Anyone love children?

Krazy_Kat
Krazy_Kat Posts: 212
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I do, but the calorie count is way to high and I had to give them up.

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  • coliema
    coliema Posts: 7,646 Member
    ......................................................I would think the calorie burn is too high.................................
  • crazy8ts
    crazy8ts Posts: 360
    a nice butter sauce... sprinkle of garlic powder... I wait for my 'cheat' days...
  • SuffolkSally
    SuffolkSally Posts: 964 Member
    The seasoning has to be spot on
  • patchesgizmo
    patchesgizmo Posts: 244 Member
    :bigsmile: my cat loves to nibble on them while they sleep, and the dog would prefer to bury them for a week and then dig them up and chew on them.

    :laugh: In fact he has recently indicated to me that my son should be just about ripe right now, he was buried September 2010. :tongue:
  • _Ben
    _Ben Posts: 1,608 Member
    I actually lol'd. Rare situation, but good one
  • sktllmdrhmz
    sktllmdrhmz Posts: 1,799 Member
    Nice. This thread was actually about the joke I was going to make.

    And patches, with no emoticons whatsoever that post is creepy as hell.
  • mslack01
    mslack01 Posts: 823 Member
    Nice. This thread was actually about the joke I was going to make.

    And patches, with no emoticons whatsoever that post is creepy as hell.

    ^^^^this....LOL
  • mslack01
    mslack01 Posts: 823 Member
    it rubs the lotion on its skin....
  • CarriLu123
    CarriLu123 Posts: 82 Member
    And patches, with no emoticons whatsoever that post is creepy as hell.


    ^^^^This
  • Cliffslosinit
    Cliffslosinit Posts: 5,044 Member
    my cat loves to nibble on them while they sleep, and the dog would prefer to bury them for a week and then dig them up and chew on them.

    In fact he has recently indicated to me that my son should be just about ripe right now, he was buried September 2010.

    Is this an excerpt from your personal diary?
  • Shannon2714
    Shannon2714 Posts: 843 Member
    You're obviously not letting them marinate long enough....and, you should look for boneless, skinless versions...MUCH healthier!

    LMAO ;-)
  • patchesgizmo
    patchesgizmo Posts: 244 Member
    :tongue:
    Nice. This thread was actually about the joke I was going to make.

    And patches, with no emoticons whatsoever that post is creepy as hell.

    Roflmao! I know sorry, sense of humour is truly twisted. My son was born with a heart condition. He was actually one of the oldest with his heart condition still living. We often joked on music we wanted played at our funeral, etc. I always told them to cremate me and sprinkle me over the garden, so when the wind blows I can talk to them thru the flowers...................... And yes, ADAMS FAMILY was always one of our favorite movies.

    :tongue: :laugh: :wink:

    It is all in the way you face life, you can sit and cry and feel sorry for yourself or you can make fun of it and keep going. I have cried, now it is time to live and find the funny in the sad things. Even if it has to be truly twisted and weird.
  • HauteP1nk
    HauteP1nk Posts: 2,139 Member
    Yes! Provides more energy than caffeine!

    After a good dose of children I always feel like building a fort or jumping on the bed like a monkey.
  • Krazy_Kat
    Krazy_Kat Posts: 212
    So maybe I need to work out more. Boil, not fry and a limit of one for the weekend only.

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