Songs that refer to weight or size

sleepytexan
sleepytexan Posts: 3,138 Member
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Just heard one of the best ever songs on the radio that hasn't been on in years:

Scenes from an Italian Restaurant, by Billy Joel (if you don't know this song, listen here -- it's 3 awesome songs in one, telling a story everyone knows). I promise it will be the best 10 minutes you spend this evening:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=au74rR9lIYQ

Anyway, there's a line in it, "We lost touch long ago, you lost weight, I did not know you could ever look so good after so much time."

Got me thinking, what other songs refer to weight or size in the lyrics?

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  • MrsRipdizzle
    MrsRipdizzle Posts: 490 Member
    I like big butts and I cannot lie....you other brothers can't deny....when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a round thing in your face ....

    Oh oops, carry on. ;)
  • Expialidojess
    Expialidojess Posts: 441 Member
    I like big butts and I cannot lie....you other brothers can't deny....when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a round thing in your face ....

    Oh oops, carry on. ;)

    Hahahaha! That's the only one I could think of too!!
  • taso42
    taso42 Posts: 8,980 Member
    I like big butts and I cannot lie....you other brothers can't deny....when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a round thing in your face ....

    Oh oops, carry on. ;)

    well that was the one i was gonna use
  • taso42
    taso42 Posts: 8,980 Member
    Fat Bottom Girls you make the rockin world go round.
  • taso42
    taso42 Posts: 8,980 Member
    Weird Al "I'm Fat"
  • taso42
    taso42 Posts: 8,980 Member
    Digital Underground "Humpty Dance" -

    Hey yo fat girl, c'mere are you ticklish? That's right I called you fat. Look at me I'm skinny. I'm a freak. I like the girls with the boom. I once got busy in a Burger King Bathroom
  • MrsRipdizzle
    MrsRipdizzle Posts: 490 Member
    ^^me too.

    Oh you were saying. Yes, good song!
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    Have a banana...have a whole bunch...it doesn't matter what you have for lunch...just eat it!
  • jammet80
    jammet80 Posts: 96 Member
    Fat Bottom Girls you make the rockin world go round.
    <3
  • sleepytexan
    sleepytexan Posts: 3,138 Member
    Weird Al - GRAPEFRUIT DIET (to the tune of Zoot Suit Riot):


    Who's that waddlin' down the street
    It's just me 'cause I love to eat
    Fudge and Twinkies and deviled ham
    Who's real flabby? Yes, I am!
    Every picture of me's
    Gotta be an aerial view
    Now my doctor tells me
    There's just one thing left to do . . . .


    Grapefruit Diet (Diet!)
    Throw out the pizza and beer
    Grapefruit Diet (Diet!)
    Oh, get those jelly donuts out of here
    Grapefruit Diet (Diet!)
    Might seem a little severe
    Grapefruit Diet (Diet!)
    I'm gettin' tired of my big fat rear
    Blow, fatty!


    And more awesome lyrics . . the song is hilarious.
  • Umeboshi
    Umeboshi Posts: 1,637 Member
    Big Girl (You are Beautiful) by Mika.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yDSK91mUNLU

    Adore that one.
  • dollipop
    dollipop Posts: 379 Member
    Britney - Piece of Me
    *apologizes in advance for knowing this*
  • teagirlmedium
    teagirlmedium Posts: 679 Member
    Mike Epps "Big Girls"
  • reyopo
    reyopo Posts: 210 Member
    AC/DC - Whole Lotta Rosie

    Wanna tell you a story
    'Bout a woman I know
    When it comes to lovin'
    Oh, she steals the show
    She ain't exactly pretty
    She ain't exaclty small
    42-39-56
    You could say she's got it ALLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!

    Never had a woman, never had a woman like you
    Doin' all the things, doin' all the things you do
    Ain't no fairy story
    Ain't no skin-and-bones
    But you give all you got, weighin' in at nineteen stone

    You're a whole lotta woman
    A whole lotta woman
    I gotta whole lotta Rosie...
  • fragilegift
    fragilegift Posts: 347 Member
    Wow, I know one.

    Big and Chunky - Will I Am

    Ain't nottin' wrong
    With lovin' chunky
    I like 'em funny
    I like 'em spunky
    I like 'em witty
    I like 'em smart... with brains
    Girl I Like your big...
    What you say
    Your big ol' heart
    What
    Girl you crazy
    She drive me crazy
    I love my lady
    She nice and shapely
    She nice and spacey
    Take so much space up
    Like a big ol' spaceship
    Movin' so gracious
  • ByeByeBigGurl
    ByeByeBigGurl Posts: 35
    Bootylicious by Destiny's Child! lol
  • StarryOne
    StarryOne Posts: 50 Member
    "He ain't heavy, he's my brother" by the Hollies.
  • Twilightsunflower
    Twilightsunflower Posts: 324 Member
    nelly- thicky thick girls
  • chonji4ever
    chonji4ever Posts: 120 Member
    Rockstar
  • mamamudbug
    mamamudbug Posts: 572 Member
    Most of the one's I know are cajun/zydeco

    This one is Butt Thing by Horace Trahan

    don't like golf, I don't like swimming, I just like chasing them big butt women. We gonna do that butt thing, Kinda like that nookie thing. We gonna do that butt thing, And we gonna make that butt swing.

    Woo

    I don't like golf, And I don't like swimming, I just like chasing, them big butt women. We gonna do that butt thing, Kinda like that nookie thing. We gonna do that butt thing, We gonna make that butt swing.
  • Elf_Princess1210
    Elf_Princess1210 Posts: 895 Member
    Brickhouse.....she's mighty, mighty just lettin it all hang out?...... The commodores
  • maricash
    maricash Posts: 280 Member
    Prince -- Gett Off

    Whatcha want 2 eat? ribs
    Ha, toy, I don't serve ribs...
    U better be happy that dress is still on
    I heard the rip when u sat down

    Honey them hips is gone
    That's alright, I clock em that way
    Remind me of something james used to say...

    I like em fat
    I like em proud
    Ya gotta have a mother for me

    Now move your big *kitten* round this way
    So I can work on that zipper, baby
    Tonight your a star
    And Im the big dipper
  • RaeLB
    RaeLB Posts: 1,216 Member
    Body Bounce - Kardinal Offishall & Akon

    terrible song lol

    "Both my hands fit around her waist"

    "Shawty's body's like an hourglass, thats no lie"

    "That's the body of the century,
    You a little insecure but baby you got plenty,
    Them stretch marks on your hips is just bungie cords
    bringin' you back when you dip"
  • MUByM
    MUByM Posts: 208
    Mike Epps "Big Girls"

    I love this song!
  • Italian_Buju
    Italian_Buju Posts: 8,030 Member
    Brickhouse.....she's mighty, mighty just lettin it all hang out?...... The commodores


    That was the first one I thought of, LOL
  • SweetDorothySweat
    SweetDorothySweat Posts: 114 Member
    I think this is "it's getting hot in hurr" by Nelly. lol OLD song.

    "Checkin my reflection and tellin my best friend, oo, girl, I think my butts getting big!"

    HAHAHAH

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