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Just for laughs..lighten up the board a bit

GermanicKnight
GermanicKnight Posts: 445
edited December 2024 in Chit-Chat
What would you do if you were half the size you are right now for a week? What would you do that you could not normally do?

Example: I am 5'8" (68 inches) tall, so I would be 2'10" (34 inches) tall.

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  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    Okay. But you didn't tell us what you would do at 2'10" tall. :laugh:

    That's okay. I already know. :wink:
  • GermanicKnight
    GermanicKnight Posts: 445
    I would first find some clothes that fit. Then, I would find a bike small enough so I could reach the pedals and go to the park and play on all the stuff I could normally not fit on. I would try not to get in a fight with the kids there, most of them would be bigger than me. :P

    I would then go to a bar and hit on women. See if I could pick any up. (Actually I think they would pick me up! LMAO!)

    I would also go to movies for cheaper, eat kids meals at restaurants for cheaper (kids menu), and call in to work for the week!
  • mslack01
    mslack01 Posts: 823 Member
    I am 5ft 3in so I would be about 2ft 6 1/2 inches?

    Probably wouldn't be that different for me. LOL. Except I might not be able to reach my cabinets even with the step stool. I hate dragging out the step stool. Worst part of being a shorty.
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    I would be around 3' tall and I think my list is probably about the same. Except for the picking up chicks part.
  • ScottyNoHotty
    ScottyNoHotty Posts: 1,957 Member
    I'd ride around in a baby carriage and smoke cigars......
  • SoDamnHungry
    SoDamnHungry Posts: 6,998 Member
    I'd probably do exactly what I do now, but it would all be really inconvenient to do.
  • SoDamnHungry
    SoDamnHungry Posts: 6,998 Member
    I'd ride around in a baby carriage and smoke cigars......

    That's pretty awesome.
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    I'd ride around in a baby carriage and smoke cigars......

    I was thinking about the baby carriage thing.

    That actually reminds me of 'Who Framed Roger Rabbit?'
  • megsi474
    megsi474 Posts: 370 Member
    I'd win every limbo contest I could find.
  • mommy2AR
    mommy2AR Posts: 2,796 Member
    :laugh: I am 5'6" (66 inches) so I would be 33 inches. I would probably not be very happy for starters, lol

    If i were short .. I think I would try and fit into all the places that a taller person could not. I would ride all the little kids rides that I could. Honestly I wouldnt be very happy at 33 inches and would probably sulk and nap :bigsmile:
  • allisonmrn
    allisonmrn Posts: 721 Member
    I'd ride around in a baby carriage and smoke cigars......

    HAHAHA!! too funny;-)
  • juliecat1
    juliecat1 Posts: 3,450 Member
    I'd win every limbo contest I could find.

    That! I'm 5 11 so Id be right at 3 feet tall. I'd kill some limbo!

    And stuff I can't mention but everyone is thinking it
  • GermanicKnight
    GermanicKnight Posts: 445
    I'd ride around in a baby carriage and smoke cigars......

    Heck yes!! that would be awesome. However, I Am not wearing a diaper or a pullup! I rather be in the buff!
  • jackpotclown
    jackpotclown Posts: 3,275 Member
    hang out in the lollipop guild....peek up dorothy's dress \m/
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