroranflash
    auroranflash Posts: 3,569 Member
    I would like to know: why would a person wait in line at an ATM, pull up to it, then decide to take out their ATM card, and take forever deciding what they need to do. Do you not already know if you need to w/drawal $$, how much, or deposit $?

    Every time i go i get behind someone that takes forever figuring this all out.

    I have 'ATM Rage'

    :devil:

    I hate this, as I already have anxiety about waiting around too long at ATM's, too many people have been robbed at them around here (one of whom was a little old lady who they then sexually assaulted - augh). I am always hyper vigilant and GTFO of there as soon as possible.
  • 4x4play
    4x4play Posts: 200 Member
    I always want to know what exactly motivates people to crank their car stereo up to the point that everyone in a 1-mile radius can both hear and feel you?

    I like to watch the rear-view mirror vibrate. :blushing:

    i love the vibration! My music is usually always loud.
  • d0gma
    d0gma Posts: 3,966 Member
    I always want to know what exactly motivates people to crank their car stereo up to the point that everyone in a 1-mile radius can both hear and feel you?

    I like to watch the rear-view mirror vibrate. :blushing:

    i love the vibration! My music is usually always loud.

    I like to drive with my windows down, and I can't hear my music over the interstate. By the time I get to regular streets, it doesn't sound as loud to me as it does to people who haven't just been on the interstate.
  • BaconMD
    BaconMD Posts: 1,165 Member
    I always flush the urinals but the poo doesn't go down.
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
    I always flush the urinals but the poo doesn't go down.

    Bwahahahaha!!! :laugh:
  • macpatti
    macpatti Posts: 4,280 Member
    Why, when I'm driving and my husband is in the passenger seat, does he check HIS blindspots when he knows I'm about to change lanes? Just look foward; I got this.
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    I drive really slow in the ultra fast lane while people behind me are going insane...

    I use public toilets & I piss on the seat...I walk around in the summer time sayin' "how 'bout this heat!"
  • auroranflash
    auroranflash Posts: 3,569 Member
    I always flush the urinals but the poo doesn't go down.

    Somebody left me one once when I used to manage a Subway restaurant :angry:
  • marie_2454
    marie_2454 Posts: 881 Member
    Do you ever wonder what is going through the minds of people who:

    Drive slow in the left lane
    Merge onto the highway driving 20+ mph slower then the traffic your merging in with
    Don't flush public toilets :sick:

    If you're one of those people please explain why. Or if you'd like to have someone explain a mystery to you, ask here. :tongue:

    I don't know about that last one, but I'm pretty sure there's a committee for the first 2 and they do it just to piss me off. :laugh:
  • sfarrell1359
    sfarrell1359 Posts: 63 Member
    I hate people who use the shoulder as a lane and then try to cut in at the last minute. And they beep at you and give you the finger for not wanting to let them in. Merge and sit in traffic like everyone else. I wish there were more cops sitting in the shoulder lanes to give tickets.
  • scapez
    scapez Posts: 2,018 Member
    I hate people who use the shoulder as a lane and then try to cut in at the last minute. And they beep at you and give you the finger for not wanting to let them in. Merge and sit in traffic like everyone else. I wish there were more cops sitting in the shoulder lanes to give tickets.

    I saw two people get busted last night doing just that! :laugh:
  • MizCJ84
    MizCJ84 Posts: 335 Member
    I like (and I use the term loosely...) people who stop dead in the merge lane and almost cause a 20 car pile up....

    ^^^^YES! This drives me crazy!!! It is a yield/merge sign, not a STOP sign!!!
  • torygirl79
    torygirl79 Posts: 307 Member
    I want to know why anyone would spend more than I earn a year on a car then drive it at 20mph below the speed limit in the fast lane?

    Seriously a 10 year old Nissan Micra you can excuse, but a top of the range Mercedes.....
  • sfarrell1359
    sfarrell1359 Posts: 63 Member
    I hate people who use the shoulder as a lane and then try to cut in at the last minute. And they beep at you and give you the finger for not wanting to let them in. Merge and sit in traffic like everyone else. I wish there were more cops sitting in the shoulder lanes to give tickets.

    I saw two people get busted last night doing just that! :laugh:

    = )
  • kechiemc
    kechiemc Posts: 1,355 Member
    On the bathroom thread.... I always wonder why it takes women so damn long to do their business and get out... lines are always exponentially long for women's public restrooms then mens... it drives me batty! and I am a woman.... it shouldn't take 30 minutes to take a piss and no one cares how "put together" you are when you are walking out of the stall either... do your business and get out.

    I think the women are in the stalls trying not to touch anything.:laugh: When I encounter this situation, if there is no line in the men's rooms and there are stalls, I use the mens.:embarassed: The other women with me are horrified but I get to use the bathroom and they are still on line when I come out.
  • nevertoolate2
    nevertoolate2 Posts: 309 Member
    I always want to know what exactly motivates people to crank their car stereo up to the point that everyone in a 1-mile radius can both hear and feel you?


    Because people generally have very bad taste in music and need to be educated. :wink:
  • karylee44
    karylee44 Posts: 892
    I always want to know what exactly motivates people to crank their car stereo up to the point that everyone in a 1-mile radius can both hear and feel you?

    I like to watch the rear-view mirror vibrate. :blushing:

    i love the vibration! My music is usually always loud.

    i have to say.. when im in a manic state (im bipolar) i crank up classical music. its all about the vibrations.. feeling the music, expecially the low notes, is somehow very conforting.
  • k2charmed4u
    k2charmed4u Posts: 282
    I want to know why people think they can harass you with their car by being about 6 feet away from your rear bumper while driving. What part of if "I need to break you're to close to stop and will end up in my front damn passanger seat" don't they get! Morons! Rant over :wink: :happy: :laugh:
  • TurnLeftNow
    TurnLeftNow Posts: 171
    I like (and I use the term loosely...) people who stop dead in the merge lane and almost cause a 20 car pile up....

    About 8ish years ago when I was younger, I actually hit someone who was stopped dead in the merge lane. It isn't a real merge lane, it is an actual lane so there is absolutely no reason to stop or slow down, just check over your shoulder to make sure no one is deciding to change lanes. I was looking over my shoulder and then I looked in front of me and I was like nooo! *screeeeeeeeetch* Thankfully it was only a bump, but still!

    I always flush the toilet in public restrooms because I assume that the person that comes after me is going to flush it anyway if I try and leave it, and most people if they see anything in there they move on to the next stall. However I don't want to flush because I do believe in the "if it is yellow let it mellow" and I drink a lot of water so my pee is usually a very light color, it seems like such a waste to flush it.

    I think women take a really long time in the bathroom because you have to undress your lower half, sit down and do your business, clean up the business area and then re-dress your lower half. That takes quite a bit longer than unzipping something and whipping it out.

    What I have always wondered, someone PLEASE TELL ME. Why do people take a FULL CART LOAD of groceries into the self check out lanes? WHY?! WHHHYYYYY.
  • TurnLeftNow
    TurnLeftNow Posts: 171
    I killed it?
  • Klamber26
    Klamber26 Posts: 212


    What I have always wondered, someone PLEASE TELL ME. Why do people take a FULL CART LOAD of groceries into the self check out lanes? WHY?! WHHHYYYYY.

    I went grocery shopping with my mother the other day and she did this. I kept having to stack bags on top of one another so that the machine could keep record of the weight. When I asked why, she said it was because she didn't want to have to wait in line...
  • PunkyRachel
    PunkyRachel Posts: 1,959 Member
    I always want to know what exactly motivates people to crank their car stereo up to the point that everyone in a 1-mile radius can both hear and feel you?

    To drown out all other noise. lol I'm guilty of this.
  • PunkyRachel
    PunkyRachel Posts: 1,959 Member
    Why to drivers feel the need to come to a complete stop before turning. I can understand slowing down, but when I have to slam my brakes to not hit you, it's ridiculous!
  • PunkyRachel
    PunkyRachel Posts: 1,959 Member
    I want to know why people think they can harass you with their car by being about 6 feet away from your rear bumper while driving. What part of if "I need to break you're to close to stop and will end up in my front damn passanger seat" don't they get! Morons! Rant over :wink: :happy: :laugh:

    I will ride someones bumper if they are driving too slow, and I can't get around them. In hopes that they spend up.
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