What's your most embarrassing moment?
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I played guitar back in elementary school and I was at a string concert with my school. I had been playing guitar for a few years so I got placed in a more advanced group - which meant longer practices so I hardly ever got to see my friends. One day, we got out of practice early - around the same time as the novice group - so I wanted to catch up with my friends for lunch. I threw my guitar in the case as fast as I could, latched everything up and booked it down the hallway so I wouldn't miss them. I was running as fast as I could and the door was wide open for me when...
SMACK!
Definitely not a wide open door - just a very clean window.
I smacked into it so hard I got a bloody nose and fell backwards on my *kitten*. The worst of it was, everyone just stood there pointing and laughing at me rather than helping me up!!0 -
I was working overnights back in the day and after work, I went to my boyfriend's house and he was knocked out. I took off my uniform and climbed into bed, snuggled up to his side and got settled in to drool all over the place.
JUST as I was about to fall asleep, I may or may not have let out a little toot-a-roni. After dying from embarrassment while trying not to move and then realizing he was still aware of anything on the planet. I snuggle up again. JUST as I'm about to fall asleep...it happens again! This time while dying, I try not to wake him as I am giggling like an idiot.
It happened one more time and then I finally fell asleep
You made my story look like I am the grossest chick ever. My husband and I dont even try to hide our farts ahahha0 -
May 2007. I was at my heaviest of around 294(ish) pounds.
My sister was getting married and I was the Maid of Honor. It was going to be a *very* casual wedding and my sister told us not to worry about having matching bridesmaids dresses - just have them all be black.
Night before the wedding, she calls me and says she changed her mind and she wants us all to match.
I'm the Maid of Honor, so it's my job to take care of this.
I go down to Target and buy three identical black dresses.
I'm rather enormous (Size 24) but I squeezed into a Size 18 dress. It was very lowcut and had spaghetti straps. I tried it on with a bra but it was not a dress you could wear a bra with.
Next morning, I drive the 2+ hours down to the town the wedding was going to be on, go into the bathroom to change, and...
My boobs don't fit in the dress.
Uh oh.
The lady performing the wedding ceremony had a brooch that I used to hold the dress closed enough to (mostly) contain the girls for the wedding.
Disaster averted.
Then the wedding ends and the lady needs her brooch back.
Crap. Okay, I have to be careful, but the girls are sort of covered(ish).
Then it's time for the tossing of the bouquet.
My sister throws it. I lunge for it.
I fall out.
Completely.
Both boobs, completely out of my dress.
In front of my sisters, their husbands, my dad and stepdad, two of my grandfathers, various family and friends, and a VIDEO CAMERA.
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The first time I had sex I slipped off the bed, went head first into the ground and nearly knocked myself unconscious. Fortunately my little sister heard all the racket and came in to make sure I was okay0
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I was working overnights back in the day and after work, I went to my boyfriend's house and he was knocked out. I took off my uniform and climbed into bed, snuggled up to his side and got settled in to drool all over the place.
JUST as I was about to fall asleep, I may or may not have let out a little toot-a-roni. After dying from embarrassment while trying not to move and then realizing he was still aware of anything on the planet. I snuggle up again. JUST as I'm about to fall asleep...it happens again! This time while dying, I try not to wake him as I am giggling like an idiot.
It happened one more time and then I finally fell asleep
You made my story look like I am the grossest chick ever. My husband and I dont even try to hide our farts ahahha
Well, I think the fact that he was her boyfriend and not her husband of however many years makes the difference. Gosh, I WISH my husband (married 14+ years, together for 18) would hide his farts. He routinely lets them rip. Ick. We're kind of an open-door bathroom household, too, and I'm not sure whether that's the best policy. There should be some mystery, you know?0 -
Got carried away with a girlfriend when I was 17-18, her father was our minister, the house had a orangery/conservatory down the side of it which led from the kitchen to the dining room....we got carried away and having been told by her mum they were going out I decided to carry her into the dining room to use that table.....
She's on her back...I'm between her legs.....her Father, mum and other church members are at the far end of the drawing room....
Wrath of god.......holy crap0 -
Got carried away with a girlfriend when I was 17-18, her father was our minister, the house had a orangery/conservatory down the side of it which led from the kitchen to the dining room....we got carried away and having been told by her mum they were going out I decided to carry her into the dining room to use that table.....
She's on her back...I'm between her legs.....her Father, mum and other church members are at the far end of the drawing room....
Wrath of god.......holy crap
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I was working overnights back in the day and after work, I went to my boyfriend's house and he was knocked out. I took off my uniform and climbed into bed, snuggled up to his side and got settled in to drool all over the place.
JUST as I was about to fall asleep, I may or may not have let out a little toot-a-roni. After dying from embarrassment while trying not to move and then realizing he was still aware of anything on the planet. I snuggle up again. JUST as I'm about to fall asleep...it happens again! This time while dying, I try not to wake him as I am giggling like an idiot.
It happened one more time and then I finally fell asleep
You made my story look like I am the grossest chick ever. My husband and I dont even try to hide our farts ahahha
Well, I think the fact that he was her boyfriend and not her husband of however many years makes the difference. Gosh, I WISH my husband (married 14+ years, together for 18) would hide his farts. He routinely lets them rip. Ick. We're kind of an open-door bathroom household, too, and I'm not sure whether that's the best policy. There should be some mystery, you know?
yeah, exactly!
For what it's worth...farts are farkin' hilarious. A coworker made a noise the other day and I was like 'Did you fart?' , because I really wasn't sure...he could have TOTALLY played it off as his boot rubbing on the chair or the chair on the desk, but his face immediately turned red and everyone in the office LOST IT. I'm talking, CRYING we were laughing so hard. He SWORE it was the ONLY time it had happened...yeah, right0 -
The guy I like asked me to go ice-skating with him (it was an even set up by our university). The way my university rules go, guys & girls aren't normally allowed to hold hands and all that. But for this, we could. We both having a good time, enjoying the ice and each other's company. I come from a family with a history of weak joints. That night, my knees and ankles started giving me trouble, but I toughed it out. Bad idea. I slipped, gripped the poor guy's hand within an inch of his life, used my other hand to grab his shoulder to steady myself. But it was too late. I fell forward, right into (and on top of...) him, and ended up knocking both of us over. The worst part? His sister's date came rushing over ready to smack my date because her date thought it was my date's fault. Awkward.
And then there was that time on another date (same guy. poor guy had no idea he was picking such a klutz) when we were running, holding hands, the guy tripped, pulled me down with him and I landed right on top of him. In front of 50 other people. Eeeesh.0 -
Oh my, this is GREAT!! I have tears in my eyes I am laughing so hard. Sounds like something I would do!One night I was having a little one on one time with my vibrator, I guess I didn't lock the door, and my daughter came in half asleep. In a panic, I threw it into my purse on my nightstand. I forgot about until I had to go to the courthouse to pay my son's speeding ticket....put my purse through the x-ray machine thingy, and still didn't think about the vibrator until I saw the guard's face. She opened up my purse, saw what the questionable object was, shut the purse and gave me a wink. Thankfully it was a female guard.0
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My girlfriend and I were getting pretty serious in bed once; and in the heat of the moment, I farted. We laughed hysterically.0
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here's mine: at the gym --- one time I forgot to wear waterproof mascara...so after my cycle class I looked like something out of Twisted Sister - it was CRAZY running down my face. No mirrors, so of course when I got in the locker room I about died.
And here's the second...I never have acne - but one day I had one on my forehead...I'm running on the treadmill and keep wiping the sweat off my forehead...I'm running for about an hour and afterwards I realize that the pimple had popped and I had blood running down my face. Seriously....didn't notice once again until I went into the locker room. And about died.
Then once I forgot to wear my shorts that don't lock in moisture, so it looked like I wet my pants ( I sweat A LOT) and omg...
how I show my face in the gym is beyond me. literally. oh, and then there's the time I fell on my *kitten* during a cardio muscle class...or tripped off the treadmill.......
jesus. i can't go back. thanks for the bad trip down memory lane! I'm going to hide now!!!!!
LOL!! Too funny!!!0 -
At least you didn't trip up the escalator.My most embarrassing moment was when I tripped on an escalator and cut my knee up really badly.
LOL!!!
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Got carried away with a girlfriend when I was 17-18, her father was our minister, the house had a orangery/conservatory down the side of it which led from the kitchen to the dining room....we got carried away and having been told by her mum they were going out I decided to carry her into the dining room to use that table.....
She's on her back...I'm between her legs.....her Father, mum and other church members are at the far end of the drawing room....
Wrath of god.......holy crap
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Hmm My life is full of moments like these but I'll pick a recent one since it's fresh in my mind!
Soooo my boyfriend, mom and I decided to rent a house together starting in January this year (Yes, clearly I was smoking crack at the time I agreed to this...). Anyway, we have one neighbor with an extremely loud truck and apparently my mom seems to think that he must be overcompensating for something (if you know what I mean...
) if he needs a truck THAT loud! So it's become a running joke in our house about the "little" man next door! :laugh:
On Valentine's Day, my boyfriend and I were in our bathroom getting ready for the day (my mom has her own bathroom) and he's just getting out of the shower and he starts goofing off doing all these weird sexy poses in the nude for me and telling me how I'm lucky that he does this for me. I'm just laughing at him/shaking my head when all of a sudden my mom busts through the door! We all stop deer in headlights, look at his penis then back at her and she runs out saying oops, sorry etc. I wasn't positive she actually saw anything until she starts says something about him not needing a big truck. I guess she thought we didn't hear her and she says it again...and again! OMG stop it!!! You're my mom!!! lol
So, needless to say, we now have 2 running jokes in the house! :laugh: :laugh:0 -
Hmm My life is full of moments like these but I'll pick a recent one since it's fresh in my mind!
Soooo my boyfriend, mom and I decided to rent a house together starting in January this year (Yes, clearly I was smoking crack at the time I agreed to this...). Anyway, we have one neighbor with an extremely loud truck and apparently my mom seems to think that he must be overcompensating for something (if you know what I mean... ) if he needs a truck THAT loud! So it's become a running joke in our house about the "little" man next door! :laugh:
On Valentine's Day, my boyfriend and I were in our bathroom getting ready for the day (my mom has her own bathroom) and he's just getting out of the shower and he starts goofing off doing all these weird sexy poses in the nude for me and telling me how I'm lucky that he does this for me. I'm just laughing at him/shaking my head when all of a sudden my mom busts through the door! We all stop deer in headlights, look at his penis then back at her and she runs out saying oops, sorry etc. I wasn't positive she actually saw anything until she starts says something about him not needing a big truck. I guess she thought we didn't hear her and she says it again...and again! OMG stop it!!! You're my mom!!! lol
So, needless to say, we now have 2 running jokes in the house! :laugh: :laugh:
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Was taking a shower and since I like to keep music on while showering, my song came on and I started doing the running man in the shower. At the time, my bathrooms came with shower curtains. I slipped, I grabbed the shower curtain, and fell out of the shower. I was lathered in soap and then wrapped up in the shower curtain as if a mummy. I luckily landed between the tub and the toilet...still wrapped in the shower curtain. Due to the plastic curtain and the soapiness, I couldn't stand up and my shoulders were wedged between the tub and toilet.
I had to yell out for help and was made to suffer while my friend and a couple others paraded around snapping some pictures.0 -
i went on a date with my hubby (at the time we were just dating). we were at the mall in the arcade area and I was wearing heals, and I was so fixated on a picture we had taken together, that I fell down the stairs (it was only 4 steps).. but he caught me... goshers :ohwell:0
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I was doing the dirty with an ex girlfriend, had my leg cramp. I stuck my leg out to stop the cramping, slipped off the bed, hit my head on a dresser and knocked myself out.0
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Last summer my brother got married. I was the best man and I had to order my tux several month in advance. I had been in the process of losing weight for the wedding over the past year. Well the day of the wedding I get my tux and I try it on and the pants are a bit big. Had lost another 30 lbs from the time I was measured. I was able to safety pin them to get them to work. Everything was fine until after the ceremony we had to have all of the group pictures taken. They had the reception at a golf course and wanted several pictures on the golf course. One of the pictures was a jumping picture. As we were all jumping in the air for this picture my safety pins decided it was break time and my pants fell to my knees. The temp. that day was around 100 degrees out and I had taken my underwear off a bit earlier because the A/C on the party bus broke and I had sweat through my undershirt and underwear. So not only did I have the embarrassment of losing my pants but I flashed the entire wedding party and the photographer. As you might guess it was caught on film!0
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Last summer my brother got married. I was the best man and I had to order my tux several month in advance. I had been in the process of losing weight for the wedding over the past year. Well the day of the wedding I get my tux and I try it on and the pants are a bit big. Had lost another 30 lbs from the time I was measured. I was able to safety pin them to get them to work. Everything was fine until after the ceremony we had to have all of the group pictures taken. They had the reception at a golf course and wanted several pictures on the golf course. One of the pictures was a jumping picture. As we were all jumping in the air for this picture my safety pins decided it was break time and my pants fell to my knees. The temp. that day was around 100 degrees out and I had taken my underwear off a bit earlier because the A/C on the party bus broke and I had sweat through my undershirt and underwear. So not only did I have the embarrassment of losing my pants but I flashed the entire wedding party and the photographer. As you might guess it was caught on film!
I wouldn't have shared that if I was you.:laugh:0 -
Last summer my brother got married. I was the best man and I had to order my tux several month in advance. I had been in the process of losing weight for the wedding over the past year. Well the day of the wedding I get my tux and I try it on and the pants are a bit big. Had lost another 30 lbs from the time I was measured. I was able to safety pin them to get them to work. Everything was fine until after the ceremony we had to have all of the group pictures taken. They had the reception at a golf course and wanted several pictures on the golf course. One of the pictures was a jumping picture. As we were all jumping in the air for this picture my safety pins decided it was break time and my pants fell to my knees. The temp. that day was around 100 degrees out and I had taken my underwear off a bit earlier because the A/C on the party bus broke and I had sweat through my undershirt and underwear. So not only did I have the embarrassment of losing my pants but I flashed the entire wedding party and the photographer. As you might guess it was caught on film!
I wouldn't have shared that if I was you.:laugh:
no that's awesome! :drinker:0 -
Family had been swimming in the sea , I got to car put towel round my waist and took off my shorts.
My wife and son got back to the car my son was cold and crying , my wife grabbed the towel from my waist
to wrap round my son , leaving me butt naked in a busy car park, it was a public holiday too .0 -
On an all-inclusive holiday in Spain, it was the last day and I had made good use of the free bar and buffet all week. Waiting for the bus back to the airport and I had a seat in one of those plastic lawn chairs, both back legs bent out behind, the motion flipped me backward off the chair and then the chair shoots out from underneath and flies across the patio. Much to the hilarity of everyone in view, including the teenager who loudly proclaimed "Hah, that fat man fell off his chair!"0
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On an all-inclusive holiday in Spain, it was the last day and I had made good use of the free bar and buffet all week. Waiting for the bus back to the airport and I had a seat in one of those plastic lawn chairs, both back legs bent out behind, the motion flipped me backward off the chair and then the chair shoots out from underneath and flies across the patio. Much to the hilarity of everyone in view, including the teenager who loudly proclaimed "Hah, that fat man fell off his chair!"
I used to regularly break that type of chair , back legs would buckle0 -
Boyfriend.
After Homecoming.
Senior year
His room.
Completely naked, just finished doing some rowdy after-homecoming stuff (at least we finished? lol)
Door opens
His Dad wasn't supposed to be back yet
I hurried up and threw the covers over my head and just started laughing hysterically because I was so nervous
His Dad yelled approx. 586 obscenities. And he didn't like me after that, according to him I was "quite the slut" (he didn't know about his son's man-whorish ways)
It doesn't matter, because I still call his son a dbag...because I bet it's still true
Like father like son. So glad to not have that kind of assholish-ness in my life anymore.
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When I was a little kid.... I farted really loud in church.. Then I said excuse me.... to EACH and EVERY person in the row behind me.
This ones way better thou...
Years ago.. Once I went over to my best friends house... We were going out to find some dudes. We were both single then.
And, it would usually take her a long time to spruce up and look pretty to go out... And I came to her front door, knocked, she didn't answer, I came in the front door, heard the shower going... So I thought I would scare her.... I went to bathroom door, opened it really fast, and screamed RRRRRRR with hands up.... And dang it! It wasn't her that was in the shower... It was her DAD! OMG!!!!! That is a story, that we don't forget... After years and years we joke about that.... Her Mom and Dad STILL laugh about that.
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Today, when I got out of work I was walking to the subway with a coworker. We were having an animated conversation, and as usual I was "talking with my hands", i.e. waving them everywhere (I am Italian). I smacked a random girl in the face as she was walking behind me.... Not the most embarrassing moment of my life, but still sucked.0
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